CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [Winners: see 1st post]

[RedBaron0]

One: the "Hare" lost. Two: the white rabbit was just an annoying bit character that led Alice into... trouble. Other than that, you're A-OK me Ms. Bunny.

Butter's diabolical scheme has worked perfectly so far, ignored and figured to be unimportant in this competition. He unleashes his plan.... on Eric Cartman's.... his mail box.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Butters dashes up to Eric's door with a large burlap sack. He then starts stuffing letter after letter through Eric's mail slot. Each letter has an identical ballot inside.

√ Roadrunner
X Mr. Burns
X Kyle
X Butters
X Jeff

After stuffing all but the last one through the slot, Butters opens the last one and reads it.

My victory is complete! All the votes will be for the Roadru--- THE ROADRUNNER! OH HAMBURGERS!

Butters nervously runs around in a circle on Eric's steps.

WhatdoIdo-WhatdoIdo-WhatdoIdo-WhatdoIdo-WhatdoIdo....

Butters tries to stick his hand inside the mail slot frantically grabbing for the letters piled up on the other side. Butter's slides through just barely, mostly because of the cold sweat on his palms making his hands slick. Butters grabbed a wad of letters and felt sudden relief that he could salvage his plan and quick change the votes and still win.

Then he tried to pull his hand out of the mail slot. His hand is stuck.

AGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGH!

Butters tries in vain to pull his hand out of the slot, but it is no use. Butters starts banging his head against the door. But what Butters hears next just makes him want to cry.

Moooooom, somebodies at the door!!

[ODWO]

I've been getting some feedback about my Mr. Burn's signature panel. People like it ... they do wonder where the Skull & Bones are ... but I like it. I think it's going to be in there for awhile. Thanks to Elijah or whomever made these for us.

Mr. Burns: Hmmm, very well then. Now even Marge Simpson won't be able to resist me. Thankfully Homer Simpson is a workaholic. (wink-wink) I wonder if Homer plays Golf?
ODWO: I'm just glad my wife understands that Conquer Club is a part of the family here at our home. Well, it is for at least 1 more year (just paid dues). But she does wonder what kind of scent that the PC is wearing when I'm playing CC. I just can't quite steal myself away from the PC when it's time for sleep! Or remember what she's telling me from another room (something about..? the Trash? Groceries? Responsibilities? Chores? Can't remember)

[Suzy1]

One: the "Hare" lost. Two: the white rabbit was just an annoying bit character that led Alice into... trouble. Other than that, you're A-OK me Ms. Bunny.

Butter's diabolical scheme has worked perfectly so far, ignored and figured to be unimportant in this competition. He unleashes his plan.... on Eric Cartman's.... his mail box.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Butters dashes up to Eric's door with a large burlap sack. He then starts stuffing letter after letter through Eric's mail slot. Each letter has an identical ballot inside.

√ Roadrunner
X Mr. Burns
X Kyle
X Butters
X Jeff

After stuffing all but the last one through the slot, Butters opens the last one and reads it.

My victory is complete! All the votes will be for the Roadru--- THE ROADRUNNER! OH HAMBURGERS!

Butters nervously runs around in a circle on Eric's steps.

WhatdoIdo-WhatdoIdo-WhatdoIdo-WhatdoIdo-WhatdoIdo....

Butters tries to stick his hand inside the mail slot frantically grabbing for the letters piled up on the other side. Butter's slides through just barely, mostly because of the cold sweat on his palms making his hands slick. Butters grabbed a wad of letters and felt sudden relief that he could salvage his plan and quick change the votes and still win.

Then he tried to pull his hand out of the mail slot. His hand is stuck.

AGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHAGH!

Butters tries in vain to pull his hand out of the slot, but it is no use. Butters starts banging his head against the door. But what Butters hears next just makes him want to cry.

Moooooom, somebodies at the door!!

Way to "butter" me up, Butters You have been great in character! I am a huge fan of Snoopy too!

[Suzy1]

I've been getting some feedback about my Mr. Burn's signature panel. People like it ... they do wonder where the Skull & Bones are ... but I like it. I think it's going to be in there for awhile. Thanks to Elijah or whomever made these for us.

