Favorite dessert pie?

[saxitoxin]

What is your favorite dessert pie?

[DirtyDishSoap]

You picked key lime? The f*ck is wrong with you?

[Votanic]

Stay mindful to always eat pie in moderation.

[saxitoxin]

You picked key lime? The f*ck is wrong with you?

THE f*ck IS WRONG WITH YOU

[2dimes]

Saskatoon.

[Votanic]

Saskatoon.

Ah yes, the saskatoon, also known as the serviceberry or juneberry (Amelanchier alnifolia). A most distinctive fruit...

The filling seems to cook to a pleasantly firm texture, which I approve of. I do not like excessively runny pies.

Saskatchewan, named for the river running through it, which is from Cree (Algonquian) kis-si-ska-tches-wani-sipi "rapid flowing river."
Sasquatch, is Salish for wild man.
So maybe Saskatoon means something like 'wild river berry'....

However other similar-sounding words such as Sassafras and Sarsparilla do not have Amerindian origins.

[HitRed]

mincemeat pie

[Pack Rat]

Hair

[bigtoughralf]

mincemeat pie

Seconded.

[saxitoxin]

mincemeat pie

Seconded.

have you two jabronis even had key lime

[saxitoxin]

I had mincemeat once (in England) and it was fine. I liked it. But favorite? No way, Jose.

[Votanic]

I had mincemeat once (in England) and it was fine. I liked it. But favorite? No way, Jose.

Mincemeat can indeed be very fine, ....depending on the exact recipe of the mince, of course.
Overall, it is a healthier pie option, ...though still highly caloric.

[Votanic]

mincemeat pie

Seconded.

have you two jabronis even had key lime

I'm not completely opposed to key lime pie, when one is craving a sugar-bomb,
But it's just basic custard pie, ...with a smidge of added complexity from the tanginess of the lime's juice and zest.

[DirtyDishSoap]

You picked key lime? The f*ck is wrong with you?

THE f*ck IS WRONG WITH YOU

IT TASTES LIKE ASS! YOU ALSO GOT ENOUGH TIME TO POST THIS NONSENSE BUT CAN'T TAKE A DAMN TURN?!

IF I HAD TO RATE KEY LIME PIE, ITS A 4.2/10

[Votanic]

You picked key lime? The f*ck is wrong with you?

THE f*ck IS WRONG WITH YOU

IT TASTES LIKE ASS! YOU ALSO GOT ENOUGH TIME TO POST THIS NONSENSE BUT CAN'T TAKE A DAMN TURN?!

IF I HAD TO RATE KEY LIME PIE, ITS A 4.2/10

You probably find it excessively sweet, despite the zest. I understand, though it is still on average better than lemon meringue or pecan, the latter being rarely even acceptable. Not because of the pecans, which are fine (though inferior to walnuts), but because of that foul clammy brown sugar goop that they are usually imbedded in, ...like gravel in asphalt.
Hmf, I actually already discussed this exact same matter last holiday season.

Of the other pre-selected choices, Apple is probably the one most deserving of the title Finest Pie, though Pumpkin can also be very nice.
Of course, it should go without saying, all of this highly dependent on the exact recipe and quality of ingredients and preparation.

[DirtyDishSoap]

Pumpkin. Easily. Or cherry. Apple is a third. Pecan is pretty low.

[saxitoxin]

IF I HAD TO RATE KEY LIME PIE, ITS A 4.2

that is a LOW BLOW

[saxitoxin]

You picked key lime? The f*ck is wrong with you?

THE f*ck IS WRONG WITH YOU

IT TASTES LIKE ASS! YOU ALSO GOT ENOUGH TIME TO POST THIS NONSENSE BUT CAN'T TAKE A DAMN TURN?!

IF I HAD TO RATE KEY LIME PIE, ITS A 4.2/10

You probably find it excessively sweet, despite the zest. I understand, though it is still on average better than lemon meringue or pecan, the latter being rarely even acceptable. Not because of the pecans, which are fine (though inferior to walnuts), but because of that foul clammy brown sugar goop that they are usually imbedded in, ...like gravel in asphalt.
Hmf, I actually already discussed this exact same matter last holiday season.

Of the other pre-selected choices, Apple is probably the one most deserving of the title Finest Pie, though Pumpkin can also be very nice.
Of course, it should go without saying, all of this highly dependent on the exact recipe and quality of ingredients and preparation.

I just learned Shari's has Key Lime Pie back for a limited time only. I may go there this week. Anyone who is on the USA West Coast should go to Shari's and get LIMITED EDITION KEY LIME PIE. TASTE THE TROPICS!

Click image to enlarge.

[Votanic]

You picked key lime? The f*ck is wrong with you?

THE f*ck IS WRONG WITH YOU

IT TASTES LIKE ASS! YOU ALSO GOT ENOUGH TIME TO POST THIS NONSENSE BUT CAN'T TAKE A DAMN TURN?!

IF I HAD TO RATE KEY LIME PIE, ITS A 4.2/10

You probably find it excessively sweet, despite the zest. I understand, though it is still on average better than lemon meringue or pecan, the latter being rarely even acceptable. Not because of the pecans, which are fine (though inferior to walnuts), but because of that foul clammy brown sugar goop that they are usually imbedded in, ...like gravel in asphalt.
Hmf, I actually already discussed this exact same matter last holiday season.

Of the other pre-selected choices, Apple is probably the one most deserving of the title Finest Pie, though Pumpkin can also be very nice.
Of course, it should go without saying, all of this highly dependent on the exact recipe and quality of ingredients and preparation.

I just learned Shari's has Key Lime Pie back for a limited time only. I may go there this week. Anyone who is on the USA West Coast should go to Shari's and get LIMITED EDITION KEY LIME PIE. TASTE THE TROPICS!

Click image to enlarge.

All that sugar is going to make you hyper.

[karel]

nothing better then a warm cherry pie

[bigtoughralf]

mincemeat pie

Seconded.

have you two jabronis even had key lime

I've seen one on TV and it looked gross tbh

[riskllama]

peach, w/a very close second being avocado - and I don't even really like avocados...

[saxitoxin]

mincemeat pie

Seconded.

have you two jabronis even had key lime

I've seen one on TV and it looked gross tbh

you look gross tbh

[DirtyDishSoap]

Even looking at this stupid pie makes me gag

[Dukasaur]

Just in case you're starving for some election talk:


https://www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2024/11/05/election-cake