CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [Winners: see 1st post]

[ODWO]

Docks Eric 1 Kazillion points for allowing us toons to be called Plooney Goons! I kinda like the gimpsons though!

Mr. Burns: Gimpsons? Hmmm?
Smithers: Sir, I think they were trying to poke fun at The Simpsons.
Mr. Burns: are they soft and furry?
Smithers: a ... no. That would be the femme rabbit.
Mr. Burns: You mean the one with the big eyes and pretty smile?
Smithers: Yes.
Mr. Burns: ANd you say they're not part of the Simpsons family?
Smithers: Well, maybe distant cousins. Just a bit Looney tho'
(2 short boys walking close by)
Nuclear Regulatory Commission agent: I'm still not sure how South Park caused the meltdown. There wasn't anything worth anything in the truck!! Except some old chicken suit and some dirty underwear.
Mr. Burns: Oh, very well, it's time for your bribe. Now, you can either have the Ferrari Dino where Smithers is standing, or you can trade it all in for what's in this box.
Nuclear Regulatory Commission agent: The box! The box!
Mr. Burns: You really are a Looney Tune. But I like your style. Even if it is cheap.
Mr Burns: (to duck wearing a hardhat) Get back to work, Stuart! Or are you that Eric fella'?
Smithers: I think the boy is hurt with that remark
Mr. Burns: Oh for crying out loud, just give him a nickel and let's get going.
(bird flying overhead, bombs away signal flashing)
Mr. Burns: Smithers. Quick, where's my hardhat...

[ODWO]

My weapon is an Eraser and I won't hesitate to use it!!!

Isn't that eraser illegal in this tournament?
You know, at McGill University they use recyclable green erasers ... which they invented this year and just for this tournament. All that erasing creates greenhouse gases, so they got them endorsed and signed by Al Gore himself. I think he's trying to erase South park right now.

[Aalmeida17]

bart simpson

[Suzy1]

My weapon is an Eraser and I won't hesitate to use it!!!

Isn't that eraser illegal in this tournament?
You know, at McGill University they use recyclable green erasers ... which they invented this year and just for this tournament. All that erasing creates greenhouse gases, so they got them endorsed and signed by Al Gore himself. I think he's trying to erase South park right now.

What is causing this "green" effect is the water....It's a flourescent color with a phospherus sorta glow. I tried to clean my eraser in it and it disolved! So, if I indeed cannot use an eraser, I think I will have to dip your hardhat in that same water! I want Mr. Gore standing by...

[MyTurnToWin]

Please send me a quart of the water. I have a couple of special friends playing in this great tournament and I'd love to share it with them. I'll disguise it by adding it to a batch of my Out of this ToonWorld famous chocolate chip cookies. I'm sure they will love them as they have been known to eat anything that isn't nailed down.

meep meep

[ODWO]

What is causing this "green" effect is the water....It's a flourescent color with a phospherus sorta glow. I tried to clean my eraser in it and it disolved! So, if I indeed cannot use an eraser, I think I will have to dip your hardhat in that same water! I want Mr. Gore standing by...

NO! Not the Hardhat? Oooo-Kay! Her's one of my special Erasers. Just push the button on top of it. Next to the picture of the Roadrunner. In fact, you may have to push it a couple of times to get it to work ... but it works!

[ODWO]

Please send me a quart of the water. I have a couple of special friends playing in this great tournament and I'd love to share it with them. I'll disguise it by adding it to a batch of my Out of this ToonWorld famous chocolate chip cookies. I'm sure they will love them as they have been known to eat anything that isn't nailed down.

meep meep

Burns: No problem! I might want the receipe for some of my own tournament players. Now, if the cookies look alittle Green? Just tell them that they are your World Famous IRISH ToonWorld chocolate chip Cookies. Yes. Using that Irish Chocolate, like in a dark beer. Who said the Germans, Swiss and Belgians could have all the fun. "Smithers? Get me an overnight box. Hehehehehehehe!" (an attempt to sound like Mr. Burns)

[MyTurnToWin]

I will decorate the tops with three Red Hot Candies. The green cookies and red candy will make a festive holiday treat for my enemies, I mean my special friends.

meep meep

[Suzy1]

What is causing this "green" effect is the water....It's a flourescent color with a phospherus sorta glow. I tried to clean my eraser in it and it disolved! So, if I indeed cannot use an eraser, I think I will have to dip your hardhat in that same water! I want Mr. Gore standing by...

NO! Not the Hardhat? Oooo-Kay! Her's one of my special Erasers. Just push the button on top of it. Next to the picture of the Roadrunner. In fact, you may have to push it a couple of times to get it to work ... but it works!

