Well here we all are again. Another pointless week gone by and we all get a week older.
So what has been happening in the wonderful weird world of cc...
As usual there has been some great spectator sport about with some serious contributors in the GD. mbohn2 had a serious go at my oft partner Achilles, but then I noticed some of the real 'stuff' disappeared from his 'Feedback' thread as if by magic. Wicked was in like lightning (no change there then, you little tinker) and then an old adversary GabonX, jumped in with a mighty piece of courtroom argument (made this writer think of Perry Mason no less)...oh dear GX, you have done it now...but a great congrats to you old chap for some serious writing there. Wicked hit back with a foretelling that most would be pleased with what’s coming....careful there Wicked, the words face, egg and on could spring to mind...but I have every confidence in you oh yes indeed.
That big ol' snow mover edsdad moved in with a thread about alliances...a ticklish issue for sure. As usual that most incisive of contributors owenshooter, stepped in with a nice little note, congrats to you owen.
A tasteless little thread appeared about money (one never speaks about money in public, never carry it myself, always have a lackey to pay the bills as I go you see) AAFitz showed some great humour, congrats to you Fitzy, made me chortle.
But dear reader, the spectator sport congrats award for the week has to go to a thread not found in GD. No indeed it did not...for I found this particular nugget on the cheats and abuse reports section.
A nice little street fight was joined. Kicked off by our previously mentioned Soloman (yes, that solo man, whom JR our fav. anti hero exposed), the target was none other than GabonX!!! POW!! came the uppercut with an accusation of feedback abuse....WHAM!! came the counter from GabonX, both had punched in with the 'immature' jibe....what was coming next....Soloman went with a left jab, taking the high road and acting supercilious (oh yes, another jam sandwich and cup of tea for yours truly), then he followed with a right hook, this time solo man invoking his 'brother' following with a double blow using the word 'hypocrisy' (congrats there solo man).... then just as it seemed he was going to floor our Gabon, a tag was made...oh dear solo, did you not see that this was a tag team event....in jumped none other than the merciless JR... WHAM! POW! ZAPP...in JR went, solo staggered, only to counter...taking refuge in the 'facts' ... the crowd moved in...jock decided a quick kicking while solo was distracted was in order, like the small guy in the crowd he jumped in, kicked and disappeared back into the crowd....oh dear, what now...old solo staggered, dazed by this, but taking refuge in hypocrisy...again....but before he could really recover...WHAM...a whipping punch from kha1i1 (who lives in a 'secret' location reader...is he that man the US Govt are looking for by any chance?) But solo was getting his breath back now, if not his spelling skills, dealing the hypocrisy card like a manic Blackjack croupier. Hypocrisy here, hypocrisy there, this was getting bloody. It was hotting up nicely; yours truly reached for the Port decanter, poured another half pint and carried on reading...
That regular receiver of a congrats (well done me on that piece of alliteration), Dancing Mustard, popped up, this time with a sweet left jab...poor old solo, now fighting on so many fronts he was getting dizzy. Then out of nowhere Gabon reappeared (clever move there GX, watch him get softened up by the crowd then step in....just what yours truly would do, so congrats in order) But what was this!!!!!!!!!! Solo went all waspish, one suddenly imagined him in a long white robe dishing out advice to the heathens around him.....treefiddy, feeling a little ill I would imagine, pointed out the timing...oh dear how was our solo going to deal with this new attack...well dear reader, a tip of the hat and a dismissive gesture was all he needed it seemed...then Gabon returned once more to the fray....and still it goes on....this could well run and run....so congrats to all of you !!!!
On to other news, congrats to that sweetie clapper for making an old man smile more than once with her wonderful avatars, you are still the number one here clapper, although I have to say, wicked still has an avatar worth a glass of Port or two. Other notable avatars I saw on my travels include Beastly and happy2seeyou, both worth a quick congrats.
Back to the forum, oggiss (the fallen Brig) was seen bursting a blood vessel over ‘lag’? with the mighty Twill serving up yet another great one liner…on so many levels, congrats again to Twill.
Finally, my special congrats of the week has to go to the previously mentioned player wrestler1lump (April 26 posting). A report arrives on my desk of his thread ‘Remember when I was a cook’…In it he says
wrestler1ump: 1230 points
Rank: Corporal 1st Class
It's fun to rub in just how good I really am. At one point I was ranked as the third worst player on Conquerclub, with a score of about 300 points. My how things have changed. Now that I have a strong score, I get to do the deciding of who I play with. So by all means ignore me... and ignore me... and ignore me...
Good for you lumpy!!!