Conquer Club

Welcome to the Most Awesome Conquering Entity (MACE) Tournament! This tournament will decide, once and for all, who and what possess the highest degree of supreme awesomeness that Conquer Club has ever witnessed! You know you want to be this awesome... don't you?

To enter this tournament, you must identify yourself as one of the Eight Manifestations of Awesome. To assist you in discovering your inner awesome, I have prepared this short three-question quiz.



Alternatively, you can say that it doesn't matter which one you are... which is possibly the most awesome choice of all, because it gets the tournament started quicker!

Once sixty-four Awesome Entities have entered the tournament (eight of each kind), the carnage shall ensue! Freemiums are welcome- please leave one spot open for the duration of the tournament.

Each group will play on a different map, with different settings, against their own kind.

Vikings- Age Of Merchants, Sequential, Escalating, Chained, Sunny
Pirates- Caribbean Islands, Freestyle, Flat Rate, Chained, Sunny
Cowboys- Texan Wars, Freestyle, Escalating, Unlimited, Foggy
Ninjae- Asia, Sequential, Flat Rate, Unlimited, Foggy
Zombies- Halloween Hollows, Sequential, Escalating, Unlimited, Sunny
Clowns- Discworld, Freestyle, Flat Rate, Adjacent, Sunny
Robots- Conquer 4, Sequential, Escalating, Adjacent, Sunny
Aliens- Space, Sequential, Flat Rate, Chained, Foggy

Each group will play five Terminator games, and only the eliminations will be tallied. Whoever has slaughtered the most of their brethren at the end of five games is declared the most awesome entity of their kind!

The eight most awesome entities will gather to do battle on some of Conquer Club's most awesome maps. The games for the final round will be on the following settings (all games will be Standard):

Cairns Coral Coast, Freestyle, Escalating, Unlimited, Foggy
Pearl Harbor, Sequential, No Cards, Adjacent, Sunny
Rail Europe, Freestyle, Flat Rate, Chained, Sunny
Conquer Man, Sequential, Escalating, Unlimited, Sunny
Treasures Of Galapagos, Freestyle, No Cards, Chained, Foggy
World 2.1, Sequential, Flat Rate, Unlimited, Foggy

The list will repeat until one person has thrice emerged victorious. That person will be named the
Most Awesome Conquering Entity!

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ENTRANTS

Vikings: "arrrrrgh"
slickstick - 0 Viking funerals
ubersky - 0 Viking funerals
TellMeDark - 0 Viking funerals
apolloguy - 0 Viking funerals
iblaskov - 0 Viking funerals
giantrascal - 0 Viking funerals
??? - 0 Viking funerals
??? - 0 Viking funerals

Pirates: "yarrrrr"
drake_pk7 - 0 Pirates sent to Davy Jones' locker
Gilligan - 0 Pirates sent to Davy Jones' locker
ralphcptc - 0 Pirates sent to Davy Jones' locker
god103 - 0 Pirates sent to Davy Jones' locker
??? - 0 Pirates sent to Davy Jones' locker
??? - 0 Pirates sent to Davy Jones' locker
??? - 0 Pirates sent to Davy Jones' locker
??? - 0 Pirates sent to Davy Jones' locker

Cowboys: "yeeehaw"
kennys777 - 0 Cowboys rounded up
mbjones79 - 0 Cowboys rounded up
General Flashman - 0 Cowboys rounded up
??? - 0 Cowboys rounded up
??? - 0 Cowboys rounded up
??? - 0 Cowboys rounded up
??? - 0 Cowboys rounded up
??? - 0 Cowboys rounded up

Ninjae: (no sound)
Bones2484 - 0 Ninjae committed seppuku
Lucifer4o - 0 Ninjae committed seppuku
BagwellTheGreat - 0 Ninjae committed seppuku
Agent 86 - 0 Ninjae committed seppuku
Woodruff - 0 Ninjae committed seppuku
GreenBaize - 0 Ninjae committed seppuku
zissou2 - 0 Ninjae committed seppuku
??? - 0 Ninjae committed seppuku

Zombies: "brainsss"
amazzony - 0 Zombies sent back to the grave
??? - 0 Zombies sent back to the grave
??? - 0 Zombies sent back to the grave
??? - 0 Zombies sent back to the grave
??? - 0 Zombies sent back to the grave
??? - 0 Zombies sent back to the grave
??? - 0 Zombies sent back to the grave
??? - 0 Zombies sent back to the grave

Clowns: "hehehee"
danryan - 0 Clowns made into human cannonballs
milo67 - 0 Clowns made into human cannonballs
??? - 0 Clowns made into human cannonballs
??? - 0 Clowns made into human cannonballs
??? - 0 Clowns made into human cannonballs
??? - 0 Clowns made into human cannonballs
??? - 0 Clowns made into human cannonballs
??? - 0 Clowns made into human cannonballs

Robots: "bleep bleep"
b00060 - 0 Robots deactivated
??? - 0 Robots deactivated
??? - 0 Robots deactivated
??? - 0 Robots deactivated
??? - 0 Robots deactivated
??? - 0 Robots deactivated
??? - 0 Robots deactivated
??? - 0 Robots deactivated

Aliens: "zgyxjvlqd"
astronautg117 - 0 Aliens exploded
JOHNNYROCKET24 - 0 Aliens exploded
wolfpack0530 - 0 Aliens exploded
Bolo XXXV - 0 Aliens exploded
??? - 0 Aliens exploded
??? - 0 Aliens exploded
??? - 0 Aliens exploded
??? - 0 Aliens exploded

Doesn't matter: "whatever"
inonzuk - Became a ???
Hopscotcher - Became a ???
??? - Became a ???
??? - Became a ???
??? - Became a ???
??? - Became a ???
??? - Became a ???
??? - Became a ???

Reserves: "we're late"
??? - Became a ???
??? - Became a ???
??? - Became a ???
??? - Became a ???
??? - Became a ???
??? - Became a ???
??? - Became a ???
??? - Became a ???

FINAL ROUND

Viking ??? - 0 victories
Pirate ??? - 0 victories
Cowboy ??? - 0 victories
Ninja ??? - 0 victories
Zombie ??? - 0 victories
Clown ??? - 0 victories
Robot ??? - 0 victories
Alien ??? - 0 victories

Most Awesome Conquering Entity: ???

I'm an alien.

I will play as a pirate, yarr.

vikings pls.

Very cool, I'm so in!

Originally I got to be as Clown but I decided that Zombie is better choice

in, alien

I am an awesome CLOWN!

Sign me up pls.

Robots please

Do I really need to specify?

Pirates!

Ninja please!!

John Wayne Style! Yippee Kai Yea Mother******

Ninjaaaa

Im in with the ninjas

in, Viking

Ninja please

in clowns please.... or anything else works

sure i wanna be a pirate

Viking!

I will be an alien. Super saiyan to be more specific

I want to be a pirate not a Somalia pirate

Ninja - awesome..sign me up

viking please

Sign me in please. Don't care for which group.

Thanks.

cowboy please.

In please if possible.
Viking