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How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Scenario 1: Trump wins, saxi will be leaping up and down in ecstasy, until he crashes headfirst through his the plate glass window of his penthouse, leading to death
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Scenario 2: Trump wins, saxi will be leaping up and down in ecstasy, until he crashes headfirst through the screen of his 77 inch TV, leading to significant but non-critical injuries
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Scenario 3: Trump wins, saxi will be leaping up and down in ecstasy, until he trips over his XL bucket of bacon-wrapped shrimp, leading to no injury but a horrific mess
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14%
Scenario 4: Harris wins, saxi will be pounding his fist on his coffee table, until he smashes his XL bucket of bacon-wrapped shrimp, leading to no injury but a horrific mess
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14%
Scenario 5: Harris wins, saxi will be pounding his fist on his coffee table, forgetting that it's a glass coffee table, leading to significant but non-critical injuries
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29%
Scenario 6: Harris wins, saxi will be pounding his fist on his coffee table, until he slams it down on his Glock, discharging it because he carelessly left the safety off, leading to death
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29%
 
Total votes : 7

Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby KoolBak on Sun Nov 03, 2024 5:57 pm

MrSwdke is a dude. Not even DDS would stoop that low :sick:

And saxi is a Glock guy? I'm so disappointed......
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Sun Nov 03, 2024 6:06 pm

KoolBak wrote:MrSwdke is a dude. Not even DDS would stoop that low :sick:

And saxi is a Glock guy? I'm so disappointed......

Stop foeing people, you ostrichweiler.
I mean seriously, it's the dumbest forum strategy available to you.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby KoolBak on Sun Nov 03, 2024 6:18 pm

Keep giving stupid, unwanted advice, noob. :lol:
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Nov 03, 2024 9:38 pm

KoolBak wrote:MrSwdke is a dude. Not even DDS would stoop that low :sick:

And saxi is a Glock guy? I'm so disappointed......

Hey! I'm not here to be your measuring stick with the weird! That's Saxis department.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby saxitoxin on Sun Nov 03, 2024 9:58 pm

KoolBak wrote:And saxi is a Glock guy? I'm so disappointed......


I have a Glock but I'm more a Taurus guy. The Kia of firearms.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Sun Nov 03, 2024 10:10 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
KoolBak wrote:And saxi is a Glock guy? I'm so disappointed......


I have a Glock but I'm more a Taurus guy. The Kia of firearms.

Then, if so, continuing along this same vein of metaphor, what would be the Ford Taurus of firearms?
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby 2dimes on Mon Nov 04, 2024 2:38 am

I suppose if you want a handgun, buying a Glock is better than being in Canada.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby KoolBak on Mon Nov 04, 2024 6:01 am

saxitoxin wrote:
KoolBak wrote:And saxi is a Glock guy? I'm so disappointed......


I have a Glock but I'm more a Taurus guy. The Kia of firearms.


Taurus is a fine weapon. Their lifetime total warranty is the shit. Like zippo and a few others; I've used it twice and received a new weapon.

Glock is also a fine gun; I just personally dislike them as a majority of new, uneducated, gangbanger users pick Glock as a go to for some reason. In the pistol world, my go to is the 1911. I have 8.

In the glock-ish world, I like the Kahr - have a few. Inexpensive, stripped down glock-like. Kahr was a Glock partner that spun off and did his own thing.

Back to thread.....sorry :lol:
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Mon Nov 04, 2024 9:46 am

KoolBak wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
KoolBak wrote:And saxi is a Glock guy? I'm so disappointed......


I have a Glock but I'm more a Taurus guy. The Kia of firearms.


Taurus is a fine weapon. Their lifetime total warranty is the shit. Like zippo and a few others; I've used it twice and received a new weapon.

Glock is also a fine gun; I just personally dislike them as a majority of new, uneducated, gangbanger users pick Glock as a go to for some reason. In the pistol world, my go to is the 1911. I have 8.

In the glock-ish world, I like the Kahr - have a few. Inexpensive, stripped down glock-like. Kahr was a Glock partner that spun off and did his own thing.

Back to thread.....sorry :lol:

A gun called a Kahr? Perfect, it cahn be the Ford taurus of firearms.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Pack Rat on Mon Nov 04, 2024 9:53 am

2dimes wrote:I suppose if you want a handgun, buying a Glock is better than being in Canada.



Are we talking about Canadian school children or American school children?

It looks like the importance of guns is the size of them.


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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby 2dimes on Tue Nov 05, 2024 4:52 am

Neither, are you trying to make some sort of a joke about school shootings?

I was just sort of alluding to Saxitoxin being allowed to buy, sell and own Glocks because he lives in the United States of America instead of here.

I liked Glocks when I first found out about them, 1986? Now i don't mind them, I just prefer other brands.

