So a guy walks into a bar and sits down, and then his mother walks up to him and says, "I found this briefcase full of money in your closet. Where did you find this dear? Can I know please?" He looked into her eye's as he held his drink, and he admitted the truth; the prostitution, the smuggling, everything...
His mother was not pleased. "Why did you do that?"
To which he replied, "CAUSE ANIMORPH SUCKS." Maybe it was alcohol, but he wasn't making any sense. Not only the alcohol, but also that she was stoned. Mother now wondered whether the sex change was worth it. Perhaps she had pushed him too far with her nagging.
And he pushed her over a cliff and said "Goodbye!" then got animorph and pushed him over as well, because noone liked him, and mafia cant stand him now. But he also dragged cena down with him, down into preschool - because Cena needs to learn to count to ten.
So the guy rolled up a big blunt to smoke, but then he remembered he'd left the bath water running! He gasped. "All my under age wank mags are ruined!" He cried, then he heard a knock at the door.
Cena answered the door, and a sniper was outside! It Cena went down on the sniper, sucky suck suck-swallow. so, in exchange, the sniper gave him a head start. He focused -priority was to rescue "Schoolgirl GangBang", double quick.
What I find interesting is how "the guy" becomes cena in the last paragraph.