Wow! What an Eraser! When I pushed the button on it, I felt percussion then seconds later an earthquake occurred accompanied by a huge mushroom cloud. I ran and hid in my wittle rabbit hole only to realize I was completey invisible! So if ya haven't seen me around, that's why!

[Elijah S]

Instead of 10, I eliminated 11 players from the Cartoon Personality running -WHATEVER! I do what I want!
RL has been very demanding lately and I've not had as much time to put into the tourney as I did before. -I'll try to post more often because I know you all miss your fearless leader. -And I miss my minions too...
The next update for Cartoon Personality points will eliminate all but the 10 characters who are continuing to post most frequently.

Additionally - In the next round of play many players will fall to the wayside! I'm still working on details, but trust me, it will be brutal!

Here are the updated Cartoon Personality Champion points!
Eric Cartman - Elijah S - 325 Kazillion pts. (squared!)
Roadrunner - MyTurnToWin - 10,000,073 pts.
Stan Marsh - Grifftron - 10,000,070 pts.
Butters Stotch - RedBaron0 - 10,000,061 pts.
Mr. Burns - ODWO - 10,000,056 pts.
Lola Bunny - Suzy1 - 10,000,055 pts.
Yosemite Sam - Gilligan - 10,000,031 pts.
Elmer Fudd - AtreidesHouse - 10,000,027 pts.
Speedy Gonzales - Frito Bandito - 10,000,0025 pts.
Kyle - aligator_al - 10,000,022 pts.
Jeff Alberson - magneto_acolyte - 10,000,019 pts.
Homer Simpson - azezzo - 10,000,016 pts.
Foghorn Leghorn - Ghost_Rider - 10,000,015 pts.
Kenny McCormick - Jobiwan - 10,000,014 pts.
Marvin the Martian - ESQuire - 10,000,013 pts.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon - 72o - 10,000,013 pts.
Ned Flanders - andyk11 - 10,000,012 pts.
Lisa Simpson - Industrial Helix - 10,000,010 pts.
Sylvester - Milen83 - 10,000,008 pts.
Bart Simpson - ghirrindin - 10,000,008 pts.
Moe - keiths31 - 10,000,008 pts.

[grifftron]

Here are the updated Cartoon Personality Champion points!
Eric Cartman - Elijah S - 325 Kazillion pts. (squared!)
Roadrunner - MyTurnToWin - 10,000,073 pts.
Stan Marsh - Grifftron - 10,000,070 pts.
Butters Stotch - RedBaron0 - 10,000,061 pts.
Mr. Burns - ODWO - 10,000,056 pts.
Lola Bunny - Suzy1 - 10,000,055 pts.
Yosemite Sam - Gilligan - 10,000,031 pts.
Elmer Fudd - AtreidesHouse - 10,000,027 pts.
Speedy Gonzales - Frito Bandito - 10,000,0025 pts.
Kyle - aligator_al - 10,000,022 pts.
Jeff Alberson - magneto_acolyte - 10,000,019 pts.
Homer Simpson - azezzo - 10,000,016 pts.
Foghorn Leghorn - Ghost_Rider - 10,000,015 pts.
Kenny McCormick - Jobiwan - 10,000,014 pts.
Marvin the Martian - ESQuire - 10,000,013 pts.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon - 72o - 10,000,013 pts.
Ned Flanders - andyk11 - 10,000,012 pts.
Lisa Simpson - Industrial Helix - 10,000,010 pts.
Sylvester - Milen83 - 10,000,008 pts.
Bart Simpson - ghirrindin - 10,000,008 pts.
Moe - keiths31 - 10,000,008 pts.

How the heck does The Toad Bunner have 3 more points then me, i should so have 7 more points then him Eric! Screw you guys, i'm going home

[Suzy1]

Peeps out of my burrow to see if it's safe to come out now!

[andyk11]

How the heck does deep throat bunny have more points then me.!!! I request a recount. fatso!!!

[ODWO]

How the heck does deep throat bunny have more points then me.!!!

Burns: Deep Throat Bunny? Hmmm. Smithers?
Smithers: Sir?
Burns: Is that Guy waving his hand, who just commented on the "Deep Throat Bunny" ... is he on the payroll?
Smithers: No Sir!
Burns: Good. I never trust anyone with glasses.
Smithers: But sir, you were glasses too!
Burns: Hmmm, Yes. I do. Odd how that works. But I don't trust me either. Except that I make exceptions for me to that rule. Also surprised I have more points than the Bunny too.
Smithers: Is it time to pull out the random dice defibrillator?
Burns: Not a second should be wasted. Wait. I think I gave away the wrong ........ The Bunny has it!! God help us all.

