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Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby 2dimes on Mon May 13, 2024 10:25 pm

So even though he quit the forum due to an unnamed member he referred to only as, that no good 5417 poster.

I suspect he is lurking and would apreciate travel advice from everyone else here.

I'll start, try to ride an elephant. It's quite tranquil.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Votanic on Mon May 13, 2024 10:56 pm

So... what is a '5417'?

Internet search just throws me right into Bible/Angel/Numerology Land...
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby 2dimes on Mon May 13, 2024 10:58 pm

Oh goody, a clue.

So what did it say?
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Votanic on Mon May 13, 2024 11:03 pm

2dimes wrote:Oh goody, a clue.

So what did it say?

:roll: Wait, still cross-checking the data with Tarot cards and runestones.

Hmm?... Does 'EDAG' mean anything to you?
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby 2dimes on Mon May 13, 2024 11:18 pm

Sounds like you mixed up the middle two string to me. I dounbt that's it.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby saxitoxin on Tue May 14, 2024 2:20 am

2dimes wrote:
I'll start, try to ride an elephant. It's quite tranquil.


not into fat chicks
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Votanic on Tue May 14, 2024 2:44 am

Nevermind your overseas, bestiality sex tourism preferences...

I figured out the '5417' code.

Upside-down and backwards, it spells 'LIBS'.
ㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌ
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue May 14, 2024 2:49 am

Saxi quit the forums? Wuuuuuut
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saxitoxin wrote:taking medical advice from this creature; a morbidly obese man who is 100% convinced he willed himself into becoming a woman.

Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby 2dimes on Tue May 14, 2024 7:22 am

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Saxi quit the forums? Wuuuuuut


It is less of a boycott, more of a slow down. He takes short breaks, this last one, he was away from the forum for the weekend plus Monday.

I agree, it's shocking.

Once Volcanic reveals who's at fault, I'm guessing you know who will perma ban them. Saxi's so far up that guy it's difficult to tell where one stops and the other begins.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby pmac666 on Tue May 14, 2024 9:04 am

When old, white men travel to Thailand theres usually lot of riding involved. Elefants not so much tho....
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Pack Rat on Tue May 14, 2024 9:22 am

Saxi and his queen Ralf, Meeting in Bangcock?
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Votanic on Tue May 14, 2024 11:50 am

ㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌ
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby 2dimes on Tue May 14, 2024 11:45 pm

No advise good or bad. None of you could even write anything like, "Try some noodles." Or "Check for balls to make sure it's actually a Kathoey."
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Votanic on Wed May 15, 2024 12:19 am

สวัสดีㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌ

Also, at the temple gates, buy a fresh head of lotus-nuts to feed the mischievous macaques
...but take care that the starving street-urchins don't get them instead!
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Wed May 15, 2024 2:08 am

2dimes wrote:
DirtyDishSoap wrote:Saxi quit the forums? Wuuuuuut


It is less of a boycott, more of a slow down. He takes short breaks, this last one, he was away from the forum for the weekend plus Monday.

I agree, it's shocking.

Once Volcanic reveals who's at fault, I'm guessing you know who will perma ban them. Saxi's so far up that guy it's difficult to tell where one stops and the other begins.

Hold the phone. Who's against who now? I feel like i blinked and now suddenly I'm missing about of drama/context.

Someone fill me in, i need something to read while I'm at work at home.
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Your obsession with mrswdk is really sad.

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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby 2dimes on Tue May 28, 2024 1:54 am

Votanic wrote:ㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌ

He has sent more codes, here goes:

4 4 4 3 5 5 5 4

4 5 6 6 -5 5 -4

-4 5 -5 -5 -5 -5 5 -4 5 4

4 5 -4 -2 -3 -4 4
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Votanic on Tue May 28, 2024 2:01 am

2dimes wrote:
Votanic wrote:ㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌㄥ⇂ ߈ ဌ

He has sent more codes, here goes:

4 4 4 3 5 5 5 4

4 5 6 6 -5 5 -4

-4 5 -5 -5 -5 -5 5 -4 5 4

4 5 -4 -2 -3 -4 4

Thanks 2d.
May I ask that you repost this (IMPORTANT) secret numeric code upside-down and backwards.
My fingers are sticky and I can't touch the keyboard.... or of course, I'd just do it myself.
Don't even ask how I typed this.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby 2dimes on Tue May 28, 2024 2:06 am

Sounds above my pay grade. Once I get the equipment I'm going to check this one out. I figure there's an error. I might post the correction later.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Votanic on Tue May 28, 2024 2:17 am

2dimes wrote:Sounds above my pay grade. Once I get the equipment I'm going to check this one out. I figure there's an error. I might post the correction later.

Actually these might just be saxi's daily dick measurements (in centimeters).
The negative numbers are on the days he turns female.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby 2dimes on Tue May 28, 2024 2:30 am

Unpossible, everyone knows Saxi doesn't believe in metric.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby saxitoxin on Wed May 29, 2024 9:10 am

OK, I'm back now.

I'll need a few days before I'm ready to put up with this CC B.S., though. I'll resume making incendiary and salacious posts shortly. Please standby.
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby Lonous on Wed May 29, 2024 9:19 am

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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby 2dimes on Wed May 29, 2024 9:34 am

How was the trip?

What did you prefer, red or green?

Did you bring us a monkey?
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Re: Thailand tips for Saxi.

Postby saxitoxin on Wed May 29, 2024 12:19 pm

2dimes wrote:How was the trip?

What did you prefer, red or green?

Did you bring us a monkey?


I SAID I NEED A FEW DAYS.

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