i sneak up hill and before you can do anything i poke you with a poisoned needle, you die, i put your carcass in a catapult and launch you at my enemies in tribal wars! (im more creative than you guys )
i push all of yall off and drink so much sprite, pissed an ocean for yall to swim in, made my hill out of concrete, opened a huge bottle of grease and sprayed the walls, got a flag and started to spit in the yellow ocean...
MY HILL!!!!!!!!
(theres a picture of me doin those things in my avatar )
I parachute down from a great height and kick you off your hill before landing gracefully. Then I used my Ring of Transmogrification and changed the ocean into a sea of $20s
Initiate discovery! Fire the Machines! Throw the switch Igor! THROW THE F***ING SWITCH!
I dig a tunnel under the hill, put explosives in it, run away and the hill implodes., then I build my own hill on top of it and sit there willing to shoot anyone in sight