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TrumpBible
Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2024 6:42 pm
by saxitoxin
Nice! Donald Trump has launched the new TrumpBible, a Bible printed and bound with the quality and luxury that has come to be associated with the Trump brand. TrumpBible is the only Bible personally endorsed by Donald Trump and features new text by country music superstar Lee Greenwood.
The Bible is widely known as the greatest book in history, edging out even The Art of the Deal for the honor. TrumpBible takes the classic text and imbues it with new levels of elegance and sophistication.
Re: TrumpBible
Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:08 pm
by jonesthecurl
Is he also gonna release a TrumpMeinKampf?
Re: TrumpBible
Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2024 9:25 pm
by karel
i love trump but will never read any bible as its all nothing more then stories
Re: TrumpBible
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Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:29 am
by pmac666
Released on the same day his trial with Stormy Daniels began.
The woman he cheated on Melania with and payed off with illegal funds.
The timing of that grift is priceless.
Re: TrumpBible
Posted:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:57 am
by saxitoxin
pmac666 wrote:Released on the same day his trial with Stormy Daniels began.
The woman he cheated on Melania with and payed off with illegal funds.
The timing of that grift is priceless.
He truly is a voracious Alpha. Just like King David, who had many wives and concubines. Or Bill Clinton.
Only undersexed Betas from Delaware are limited to a single woman with a fake doctorate.
Re: TrumpBible
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Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:06 am
by pmac666
The whiniest alpha i ever seen tho.
Have you ever seen anyone complaining that much and that all day every day?
If i had to guess id say hes a weak motherfucker as he has prooven with his finger in Mrs E. Jean Caroll and his 3 inch mushroom dick in Stormy Daniels.
Re: TrumpBible
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Wed Mar 27, 2024 12:29 pm
by Lonous
On this 27th day of March in the year of our Lord 2024, I have learned that Pdolf has memorized the details and measurements of President Donald J. Trump's crotch.
Re: TrumpBible
Posted:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:36 pm
by saxitoxin
pmac666 wrote:Have you ever seen anyone complaining that much and that all day every day?
Ummm, yeah ... Elizabeth Warren spent the better part of a decade complaining that people weren't adequately respecting her Native American heritage.
Re: TrumpBible
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Wed Mar 27, 2024 9:25 pm
by pmac666
saxitoxin wrote:pmac666 wrote:Have you ever seen anyone complaining that much and that all day every day?
Ummm, yeah ... Elizabeth Warren spent the better part of a decade complaining that people weren't adequately respecting her Native American heritage.
Dang, your gotchas are as weak as your orange hero.
Who sells now a book that says you should be stoned to death for adultery.
Re: TrumpBible
Posted:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:20 pm
by karel
you all funny,your just bitter cuz he turned this country around, and made us money meant lower prices on everything, unlike it is now,dont worry daddy trump will fix all the broken sh it that biden has done.
maybe you all should really read the bill of rights and maybe the constitution maybe just maybe you all might learn how the laws work
Re: TrumpBible
Posted:
Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:36 pm
by jusplay4fun
karel wrote:you all funny,your just bitter cuz he turned this country around, and made us money meant lower prices on everything, unlike it is now,dont worry daddy trump will fix all the broken sh it that biden has done.
maybe you all should really read the bill of rights and maybe the constitution maybe just maybe you all might learn how the laws work
Karel, you do know that p-mac is Austrian and not American, right?
And you place TOO much faith in Trump. He will not be able to fix all the problems you cite and Trump is NOT THE SAVIOR his most rabid followers think he is.
Re: TrumpBible
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Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:22 am
by KoolBak
Well the thing says Austria but he/she could be Canadian. Or Russian. Or probably Polish
You know, cause of all the dumb things he/she says.
Polak jokes..... nevermind.....
Hey, there's something shiny......
Re: TrumpBible
Posted:
Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:45 am
by lokisgal
“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”
― James Waterman Wise
Re: TrumpBible
Posted:
Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:03 am
by ConfederateSS
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Trump , every time the Democrats Crucify Him...He rises Stronger and more Rich...Each and Every Time....When are Democrats going to just leave him alone...He doesn't make it, without Democrats help......
ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...
Re: TrumpBible
Posted:
Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:34 pm
by Pack Rat
ConfederateSS wrote:------
Trump , every time the Democrats Crucify Him...He rises Stronger and more Rich...Each and Every Time....When are Democrats going to just leave him alone...He doesn't make it, without Democrats help......
ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...
Trump is richer???? You are absolutely one uneducated follower, lol!
Re: TrumpBible
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Thu Mar 28, 2024 4:41 pm
by saxitoxin
"When geriatric neoliberalism comes to America, it will be wrapper in bumper sticker quotes."
- saxi
Re: TrumpBible
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Thu Mar 28, 2024 7:35 pm
by mookiemcgee
saxitoxin wrote:"When geriatric neoliberalism comes to America, it will be wrapper in bumper sticker quotes."
- saxi
Does this quote appear on the inside cover of the front or the back of the TrumpBible?
I'm still waiting for mine in the mail. Looks like the paper is being produced by Hindus and muslims in India, then it's printed by child laborers in Dubai and the covers are added in godless China where it's subject to Trump tarrifs before landing in the port of Baltimore where supposedly things are being delayed due to some kind of 'maritime accident'.
Re: TrumpBible
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Thu Mar 28, 2024 8:11 pm
by karel
hate to break the bad news,there is no such thing as a bible
Re: TrumpBible
Posted:
Thu Mar 28, 2024 9:09 pm
by ConfederateSS
Re: TrumpBible
Posted:
Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:21 pm
by pmac666
karel wrote:you all funny,your just bitter cuz he turned this country around, and made us money meant lower prices on everything, unlike it is now,dont worry daddy trump will fix all the broken sh it that biden has done.
maybe you all should really read the bill of rights and maybe the constitution maybe just maybe you all might learn how the laws work
Doesnt the constitution say that your not allowed to run for office when you partake in a insurrection?
Or that you keep religion away from gvmt?
Or that it should be a "well regulated" militia regarding your guns?
Ofc i never read it as stinky austrian. How about you?
Btw is this the same constitution Trump wants to terminate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4hdDLau9I
Re: TrumpBible
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Thu Mar 28, 2024 10:31 pm
by mookiemcgee
Insurrection is just a form of free speech when rich white people do it Pmac, it's right there in the constitution but it's written in english so you probably wont understand.
Re: TrumpBible
Posted:
Thu Mar 28, 2024 11:43 pm
by saxitoxin
pmac666 wrote:Doesnt the constitution say that your not allowed to run for office when you partake in a insurrection?
Or that you keep religion away from gvmt?
Or that it should be a "well regulated" militia regarding your guns?
Re: TrumpBible
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Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:19 pm
by ConfederateSS
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Well , Turns out Tommy the Pinball Wizard is mute, as well as deaf , dumb and blind...
--------- What's that Tommy, you can't think of a lie, Your throat is full of your own words , you had to eat... ....Chew , Tommy Chew... Wouldn't want you to choke...You have to be around for Trump's being elected the 47th President Party... , as He is sworn in as President, placing His hand , on His own Bible... ...It makes sense, or for Tommy, cents...shoes, Bibles, more money for Trump... ...
ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...
Re: TrumpBible
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Fri Mar 29, 2024 11:24 pm
by Pack Rat
How can someone say so much, yet say so little...
Re: TrumpBible
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Sat Mar 30, 2024 1:45 pm
by ConfederateSS