king of the hill

by **strike wolf** on Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:32 pm

Wait till dussle's distracted then dive bomb him from the air. he looks up in time to see me fire my machine gun so that he and his assassin look like swiss cheese then I fire my rocket launcher and kill them both.

MY HILL

by **dussle** on Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:33 pm

We then take off our rocket-resistant swiss cheese costumes and Lorenzo assassinate everyone on the hill, bar me and himself.

MY HILL!!

by **strike wolf** on Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:35 pm

except that lorenzo is actually me in disguise after I broke his neck and I quickly remove my mask and slice off dussle's head.

MY HILL!!!!!

by **gavin_sidhu** on Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:56 pm

But that was not Dussle that you just cut the head off, but a Mech Warrior. I jump out of the cockpit (the former head of Dussle) and you die of shock and your limp body rolls down the hill. My Hill. I then have a picknick and dance around like that girl in "The Sound of Music".

by **strike wolf** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:42 am

An angry mob kills you for playing bad music and I reclaim the hill.

MY HILL!!

by **hockeycapn** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:59 am

Julie Andrews (aka "That chick from 'The Sound of Music'") and I charge your hill. She puts your head in a scissor lock, and hits a high note. The pressure from all the blood being trapped alone with the ultra high frequency causes your brain to expand blocking your ear holes. preventing any blood from escaping that way. after three minutes of anony she goes even higher and your brain is shot out of your head via your nose. You go limp and die. Julie and I play soccer with your brain. Then she eats your body. She then skipps down the hill.

My hill.

by **dussle** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:39 pm

I trip Julie Andrews and throw her at you, she thinks is a perverted setup and claws your eyes out, then skips down the hill with your carcass.

MY HILL!!!

by **Utafar** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:31 pm

at the bottom i convince julie andrews that it was your idea and i follow here back up the hill where we both kill you and then destroy the hill and build one on mount olympus(only gods can come here) and if you remember i am immortal so technacally i am a god so...

MY HILL!

by **gavin_sidhu** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:38 pm

I then create a Wikipedia article saying that I am on the hill, not you. Everyone believes it and the hill becomes mine (even though ur physically on it)

My Hill.

by **Utafar** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:52 pm

i then post a picture of me on the hill everyone believes me

my hill again

by **strike wolf** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:54 pm

I destroy Mt. Olympus and set up on mount everest. I then move mount everest to an alternate universe where only I know where it is and only I can access it and then I fortify with every army in the history of the universe plus all the barricades ever and all the armies that will come in the future.

MY HILL!!!!!!!

by **P Gizzle** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:04 pm

i build a hill in Narnia, and nobody can come there, so it's

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by **strike wolf** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:20 pm

except now there are 2 hills which violates the laws of this thread and the second hill collapses in on itself leaving only my hill.

MY HILL!

by **gavin_sidhu** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:20 pm

strike wolf wrote:I destroy Mt. Olympus and set up on mount everest. I then move mount everest to an alternate universe where only I know where it is and only I can access it and then I fortify with every army in the history of the universe plus all the barricades ever and all the armies that will come in the future.

MY HILL!!!!!!!

But we are playing escalating freestyle and i cheaply double turn you and the hill becomes mine.

by **strike wolf** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:21 pm

except you forgot that I have all the armies that ever were and ever will be and so the hill is still mine.

MY HILL.

by **dussle** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:43 pm

Since thehill is in an alternate universe, the hillg ets bored and walks back into our world, you fall off in the process, I hop back on. So does Lorenzo.

MY HILL!!

by **strike wolf** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:44 pm

This is dussle's dream as this is a universe in the same dimension and thus the same physics.

MY HILL!

by **dussle** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:47 pm

You never actually claimed the hill, I climb up the hill.

MY HILL!!

by **gavin_sidhu** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:55 pm

strike wolf wrote:except you forgot that I have all the armies that ever were and ever will be and so the hill is still mine.

MY HILL.

But i used auto attack and got lucky and won.

Anyway, because dussle is such a nice person, he gave the hill to me for my birthday

My Hill.

by **strike wolf** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:20 pm

Except dussle I did claim it and now kick you off to oblivion just as I did in the ancient greece game. Also gavin what I meant is that you have no troops because they joined me.

MY HILL!!!

by **dussle** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:24 pm

You forgot Lorenzo, he kills you and I return from oblivion.

by **strike wolf** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:29 pm

lorenzo only tried to kill me as he was tripped and fell down the mountainside. I then make a deal with the mods officially claiming the hill as my own.

MY HILL!!

by **dussle** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:31 pm

Wait, you can't alter reality. you break the rules and the mods kick you off and give the hill to me for being good.

MY HILL!!

by **Ham** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:32 pm

I simply B*tchslap you and you run away.

MY HILL

by **strike wolf** on Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:33 pm

but then again you already broke reality before me. the mods kill you lack doing the honors himself and reestablish me as king of the hill.

MY HILL!!!

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