Mr. Burns: Hmmm, very well then. Now even Marge Simpson won't be able to resist me. Thankfully Homer Simpson is a workaholic. (wink-wink) I wonder if Homer plays Golf?
ODWO: I'm just glad my wife understands that Conquer Club is a part of the family here at our home. Well, it is for at least 1 more year (just paid dues). But she does wonder what kind of scent that the PC is wearing when I'm playing CC. I just can't quite steal myself away from the PC when it's time for sleep! Or remember what she's telling me from another room (something about..? the Trash? Groceries? Responsibilities? Chores? Can't remember)

lol Yea, what is she talking about? None of that matters in Toonville! I'm sure that's all tkaen care of before ya sit down to play CC! But, I won't tell a soul...

[MyTurnToWin]

The visual of his hand stuck in the mail slot is great. No one deserves to be in such a predicament more than HIM. meep meep

I'd love to invite Miss Bunny over for dinner, but someone stole the organic carrots I bought for her. I wonder who'd do that...... maybe that dumb kid. Dumb as he is though he probably couldn't find his way through the desert to my home. He'd be lost and thirsty and end up in a rattlesnake nest.

I could barely finish reading the fiction account posted about Thomas Crapper. Some people have far-fetched imaginations, twisting the truth to make themselves look better. Out of politeness I left out the unpleasant and ugly details of that LatrineDigger's life. After all, we toons attract readers of all ages, and I would not want to subject any young 'uns to the awful things he did. We know that young 'uns are susceptible to influence of good and bad. They might misintepret that somehow their beloved Roadrunner was giving a thumbs up to that kind of behavior if I posted it here.

It is a shame that those toons from those other creators were never given manners and social graces.

Miss Bunny and I on the other hand are always invited into the homes of any adult and presented to their children as friends. Nothing to worry about when we are around.

Now, Miss Bunny, it is time to use the eraser on a few obnoxious toons, I'll be right there to help choose who goes first .................... whhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssshhhhhh..
meep meep

[Suzy1]

The visual of his hand stuck in the mail slot is great. No one deserves to be in such a predicament more than HIM. meep meep

I'd love to invite Miss Bunny over for dinner, but someone stole the organic carrots I bought for her. I wonder who'd do that...... maybe that dumb kid. Dumb as he is though he probably couldn't find his way through the desert to my home. He'd be lost and thirsty and end up in a rattlesnake nest.

I could barely finish reading the fiction account posted about Thomas Crapper. Some people have far-fetched imaginations, twisting the truth to make themselves look better. Out of politeness I left out the unpleasant and ugly details of that LatrineDigger's life. After all, we toons attract readers of all ages, and I would not want to subject any young 'uns to the awful things he did. We know that young 'uns are susceptible to influence of good and bad. They might misintepret that somehow their beloved Roadrunner was giving a thumbs up to that kind of behavior if I posted it here.

It is a shame that those toons from those other creators were never given manners and social graces.

Miss Bunny and I on the other hand are always invited into the homes of any adult and presented to their children as friends. Nothing to worry about when we are around.

Now, Miss Bunny, it is time to use the eraser on a few obnoxious toons, I'll be right there to help choose who goes first .................... whhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssshhhhhh..
meep meep

Gives RoadRunner one of my new basketballs to go along with the eraser!

[MyTurnToWin]

MEEP MEEP MEEP Thanks MIss Bunny.

Roadrunner had to decide who gets the first broken nose from the basketball. The dumb kid is so dumb he probably doesn't even know how to dribble. Mr. Burns is so old he probably would fall over if he bent over to pick it up. Butters? Or....

He realizes that most of the toons have been absent for several days. "Miss Bunny! Have you been using your eraser on the other toons?" If not, then where could they be?

meep meep He realized he missed that ol' coyote and bugs and tweety and all the others.

[RedBaron0]

At this point though.... hand-slot-4 feet tall, any other questions?

[Suzy1]

MEEP MEEP MEEP Thanks MIss Bunny.

