Dead to Me: New York Intellectuals, Men with Beards, California's 50th District, Heather Clark, Bowtie Pasta, Owls, CNN en Espanol, Screw-Cap Wines, Cast of Friends,
Toronto Raptors
Dead to Me: New York Intellectuals, Men with Beards, California's 50th District, Heather Clark, Bowtie Pasta, Owls, CNN en Espanol, Screw-Cap Wines, Cast of Friends,
Toronto Raptors
finds magic lamp and wishes to live for more than a lifetime. reaches top of hill in third life and ties you up, puts you in a sled and pushes you over the side of the hill letting you ride down for the rest of your life.
My hill.
"So much the better, we shall fight in the shade." -Dienekes
You therefore aren't at the top. My assassin somehow is however, and then pulls me out from his ass. Luckily there's a shower up there and therapy for the assassin, wh's name is now Lorenzo.
I am also up your assassin's butt. I emerge when you are asleep and in exchange for ending your assassin's mental torment by killing him, he agrees to help me kill you. I hide until morning and when you get up I get on my hands and knees behind you and he shoves you over me, causing you to tumble all the way to the bottom. By which time you are dead. I then kill your assassin, as was our agreement, and am now king of the hill.
My hill.
"So much the better, we shall fight in the shade." -Dienekes
but i was also in the assasins ass i killed all who were hiding in there with me for saftey reasons and wait until you go to dump the assasins body down the hill at which point i burst out take you by surprise and chuck you off
after which i put the assasin in a cascet and have a ceremony then i lock it in a safe throw away the key put the safe in a hole fill the hole with liquid steel
and place pieces of uranium in it to make all who try to escape the assasins ass die while trying to escape after all that i take out the block of liquid steel with a bull dozer and roll it down the hill crushing all who tried to claim the hill for there own where it landed in a river causing it to overflow and make a moat filled with sharks and salt water crocadiles
then i fortify the hill so it is impossible to reach (not even god can reach me) and use the genie to give me immortality
then i rest...MY FUCKING HILL!!!
Lorenzo is cursed and comes back from the dea, with me in his ass. We then recite bad poetry until the liquid steel gets bored and goes away, then we break out of the casket and kill Utafar. Then I give Lorenzo an ass check to make sure no one's up there.