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Pick-up lines
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:50 amby gavin_sidhu
On Rove Live, a celebrity interview show here in Australia, they featured the worst pick up lines. Heres 3 i can rememba, post the lines you find dont work
*Do you have spanner eyes, because everytime you look at me my nuts tighten
*Did you fall from heaven, because that would explain your face
*Most men like hot attractive women; i like you.
Posted:
Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:47 amby strike wolf
wow those really are awful.
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:00 pmby hawkeye
o dear me thats horrid
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:01 pmby Nappy Bone Apart
* Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 1:50 pmby johnnyrotten
Impressive.
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:59 pmby JackInDaCrak
Is that a keg in your pants?
Cause you've got a huge fat ass.
Posted:
Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:05 pmby 2dimes
Percy from the Kevin Spencer show wrote:I'll give you my welfare cheque if you'll do it with me.
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:07 pmby Banana Stomper
Are your parents retarded?
'Cause you're special.
Posted:
Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:24 pmby Ronaldinho
"are you alright?, with you falling from haven in all
jokes
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:30 pmby hendy
lmao these are all good.
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:03 pmby Machiavelli
**
Anchorman**
You have an absolutely breath taking hinny
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 6:37 pmby craig84
is your dad an alien? because theres no1 else like you
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:06 pmby hawkeye
are u ugly cause i think ur ugly
Edit: are u ugly cause i think ur ugly wanna f*ck
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:11 pmby AK_iceman
hawkeye wrote:are u ugly cause i think ur ugly
how is that a pick up line?
Posted:
Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:14 pmby hawkeye
it isnt its a shitty ass joke
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Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:51 pmby carmoil
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 12:21 amby kingwaffles
carmoil wrote:Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Definetly one of my favorites.....^
"Do you work at subway cause you're giving me a footlong"
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:06 amby UCAbears
theres a party in my pants, and your invited...
**Anchorman**
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 1:56 amby Banana Stomper
Oh wow, you like poetry?
Will you help me straighten out my Longfellow?
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:04 amby areyouincahoots
Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my head all day!
I like those...lol.
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:05 amby UCAbears
did you guys know that i like choclate pie?
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:07 amby areyouincahoots
I lost my number. Can I have yours? **followed by a big cheesy grin
**
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 2:10 amby UCAbears
do you have a mirror in your pants, because i see myself in them....
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Sat Jul 22, 2006 7:43 pmby Pedronicus
Get yer coat, you've pulled...
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Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:33 pmby jay_a2j
Does your father work for Nike? Cause you've been running through my mind all night.
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?