Roadrunner had to decide who gets the first broken nose from the basketball. The dumb kid is so dumb he probably doesn't even know how to dribble. Mr. Burns is so old he probably would fall over if he bent over to pick it up. Butters? Or....

He realizes that most of the toons have been absent for several days. "Miss Bunny! Have you been using your eraser on the other toons?" If not, then where could they be?

meep meep He realized he missed that ol' coyote and bugs and tweety and all the others.

Congrats on your rank RoadRunner...that basketball musta really did some damage

[MyTurnToWin]

High five to you Miss Bunny! That basketball gave three toons a blackeye! meep meep If you see them walking around with sunglasses it won't be because of the glare of the New Mexico sun. mmmmeeeeeeepppppppp (roadrunner laughing)

I reread the story of your relative Mr. Hare who raced the tortoise. I don't mean any disrespect to him, but.... ahem.... errrrr.... well..... Seems to me you are a whole bunch smarter than him! I can never see you quitting a race to take a nap!

[Suzy1]

High five to you Miss Bunny! That basketball gave three toons a blackeye! meep meep If you see them walking around with sunglasses it won't be because of the glare of the New Mexico sun. mmmmeeeeeeepppppppp (roadrunner laughing)

I reread the story of your relative Mr. Hare who raced the tortoise. I don't mean any disrespect to him, but.... ahem.... errrrr.... well..... Seems to me you are a whole bunch smarter than him! I can never see you quitting a race to take a nap!

No Never!!! I only catch rabbit winks here and there!

[Suzy1]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC CARTMAN! I do wish you a day filled with everything a 10 yr old boy would enjoy! Oh, wait!!! Do they allow you to age on South Park? iiiiiiiiii candles for your cake..sorry it was the best I could do Sincerely, Lola

[ODWO]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC CARTMAN! I do wish you a day filled with everything a 10 yr old boy would enjoy! Oh, wait!!! Do they allow you to age on South Park? iiiiiiiiii candles for your cake..sorry it was the best I could do Sincerely, Lola

Mr. Burns: Happy Birthday Cartman. (how does ms. bunny know that it's his birthday? New invention? Hmmm, I better watch out, and think happy thoughts to throw them off).
ODWO: Maybe they were texting each other?
Mr. Burns: Ooooh, you think you know it all, don't you ....?
ODWO: Obviously not. Hey, by the way, what's this I hear about the Nuclear Plant slowing down production to drive up demand and raise costs for energy in the coming decade?
Mr. Burns:
ODWO: How are all these new electric cars that are coming into production going to afford the electricity?
Mr. Burns: A perfect storm, isn't it? Out goes the Oil, in comes the new fuel. Give the public just what they want. After all, it was their idea.

[Elijah S]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC CARTMAN! I do wish you a day filled with everything a 10 yr old boy would enjoy! Oh, wait!!! Do they allow you to age on South Park? iiiiiiiiii candles for your cake..sorry it was the best I could do Sincerely, Lola

Mr. Burns: Happy Birthday Cartman. (how does ms. bunny know that it's his birthday? New invention? Hmmm, I better watch out, and think happy thoughts to throw them off).
ODWO: Maybe they were texting each other?
Mr. Burns: Ooooh, you think you know it all, don't you ....?
ODWO: Obviously not. Hey, by the way, what's this I hear about the Nuclear Plant slowing down production to drive up demand and raise costs for energy in the coming decade?
Mr. Burns:
ODWO: How are all these new electric cars that are coming into production going to afford the electricity?
Mr. Burns: A perfect storm, isn't it? Out goes the Oil, in comes the new fuel. Give the public just what they want

Thanks for the Birthday greetings... and no, they don't allow us to age in South Park...well, except for that episode where Stan and Butters were visited by "future" Stan and Butters, which actually turned out to be complete bull#@!... but that's a long story I'll save for another time.
In commemorating my birthday, a new rule is now in effect.
Not only will black font cause you to lose 200,000 points, but all posts must be made in Large font or bigger! Anyone posting in normal or smaller size will lose 200,000 points.
For those of you (Mr. Burns) who had a difficult time posting in color - all you have to do is select the text you want to make larger, then click on the dropdown above that says "Normal" and choose the larger size you prefer.

