Santa Claus sent me a message
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:09 pmHe sent me a letter with a elf foot in it and it said he was going to kill me on Christmas Eve.
What should I do ?
What should I do ?
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Santa Claus sent me a message
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:09 pmPosted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:11 pmNothing. You can't run from Santa.
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 8:49 pmHe sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake.
SO basically you're screwed
SO basically you're screwed
Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:36 amLMFAO! I soooo love this thread! Burn him alive buddy, burn him alive!
Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:32 amIt might prove lucrative to sell Santa-Jammers to the kiddies.
Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:25 amhe's working for me you'd better not resist
Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:02 pmsfhbballnut wrote:he's working for me you'd better not resist
So your the one that makes parents lie to their children only to disappoint them later is what your saying? How sad...very very sad! So mastermind, why do you do it? whats your excuse? Since santa works for you that is...
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:36 pmMachiavelli wrote:He sees you when you're sleeping and he knows when you're awake.
SO basically you're screwed
if he knows all that stuff why doesnt he know what i want for christmas
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:29 pmlol r u dead yet?
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 3:33 pmi think he is...
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:45 pmmost likely
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:46 pmwhat a shame....moment of silence please.....
ok time to move on
ok time to move on
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 7:48 pmok thats long enough
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:19 pmno that was too long...
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:00 amSrry had to get some therapy for what happened christmas eve. First he found me in the corner with a knife. I stabbed at his stomach but he karate chopped my hand then shoved candy canes down my throat untill he thought I quit breathing. After that he got drunk on eggnog and raped my dog. after he passed out I got a stringy ribbon and choked him untill he tapped his nose and flew up the chimney. He left a note promising to end me next year.
Now excuse me while I lay down and cry myself to sleep.
Now excuse me while I lay down and cry myself to sleep.
Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:02 amPRAISE HES ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...well for 363 days at least left....