1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

[Thorum]

143. Do these 143 things

[pmchugh]

144. Threaten to do these 144 things

[Thorum]

145. Put a couple of dynamites in the microwaves and push "on"

[Snowpepsi]

146. Put batteries in all the clocks and set them to all go off at the same time.

[Sackett58]

147. Try to start a UNION shop for the workers.

[Snowpepsi]

148. Climb into the ball bin.

[pmchugh]

148. throw money in the air and declare a scramble

[mr. incrediball]

149. set all the speakers to play "barbie girl" over. and over. and over.

[pmchugh]

150. open all the yogurts and lick the lids.

[PyroKid55]

151. use the sale signs as target practice (after climbing down the rope like Indiana Jones and hoarding the guns and ammo from the gun department)

[Grooveman2007]

152. Laying flypaper just inside the entrance.

[RedBullNation]

153. Accidentally trample someone, on Black Friday (oh wait)

[spearfish]

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
et. al.

Totally stolen from a lame joke site. Leave it to a peasant chap....

Yet, that reminds me....

[pmchugh]

funily enough most have them have been mentioned in this thread, be original people!

[spearfish]

Yeah, there's a list (which misterman posted) that most people have known since middle school, and that letter really just goes through it.

154. Go to the womens' department and start masturbating in front of the pictures of the underwear models.

[Eigidansei]

155. Dress like someone from the salvation army with a bell just inside the store, and when someone doesnt give you money follow them ringing harder and faster. after a while when they dont, yell "You're a horrible person!"

[spearfish]

Lovin this thread.

156. Climb up the sides of one of the huge shelves, then run around jumping from shelve to shelve.

[hecter]

157. Start ejaculating into shampoo bottles.

[Risktaker17]

158. Trying to make out with the cashier who is the same sex as you

[lalaland]

159. When the greeter at the door doesn't offer you a sticker because you're 'too old' throw a temper tantrum.

[Eigidansei]

160. ask for something that isnt on the shelves repeated times.

Bonus points if: They get the wrong color.
The item is in the back and on the top shelf

[apey]

Run through the aisles half naked screaming the "smillies are gonna eat me"

[Eigidansei]

162. Advertise for k-mart in a big k costume

[conquerAce]

Run through the aisles half naked screaming the "smillies are gonna eat me"

Why not naked?

163. Stand beside the greeter and start telling people that everything in the food aisle is free

[hecter]

164. Open a box, relieve yourself in it and then put it back on the shelf. Repeat as necessary.