The scavenger hunt is almost ready, so the winner of the highly coveted, universally acclaimed Cartoon Personality Award, will be determined within the next several days!
Time to step up your game competitors - It's the fourth quarter and the game is tied!
And remember, it's not about you - it's about me. -Eric

[MyTurnToWin]

I love birthdays. All those unnoticed cake crumbs that fall to the ground.


Oh, and a somewhat sincere Happy Birthday to that Eric Whatshisname Kid. As a gift I'll refrain from mentioning your fat you know what in this post.

[Suzy1]

[[size=150][/size]quote="Suzy1"]HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIC CARTMAN! I do wish you a day filled with everything a 10 yr old boy would enjoy! Oh, wait!!! Do they allow you to age on South Park? iiiiiiiiii candles for your cake..sorry it was the best I could do Sincerely, Lola[/quote]

Mr. Burns: Happy Birthday Cartman. (how does ms. bunny know that it's his birthday? New invention? Hmmm, I better watch out, and think happy thoughts to throw them off).
ODWO: Maybe they were texting each other?
Mr. Burns: Ooooh, you think you know it all, don't you ....?
ODWO: Obviously not. Hey, by the way, what's this I hear about the Nuclear Plant slowing down production to drive up demand and raise costs for energy in the coming decade?
Mr. Burns:
ODWO: How are all these new electric cars that are coming into production going to afford the electricity?
Mr. Burns: A perfect storm, isn't it? Out goes the Oil, in comes the new fuel. Give the public just what they want. After all, it was their idea. [/quote]

Rabbits don't text With my highly sensitive ears, I eavesdropped...oops, I mean overheard Cartman talking about it being his Birhtday and he is threatening to come out in his Birthday Suit!

[ODWO]

Rabbits don't text With my highly sensitive ears, I eavesdropped...oops, I mean overheard Cartman talking about it being his Birhtday and he is threatening to come out in his Birthday Suit!

Hmmm. I have rabbit ears too, but still can't get any reception. Must be a (lack of) genetic thing for me ... or I just can't get those antennae (plural?) to work properly. And Eric's right ... thanks for showing me how to work this dealy bobber. Thank God for post-it notes. And B12. .... and Dr. Pepper And Netflix video, the Crockpot, mechanical pencils and erasers, the internet, and ... (if only I could get smaller than this ... until it just looks like a line across the screen, and of course ... Ibuprophen, The Big Bang THeory and Boston Legal, the idea of snow (including snow ball fights), good books and authors ... Oh, and Conquer Club, platinum edition (cost extra and you get great dice 91.94793% of the time ). Except when everyone is out to get you. sheesh. And how could I ever forget: Deadlines. Without them, we'd never get anything done!

[Suzy1]

[/b]quote="Suzy1"]Rabbits don't text With my highly sensitive ears, I eavesdropped...oops, I mean overheard Cartman talking about it being his Birhtday and he is threatening to come out in his Birthday Suit! [/quote]

Hmmm. I have rabbit ears too, but still can't get any reception. Must be a (lack of) genetic thing for me ... or I just can't get those antennae (plural?) to work properly. And Eric's right ... thanks for showing me how to work this dealy bobber. Thank God for post-it notes. And B12. .... and Dr. Pepper And Netflix video, the Crockpot, mechanical pencils and erasers, the internet, and ... (if only I could get smaller than this ... until it just looks like a line across the screen, and of course ... Ibuprophen, The Big Bang THeory and Boston Legal, the idea of snow (including snow ball fights), good books and authors ... Oh, and Conquer Club, platinum edition (cost extra and you get great dice 91.94793% of the time ). Except when everyone is out to get you. sheesh. And how could I ever forget: Deadlines. Without them, we'd never get anything done![/quote]

To fix that rabbit ear thingy, I will send Bugs over to sit on top your tv and he will get the best HD reception you've ever seen. And I totally agree about the "erasers"!

[MyTurnToWin]

Miss Bunny I have a great idea for the erasers ... how about we just erase PART of the toon? Can't you just see Eric with part of one leg gone? Or Mr. Burns with a hole in his stomach? Or Butters with no hair?

