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Another Day in the Life of RFK Jr.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2024 9:07 pm
by saxitoxin
Today, RFK Jr. was hanging out with Roseanne Barr in his kitchen, eating a banana cream pie as a girl did aerobics in the background.

He then admitted to once coming upon a dead bear while going falconing.

He loaded up the bear in his car because he wanted to eat it for lunch the next day.

But then he realized he was late for dinner in New York City so drove into Manhattan instead and dumped the bear in Central Park and staged it to look like the bear had died in a bicycle accident using an old bike in his trunk.

https://x.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/18 ... 9798347109

Re: Another Day in the Life of RFK Jr.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2024 9:12 pm
by saxitoxin
A Guardian report in 2014:

Police are trying to establish how a dead black bear cub came to be found in New York City’s Central Park, home to a zoo which does not include the animals.

The cub’s head was on top of the back bicycle wheel, Slatkin said. “It was terrible, and it was the strangest thing,” she added. “Why was the bike there?”

Police dusted the bicycle for prints while the corpse was being sent to Albany, where the state department of environmental conservation was due to perform a post-mortem.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/ ... rk-mystery

Another Day in the Life of Saxitoxin

PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2024 11:20 pm
by Pack Rat
Another story told by Saxitoxin...and you thought Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was the only person with brain worms.

Re: Another Day in the Life of Saxitoxin

PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2024 11:28 pm
by saxitoxin
Pack Rat wrote:Another story told by Saxitoxin


lolwut

You understand those letters (https) in front of a string of characters indicate a web address, right? You can hover your cursor over them, use your index finger to depress the control button on the mouse and a new tab will open at that web address, sometimes called a URL ("uniform resource locator").

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Re: Another Day in the Life of RFK Jr.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2024 7:54 am
by bigtoughralf
Central Park contains a zoo with no animals? What does it have instead?

Re: Another Day in the Life of RFK Jr.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2024 11:18 am
by mookiemcgee
bigtoughralf wrote:Central Park contains a zoo with no animals? What does it have instead?


A dead bear carcass?

A movie and songs about it being a zoo with animals?



The Wu Tang Clan?



Formerly Zoo Animals who now identify as people and vote democrat because NY doesn't require ID to vote?

Re: Another Day in the Life of RFK Jr.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2024 11:30 am
by mookiemcgee
saxitoxin wrote:Today, RFK Jr. was hanging out with Roseanne Barr in his kitchen, eating a banana cream pie as a girl did aerobics in the background.

He then admitted to once coming upon a dead bear while going falconing.

He loaded up the bear in his car because he wanted to eat it for lunch the next day.

But then he realized he was late for dinner in New York City so drove into Manhattan instead and dumped the bear in Central Park and staged it to look like the bear had died in a bicycle accident using an old bike in his trunk.

https://x.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/18 ... 9798347109



Apparently there was pictures!!!

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Re: Another Day in the Life of Saxitoxin

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2024 1:29 pm
by Pack Rat
saxitoxin wrote:
Pack Rat wrote:Another story told by Saxitoxin


lolwut

You understand those letters (https) in front of a string of characters indicate a web address, right? You can hover your cursor over them, use your index finger to depress the control button on the mouse and a new tab will open at that web address, sometimes called a URL ("uniform resource locator").

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Sorry, the similarities between you and RFK Jr. Is frightening. You both tell stories that only prove that Kennedy is not the only one suffering from brain worms.


Re: Another Day in the Life of RFK Jr.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2024 5:23 pm
by Dukasaur
The Central Park version of Weekend at Bernie's.

Re: Another Day in the Life of Saxitoxin

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2024 7:20 pm
by saxitoxin
Pack Rat wrote:words words paragraphs words paragraphs video words


ok

Re: Another Day in the Life of RFK Jr.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 05, 2024 8:03 pm
by Pack Rat
Thank you Saxi! You were paying attention.