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Woohoo!! Today might be the happiest day of my life!

Postby misscrystal on Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:47 pm

Ok...maybe the second happiest. (The first happiest was when I ate 6 grams of p. cubensis Koh Samui and amused myself for 14 straight hours with a flashing multicolored light stick.)

So, I'm unloading groceries from the trunk of the car when a black Lincoln Towncar pulls up in front of my house. My first thought was **OMG, did the CIA find out about my time machine!?**

But then the man in a suit introduces himself as my husband's attorney, and presented me with divorce papers that I've been waiting for for FIVE YEARS!!

I snatched that shit out of his hand and started autographing things like I was a rock star.

Then I gave them back and hugged him (omg, I really hugged the lawyer :shock: ).

Now I will proceed to do an interpretive dance of joy...

!!!!! :D
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Postby Nappy Bone Apart on Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:49 pm

Sweet!
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Postby hawkeye on Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:50 pm

Heh. I blame Jay!!!!! :roll:
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Postby misscrystal on Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:27 pm

hawkeye wrote:Heh. I blame Jay!!!!! :roll:


Don't blame anyone!! This is fantastic!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby hawkeye on Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:37 pm

For the 5 year bit...
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Postby spring1 on Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:42 pm

5 YEARS? You've been waiting for those divorce papers for 5 YEARS?!!

Damn...and I thought that the US Post Office screws up my mail deliveries... :wink:


Congratulations! How does it feel to be officially 'single'?
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Postby Capt Killroy on Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:02 pm

cool if you need a date call me ok capt out woo whooo a single mom
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Postby jay_a2j on Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:12 pm

hawkeye wrote:Heh. I blame Jay!!!!! :roll:



Actually, it was me. I paid the lawyer top dollar to finalize the divorce.


(can I get a hug?) :P from misscrystal not you hawkeye!
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Postby hawkeye on Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:19 pm

Will a gun barrel in your mouth work?
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Postby jay_a2j on Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:31 pm

hawkeye wrote:Will a gun barrel in your mouth work?



ya might want to read my edit in my last post.
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Postby misscrystal on Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:58 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
hawkeye wrote:Heh. I blame Jay!!!!! :roll:



Actually, it was me. I paid the lawyer top dollar to finalize the divorce.


(can I get a hug?) :P from misscrystal not you hawkeye!


Right now I'll hug Everybody!!

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Postby misscrystal on Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:02 pm

spring1 wrote:5 YEARS? You've been waiting for those divorce papers for 5 YEARS?!!

Damn...and I thought that the US Post Office screws up my mail deliveries... :wink:


Congratulations! How does it feel to be officially 'single'?


I waited that long for him to FILE for divorce. Apparently they'd been looking for me for almost 6 months before someone wised up and checked the phone book (duh)...

And I feel ....


Great!!
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Postby Utafar on Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:03 pm

jay_a2j wrote:
hawkeye wrote:Will a gun barrel in your mouth work?



ya might want to read my edit in my last post.




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Postby vtmarik on Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:41 pm

*fires off party poppers and distributes champagne* WOOT!
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Postby colinb007 on Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:55 pm

5 YEARS :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

i would be happy too.
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Postby misscrystal on Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:43 am

colinb007 wrote:5 YEARS :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:

i would be happy too.


I'm glad you share my joy :lol:
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Postby cokeclassact on Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:53 am

dont know ya at all...but congrats
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