Elmer Fudd with no gun.

The ol' coyote with no tail.

The possibilities are limitless.

MEEP MEEP

[ODWO]

To fix that rabbit ear thingy, I will send Bugs over to sit on top your tv and he will get the best HD reception you've ever seen. And I totally agree about the "erasers"!

That sounds GREAT. Always been a fan of Bugs (.. Bunny, that is). But ... always a but ... we do not have HDTV. In fact? We haven't watched "programmed TV for almost 10 years (I know .. what's our problem?). We do watch Movie and certain TV series via Netflix (a shameless plug). One day? We'll actually think about getting reception to the local TV channels offered (sans Internet technology very soon) ... and why we get zero reception now. Or? may be I'm just too cheap to get cable ... filthy rich Cable baron scoundrels they are (curse you John Malone/Liberty Media). But I love their business model. Similar to a dry cleaners operation. How easy is that? Yep. couldn't live without those erasers, or the backspace & delete buttons (in certain cases).

[Suzy1]

I agree about the cable scoundrels. There is a group formed protesting their rights to keep their regular services for TV. I think it is wrong to be dictated to, whether it be "having to switch to HD TV or nothing at all" as well as "what our bumper stickers are allowed to say on our cars"! There's a story there, but it isn't animated so it is off-subject here! So, sticking to the thread, so I am not banished by Cartman, I will post my complaint about the game I am in! In game #6173354, it states that if you hold all the cities along Route 66, you win the game, I have them all and I didn't win! What's up with that? I would have played differently had I known!

[magneto_acolyte]

So, sticking to the thread, so I am not banished by Cartman, I will post my complaint about the game I am in! In game #6173354, it states that if you hold all the cities along Route 66, you win the game, I have them all and I didn't win! What's up with that? I would have played differently had I known!

Lola with respect to the "Route 66" map could it be that you have to hold all the cities for 1 round to win or it could be a bug

[Suzy1]

So, sticking to the thread, so I am not banished by Cartman, I will post my complaint about the game I am in! In game #6173354, it states that if you hold all the cities along Route 66, you win the game, I have them all and I didn't win! What's up with that? I would have played differently had I known!

Lola with respect to the "Route 66" map could it be that you have to hold all the cities for 1 round to win or it could be a bug
Oops, my bad! Blushing with embarassment! That would make sense, thanks...

[MyTurnToWin]

Not that I ever play it, being I am a critter of the wide open desert spaces.... but I hear that in the City Mogul map you can win by holding two certain spaces BUT it turns out you have to get them, and then hold them until your turn rolls around. Probably the same deal.

meep meep


Of course you could use the eraser on the map.... wait, even better..... use the eraser on the MAP MAKER!!!

[ODWO]

I agree about the cable scoundrels. There is a group formed protesting their rights to keep their regular services for TV. I think it is wrong to be dictated to, whether it be "having to switch to HD TV or nothing at all" as well as "what our bumper stickers are allowed to say on our cars"! There's a story there, but it isn't animated so it is off-subject here! So, sticking to the thread, so I am not banished by Cartman, I will post my complaint about the game I am in! In game #6173354, it states that if you hold all the cities along Route 66, you win the game, I have them all and I didn't win! What's up with that? I would have played differently had I known!

I agree with the ... 'sticking to the thread' stuff. I just like to make light (lite?) of the things that are getting heavy in this world. It's what they do on these silly adult cartoons, only with a comic twist. I can't speak for the LooneyToons tho' ... they were more for the children, despite the ... a ... times there were aggressive acts, just not quite as close to home as the "nowadays" stuff. Just ask that Coyote. (but the animated Finding Nemo was great! made for the large screen) I think it made Mr. Burns choke up. He'd never admit that. That Burn's is a strange bird from a different nest (Jimmy Buffett song lyric) ... or was that just Minneapolis?

Next time, if I can not be the Black Font ... I'm going to shoot for Marvin the Martian. Him and Bugs made quite a cartoon duo.

This bigger font fools my eyes into thinking my eyesite is getting better!