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Postby zarvinny on Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:09 am

salami from the
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Postby gavin_sidhu on Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:54 am

the very evil
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Postby Capt Killroy on Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:01 am

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Postby Utafar on Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:10 am

a.k.a black mamba
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Postby gavin_sidhu on Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:13 am

who was an
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Postby Utafar on Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:19 am

expert assasination expert
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Postby Kenny_Smooth on Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:25 pm

who was actually,
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Postby Bozo on Mon Aug 28, 2006 1:31 pm

george bush in
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Postby Utafar on Mon Aug 28, 2006 2:57 pm

disguise as an
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Postby Bozo on Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:04 pm

mexican cleaning lady
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Postby Utafar on Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:07 pm

who immigrated from
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Postby Bozo on Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:07 pm

canada were the
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Postby Utafar on Mon Aug 28, 2006 3:27 pm

cunt scab hendy
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Postby Cheesemore on Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:50 pm

was not real
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Postby Utafar on Mon Aug 28, 2006 4:54 pm

but he was
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Postby Cheesemore on Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:00 pm

a complete fake
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Postby Econ2000 on Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:09 pm

little piece of........
Rap music is being listened to by 97% of teenagers, if you're one of the 3% of teenagers that actually listen to real music, then put this in your signature.
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Postby cowshrptrn on Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:13 pm

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Postby Utafar on Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:37 pm

licked by elmo
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Postby Pedronicus on Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:24 pm

around his rim
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Postby qeee1 on Mon Aug 28, 2006 6:59 pm

on the weekends.

Can someone post the entire story so far?
Frigidus wrote:but now that it's become relatively popular it's suffered the usual downturn in coolness.
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Postby Evil Pope on Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:25 pm

qeee1 wrote:Can someone post the entire story so far?

I've got nothing better to do, so i'm on it..
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Postby Cheesemore on Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:41 pm

by his girlfriend
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Postby Evil Pope on Mon Aug 28, 2006 7:43 pm

In the large

Whole Story So Far wrote:"Ireland is a stupid name for a country where great people live, who enjoy bear hunting and strange ugly fat curds that smell like shit and cheese" is what some one told me one told me as qeee1 was wiping out wicked in a quite revealing red teddy on a skyscraper. He did so because he is a cunt like Pilate's mom . This comment was bad. I apoligize. How will he repent? "Good Question said by teh gorilla." "By sucking a lot of poison out of a huge orange popsicle with a huge slurping sound that drove me crazy. If i hear that sound anywhere again, i will Eat some Pie and then grab a kitten and throw it into a pile of your mom's cookies that were left after Santa came. because they were too gooey. Eventually lackattack wanted to close this thread because it is too irish and Utafar is disgusting because he never washed himself and this thread is getting off topic cause we keep beating a dead PWNED user named twill... or, no... "What happened" said OMG, but suddenly hendy's a cunt so thats all that ever happened on the fifth day of the apocolypse. Everyone was freaking out because robots took over the world and killed every animal so there was only 3 dogs left in eastern texas, and there were atomic bombs exploding everywhere. I started to cry and then was abducted by aliens... green short ones who turned out to be hendy's Mom in a compromising position with Bill Clinton and spongebob squarepants when Hendy finally died cause he was hendyed by Twill Who then killed All the aliens by using a huge rock to.. "Unless, of course" He said, with his own dog jerking off to Barney the Dinosaur who slept with... Then everyone died. Everyone is dead. The next day, a purple cow fell off a roof, but flew Into the ground. All of a sudden, a white light did not appear so he knew he was going to live one more day, however "that is all" said Yoda who was actually tall in the 7th dimension of luke's fore fathers that didn't like to eat cheese because it made him have heart burn. Then Yoda said "hey, I like cheese even though it's really cheesy and stinks like a dog in hendys house (burn). But it is the 17th of the nation of japan with samaris and big sweaty sumo wrestlers and lots of rice. Every time I eat some rice I cry, because there are razors inside the rice. The razors hurt my hands because they are sharp and i cut myself with them. I like pain when it involves my exgirlfrind. Next, I sold my gold watch to a really old and fat man. But he refused to give me irish dancing lessons so i murdered the person who created this thread. Next a man who dressed like a homosexual panda who believed in killing this thread. The thread died, but was revived by God because he wanted to kill it again. And he did. but then didnt, but actually did. And then he created a new world of monkeys which would become the greatest ever except that it lost its most valuable leader to a gang of penguins with rockets (and Ruthless victous hamsters). who could actully make some sense because they were smokin' da chronic they got from Pikachu the fat animal who always ate frosted dounuts that were electricly filled with hash. and after Pikachu got high, she licked her cunt SMELLED LIKE FISH of an owner, yep. The end. Except it wasn't but he lied about the end of time. the rocket propelled penguins ate my lunch and my dinner so i killed my stupid sister because she was a penguin whore. The penguins had diabetes, because they ate their young and forgot to wash before they ate more cheese that's not cool it was warm and kinda slimy but strangely satisfying to your mom but not to your baby brother "Oh my god" shouted Ms. Doubtfire "this is lame" said the president who was actually a really big ape named Ralph that molested unsuspecting hampster was hiding in the big box where a taranchula lived. It never saw the light of day because it had closed its eyes. But, Then he to hide the salami from the the very evil sister mary elephant a.k.a black mamba who was an expert assasination expert who was actually, george bush in disguise as an mexican cleaning lady who immigrated from canada were the cunt scab hendy was not real but he was a complete fake little piece of pie that was licked by elmo around his rim on the weekends. by his girlfriend In the large


Alot of it doesn't make any sense..
Edit: I missed a few lines the first time..
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Postby cowshrptrn on Mon Aug 28, 2006 8:53 pm

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