Conquer Club

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:47 pm**

Ok...maybe the second happiest. (The first happiest was when I ate 6 grams of p. cubensis Koh Samui and amused myself for 14 straight hours with a flashing multicolored light stick.)

So, I'm unloading groceries from the trunk of the car when a black Lincoln Towncar pulls up in front of my house. My first thought was **OMG, did the CIA find out about my time machine!?**

But then the man in a suit introduces himself as my husband's attorney, and presented me with divorce papers that I've been waiting for for FIVE YEARS!!

I snatched that shit out of his hand and started autographing things like I was a rock star.

Then I gave them back and hugged him (omg, I really hugged the lawyer :shock:

).

Now I will proceed to do an interpretive dance of joy...

!!!!!

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:49 pm**

Sweet!

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:50 pm**

Heh. I blame Jay!!!!! :roll:

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:27 pm**

hawkeye wrote:Heh. I blame Jay!!!!!

Don't blame anyone!! This is fantastic!

:lol:

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:37 pm**

For the 5 year bit...

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:42 pm**

5 YEARS? You've been waiting for those divorce papers for 5 YEARS?!!

Damn...and I thought that the US Post Office screws up my mail deliveries... :wink:

Congratulations! How does it feel to be officially 'single'?

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:02 pm**

cool if you need a date call me ok capt out woo whooo a single mom

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:12 pm**

hawkeye wrote:Heh. I blame Jay!!!!!

Actually, it was me. I paid the lawyer top dollar to finalize the divorce.

(can I get a hug?)

from misscrystal not you hawkeye!

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:19 pm**

Will a gun barrel in your mouth work?

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:31 pm**

hawkeye wrote:Will a gun barrel in your mouth work?

ya might want to read my edit in my last post.

Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:58 pm**

jay_a2j wrote:
hawkeye wrote:Heh. I blame Jay!!!!!

Actually, it was me. I paid the lawyer top dollar to finalize the divorce.

(can I get a hug?) from misscrystal not you hawkeye!

Right now I'll hug Everybody!!

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Posted: **Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:02 pm**

spring1 wrote:5 YEARS? You've been waiting for those divorce papers for 5 YEARS?!!

Damn...and I thought that the US Post Office screws up my mail deliveries...

Congratulations! How does it feel to be officially 'single'?

I waited that long for him to FILE for divorce. Apparently they'd been looking for me for almost 6 months before someone wised up and checked the phone book (duh)...

And I feel ....

Great!!