[MyTurnToWin]

No one noticed when I picked the Bunny's pocket. This is an interesting gadget. meep meep I am sure that ol' coyote will be surprised when I point it in his direction and push the cleverly disguised button.

[Suzy1]

How the heck does deep throat bunny have more points then me.!!! I request a recount. fatso!!!

I don't like this comment, although I am sure there was no harm meant! Mr. Burns, please give me the eraser with andyk11's name on it, I really like the effect of that mushroom cloud...

[Suzy1]

If anyone sees that A.C.M.E truck, direct them to my burrow please!

[MyTurnToWin]

Unfortunately, the A.C.M.E. truck driver has been on the same route for 35 or 40 years. When he is in this area he puts it on "auto pilot", takes a little snooze, and wakes up when the truck reaches the den of that ol' coyote. He doesn't even check the address; he assumes it is for that mangy critter.

[Elijah S]

How the heck does The Toad Bunner have 3 more points then me, i should so have 7 more points then him Eric! Screw you guys, i'm going home

Stan, the expert panel has spoken. Stop your bitching, I'm sure you'll make it through the next cut. - Yes, another 11 will fall to the wayside very soon!
Games are progressing nicely - I'm getting my ass kicked in both of mine - but will still move on to round 2...
In the second round we'll invade North America:
Great Lakes, First Nation of North America, Route 66 and, my personal favorite, American Civil War.
"Toad Bunner"- - Stan, I'll give you 5 points for that smack...I mean, afterall, Whatever -I do what what I want!

[Suzy1]

Unfortunately, the A.C.M.E. truck driver has been on the same route for 35 or 40 years. When he is in this area he puts it on "auto pilot", takes a little snooze, and wakes up when the truck reaches the den of that ol' coyote. He doesn't even check the address; he assumes it is for that mangy critter.

RoadRunner, we needa invade Wyle E. Coyote's arsenal and Mr Burns's too!

[RedBaron0]

How the heck does The Toad Bunner have 3 more points then me, i should so have 7 more points then him Eric! Screw you guys, i'm going home

Stan, the expert panel has spoken. Stop your bitching, I'm sure you'll make it through the next cut. - Yes, another 11 will fall to the wayside very soon!
Games are progressing nicely - I'm getting my ass kicked in both of mine - but will still move on to round 2...
In the second round we'll invade North America:
Great Lakes, First Nation of North America, Route 66 and, my personal favorite, American Civil War.
"Toad Bunner"- - Stan, I'll give you 5 points for that smack...I mean, afterall, Whatever -I do what what I want!

Lame.

[grifftron]

How the heck does The Toad Bunner have 3 more points then me, i should so have 7 more points then him Eric! Screw you guys, i'm going home

Stan, the expert panel has spoken. Stop your bitching, I'm sure you'll make it through the next cut. - Yes, another 11 will fall to the wayside very soon!
Games are progressing nicely - I'm getting my ass kicked in both of mine - but will still move on to round 2...
In the second round we'll invade North America:
Great Lakes, First Nation of North America, Route 66 and, my personal favorite, American Civil War.
"Toad Bunner"- - Stan, I'll give you 5 points for that smack...I mean, afterall, Whatever -I do what what I want!

Lame.

Totally not Lame, I won my first game, 2nd game is not done yet. See what happens. As for the grudge matches im getting my butt whooped by the south park gang at tweaks house and the other grudge with toad bunner and fat magazine man is hard to tell whos winning at the moment...

[azezzo]

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

and the winning lottery numbers are....................................Game 5999998

[MyTurnToWin]

Did I get bonus points for that Secret Assignment? Oh, wait, I don't need to ask... we have the kindest, most sincere Director in the whole side world. He bends over backwards to take care of us. meep meep

[ODWO]

RoadRunner, we needa invade Wyle E. Coyote's arsenal and Mr Burns's too!

Right now ... my arsenal is sucking wind .. or ... drowning on my own pond water. One thing about 3 player games is that it always ends up being 2 vs. 1. OR ... 2 people duking it out while the 3rd just collects troops or territories. Then, they get wise and turn on the 3rd. Add in card spoils that give random (random? LoL) payouts, and the most wonderful random dice generator .... and it's starts getting one sided. Just a matter of how many cards one has, and the colors it's all in, I guess. So far, RED has been my random color of choice - 4 troops - while everyone else gets 8-10. I have a feeling Smithers is a sabateur!

Smithers? You're Fired!