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The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles (FINISHED)

Postby oldrisky44 on Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:30 pm

This will be a double elimination doubles team bracketed tournament. Any team that loses 2 games is eliminated.

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In the event of a tie, the losers are required to serenade the winners by twilight after taking them out to a swank restaurant for dinner. If a swank restaurant cannot be agreed upon, a less-than-swank restaurant may be acceptable.

BASIC RULES:
16 teams (we will go with more if we get them)
Premium members only please - min. 97% turns taken
Map: Players choice - subject to approval (small to medium size maps with no bottlenecks)
Map Selection: A random map will be chosen for each game based on the choices of the two teams.
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show: Partial List of Acceptable Maps


Players: 4
Spoils: No
Fog: No
Reinforcements: Chained
One game will be played at a time and all games will be completed in a round before the next round begins.
All matchings by Random.org


ADVANCED RULES:
You must sign up as a team! BOTH members MUST sign in here. No singles looking for love.

You must choose a team name and that name must be a blend of the two players' names or in some way combine the essence of the two team members. i.e. macbone + lt. Futt = "lt. bone" or "macfutt" or "Norwegian BBQ" or "Norse gai pan" - combining names or country of residence . The more ridiculous the better.

You must choose a map that fits the rules above. I will be the final decider, any team submitting a rejected map will have the opportunity to pick another, you may submit a numbered list of choices; your first qualifying map will be used.

Any team that does not comply with the advanced rules will be disqualified from participating.
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby oldrisky44 on Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:30 pm

WINNERS!!!
FullFistMonkies (skillful / firstholiday)


Team...................................Players...................................Map
[color=#004000]1. Norwegian BBQ.................lt. Futt / macbone....................Alexander's Empire
2. The Fighting Gobblers.........TheMoge / markus Oralius..........Oceania
3. The Gambling Ghost Riders'...jghost7 / gambler21210............Ireland
4. Dukayoshi.........................DoomYoshi / Dukasaur....................Hong Kong
5. Vollrath's hairy palm.............aaronvollrath / aspalm...................Haiti
6. assbenga...........................asbks / benga.........................Australia
7. Full of Wrisky...................Full Metal J / wrisky 50...............South Africa 1885
8. ALTPIGNUTS....................alt1978 / Coconutt..........................BeNeLux
9. FullFistMonkies..skillful / firstholiday..Midgard
10. Gen Rams Psych Ward......Gen. Ramsarelli / King Edward 3rd....13 colonies
11. Egelfan5311......................nolefan5311 / Egel......................Brazil
12. Veggie Tales...................chard / bfunny27...............Iceland
13. R&R.............................richman688 / Radman78.................England
14. cryberger..........................Jcrymal / Ukberger........................Germany
15. Fraternal Order of Exceptional Drowners..swimmerdude99 / neanderpaul14...Macedonia
16. 4et................................tkr4lf / eurosport...................Portugal


Reserve
1. Triple Berry..................nokelberry / Triple 6...................BeNeLux[/color]

BRACKETS
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby lt.Futt on Wed Sep 28, 2011 3:57 am

macbone and lt. Futt

Team name Norwegian BBQ.
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby macbone on Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:40 am

Aye, give us Alexander Empire, Risky old chap.
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby TheMoge on Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:23 pm

TheMoge & Markus Oralius

Team name: The Fighting Gobblers

Map: Oceania
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby jghost7 on Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:40 pm

In Please with gambler21210

We will be known as 'The Gambling GhostRiders' .
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby gambler21210 on Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:41 pm

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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby Alexlau on Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:27 pm

in please

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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby M.K.C88-90 on Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:51 am

In please with A.D-89

Team Name : M.A.C.D

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1. Kings Court
2. Napoleonic Europe
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby oldrisky44 on Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:07 am

Please check the rules, those that are listed in green are fully confirmed and in compliance.


Rejected maps:
King's Court
Napoleonic Europe

Reason:
Complicated bonus structure, simple area bonuses only please.
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby Coconutt on Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:59 am

ALT1978
COCONUTT

TEAM NAME: ALTPIGNUTTS

MAP: BENELUX
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby nolefan5311 on Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:29 pm

nolefan5311
Egel

Egelfan5311 (HAHA, I'm hilarious)

Map: Middle Ages
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby oldrisky44 on Thu Sep 29, 2011 5:12 pm

Please check the rules, those that are listed in green are fully confirmed and in compliance.


Rejected maps:
King's Court
Napoleonic Europe
BeNeLux - approved
Middle Ages

Reason:
Complicated bonus structure.

BeNeLux - small southern bonus is protected by a bottleneck.
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby markus Oralius on Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:50 pm

It sounds like I need to confirm that I'm joining with TheMoge?
Well, I'm doing that now then
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby DoomYoshi on Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:34 pm

Somehow I thought I had already posted here.

In as Dukayoshi on Iberia.
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby aaronvollrath on Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:03 am

vollrath's hairy palm

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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby oldrisky44 on Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:24 am

Please check the rules, those that are listed in green are fully confirmed and in compliance.
BOTH PARTNERS MUST SIGN IN


Rejected maps:
King's Court
Napoleonic Europe
BeNeLux - approved
Middle Ages

Reason:
Complicated bonus structure.
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby General Bax on Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:26 am

general bax & psychosos.
team name - psychobax
map - egypt-nubia
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby oldrisky44 on Fri Sep 30, 2011 5:59 am

Please check the rules, those that are listed in green are fully confirmed and in compliance.
BOTH PARTNERS MUST SIGN IN


Rejected maps: - Reason for rejection (N)
King's Court (1)
Napoleonic Europe (1)
Middle Ages (1)
Egypt Nubia (1)
Iberia (3)

Reason:
(1) Complicated bonus structure

(2) Bottleneck

(3) 4 starting armies (large map)
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby Alexlau on Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:05 am

team name: balloenx
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby Coconutt on Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:16 am

ALT1978
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TEAM NAME: ALTPIGNUTTS

MAP: CASTLELANDS ---- PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THIS IS NOT BETTER
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby Egel on Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:02 am

Im in with Nolefan5311. Map will be posted by him.
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby aspalm on Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:04 pm

in with aaronvollrath. cuz he's sexytime.
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby DoomYoshi on Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:41 pm

Ok, change my map to Hong Kong. Partner is Dukasaur.
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Re: The Ultimate Secret Public Oxymoron Doubles Tournament

Postby Dukasaur on Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:14 pm

oldrisky44 wrote:REGISTERED TEAMS8. Dukayoshi.........................DoomYoshi / ??????........................??????


Yes indeed. I'm in. That Dukayoshi power shall be put forth to bury you all in an avalanche of ectothermic (or poikilothermic, for those of you who enjoy learning new words) flagellation!

My current favourite map is Northwest Passage, but risky will probably call that a complicated bonus structure, and ditto for my second favourite map, Middle Ages. Sigh. Ye of limited imagination..:(

Okay, how about Space?

(Sorry Doomie, but I'm sooo sick of getting my ass kicked in Hong Kong. Unless you can arrange as special tutorial for me with Bruce Lee, I'd like a breather from it.)
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