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Welcome back to the real world!

Postby Dukasaur on Sun Nov 03, 2024 7:09 am

If you live, like me, in a place where we are required to masturbate our clocks twice a year, I hope you remembered to get up at 3 a.m. and turn your clock back to 2 a.m. this morning.

For some insane reason we are still being required, every year, to pretend that the celestial bodies are subject to the whims of Parliament, and that there will magically be more hours a day if we perform the clock wanking ritual twice a year.

If you live in a more enlightened jurisdiction where this moronic ritual is not conducted, my hat is off to you!

If you live in a benighted jurisdiction like mine, please celebrate with me our return to the real world! For the next six months we will be allowed to keep time reasonably close to what the dance of Earth and Sun has ingrained into our bodies for the last three billion years, rather than what the blockheads in Parliament have tried to overwrite our programming with.

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Re: Welcome back to the real world!

Postby mookiemcgee on Sun Nov 03, 2024 11:46 am

I'm not ruining my extra hour of sleep by waking up at 3am to change my clock... I use my phone for time telling anyway and thankfully skynet changes it automatically for me.

Daylight savings is a joke though, agree with you 100%.
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Re: Welcome back to the real world!

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Nov 03, 2024 1:04 pm

Imagine of i told you of a country where they have a law which makes noon 1:15 PM.

That's Canada.
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Re: Welcome back to the real world!

Postby Pack Rat on Sun Nov 03, 2024 1:38 pm

We don't change our clocks in Arizona. We change time zones!
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Re: Welcome back to the real world!

Postby Votanic on Sun Nov 03, 2024 2:13 pm

The evil forces of DST will be crushed.
Already vast swaths of Earth's surface formerly corrupted by DST, have reverted to Natural Law Time (NLT).
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Only a few benighted bastions of Satanists whe want to get in a game of tennis after their 9 to 5 still worship at the blood-soaked altar of DST.
Even Duk, who supposedly dwells near one of the two DST Latitudinal Optima, despises that most foul and reprehensible practice..

We shall reclaim the Solar Noon!!!

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