Currently if I was legally allowed to buy a handgun and was going to, I would buy a Sig.

They have not taken them away yet, but glorious leader and a bunch of other presumably somehow well meaning politicians, outlawed the purchase, sale and exchange of restricted weapons in Canada.

So it's no longer an option for myself and my law abiding friends that like to legally use handguns to purchase one.

As expected the ilegal handgun market just carries on. Several police agencies have expressed their frustration recently.

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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby KoolBak on Tue Nov 05, 2024 5:40 am

Expand on why a Sig Sauer? Looks? If that, assume you're a Beretta fan too?

Not a fan of that style, although, like everyone else, they make a nice 1911. Never owned a Sig.....actually surprised :lol:
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby riskllama on Tue Nov 05, 2024 12:52 pm

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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Wed Nov 06, 2024 3:48 am

riskllama wrote:
Votanic wrote:But alas, I am not Thorthoth



Please, ...just stuff it, you bitter old non-player clown-tool.

:D :) =D> O:) :lol: :) ;) :D Thank God Love Won.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Votanic on Wed Nov 06, 2024 3:51 am

Hmm, saxi doesn't seem clumsy at all on this election night.

...but his political enemies don't seem to even be able to pick themselves off the floor and post anything.

Maybe curled up in a little ball sobbing, just like their pathetic anti-heroine, Kamalalala?

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Did saxi spill his shrimp?

Postby 2dimes on Wed Nov 06, 2024 8:43 am

This mornings huge run of "vivo-bumping" certainly makes you look guilty there vot, but who knows.

KoolBak wrote:Expand on why a Sig Sauer? Looks? If that, assume you're a Beretta fan too?

Not a fan of that style, although, like everyone else, they make a nice 1911. Never owned a Sig.....actually surprised :lol:

I was just peeping at the Sig Sauer website. They make a few 1911s. I can't recall holding any Barettas.

I couldn't think of any particular hand guns that looked significantly better to me than others. Then remembered those blue Ruger SR-22s. I guess they look quite nice. I just looked again, the SR-22 in normal colours also look better to me than Sig Sauers, that doesn't change my mind. I would need to check one out in person.

Yes, I am silly and don't like the appearance of Lugers but I'm sure they are nice to use.

It's all kind of moot now but my favorite brand for a long time was Ruger.

A few years ago, when you could still buy restricted weapons here, sales guys at two seperate shops couldn't figure out how to fully disassemble the Rugers I was looking at. That changed the mood of the day.

I like the way the model of Sig Sauer I was checking out felt in my hand. It was 22 caliber and there was a kit to change it to fire 9mm, I think that is quite a nice feature. Also it was pleasantly easy for me to disassemble for cleaning and inspection, then reassemble for service. Or to change the ammunition you can use.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby KoolBak on Wed Nov 06, 2024 9:55 am

Yeah that sr22 is of a type...I'm seeing what your preference is. The "newer" polymer, double action. Very popular.

In our 50 guns, we don't have a single one. Just not my style. Fine weapons, just personal preference.

As far as Ruger, however, that's my fave manufacturer. My first two pistols I bought in fact, 50 years ago. Still have them both.

Fun note; picking up a rifle today I bought from a guy for $100. Totally stole it! Winchester model 290 in like new condition. Once and a while you just stumble into a sweet deal.

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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Nov 06, 2024 2:18 pm

I'M STILL ALIVE, SUCKAS!
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Nov 06, 2024 6:06 pm

saxitoxin wrote:I'M STILL ALIVE, SUCKAS!


No bandages?
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby saxitoxin on Wed Nov 06, 2024 6:06 pm

Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I'M STILL ALIVE, SUCKAS!


No bandages?


I make no claims other than my being alive ...
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Dukasaur on Wed Nov 06, 2024 6:07 pm

saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I'M STILL ALIVE, SUCKAS!


No bandages?


I only claimed to be alive ...
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Postby 2dimes on Wed Nov 06, 2024 6:15 pm

Good to see Saxi.

Enjoy the new rifle KB.
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby Omspah91 on Fri Nov 08, 2024 9:23 pm

Votanic wrote:
pmac666 wrote:Was voting for scenario 5 but with the landslide thats rolling in it might be scenario 6. :lol:

That you are using the term 'landslide' in this election only goes to show your own staggering level of delusion (and deceit).

Well, he/it wasn't entirely wrong :lol:
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Nov 09, 2024 5:29 am

saxitoxin wrote:
Dukasaur wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:I'M STILL ALIVE, SUCKAS!


No bandages?


I make no claims other than my being alive ...

Saxi is down a TV. Womp womp
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Re: How clumsy will saxi be after the U.S. election?

Postby 2dimes on Sat Nov 09, 2024 9:44 am

Omspah, What's your preference, Glock, no handgun, or something else?
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