The Assassin game for USA Rockies Group A is underway!
Standings Updated.
We welcome a new South Park character, "Kanye West"! whakamole--"Kanye West":
whakamole is taking over permanently for Streaker.
I'm beginning a new series of famous quotes, below. I will include one in each standings update. If you have any good ones, feel free to P.M. them to me: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ridiculously Funny South Park Quote...From Mr. Mackey
āMākay, kids, you shouldnāt do drugs, mākay, drugs are bad...what Iām talking about might save your life some dayā¦ Drugs are bad. You shouldnāt do drugs. If you do them, youāre bad, because drugs are bad. Itās a bad thing to do drugs, so donāt be bad by doing drugs, mākay, thatād be badā
Watch the hilarious scene if you haven't encountered it already, in Season 2, Episode 4: "Ike's Wee Wee"
At the top of page 1, you can keep track of all the Ridiculously Funny South Park Quotes.
Round 4 underway for Random Group A. Round 5 underway for Random Group B.
And the Underpants Gnomes are in the spotlight in our next South Park moment. Click on the link to check it out!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ridiculously Funny South Park Moment...From the Underpants Gnomes
Please also consider joining the 2011 World Cup of Risk, which has room for 128 competitors warring on 42 of the most popular Earth maps. Each player will be granted 6 1v1 battles and a chance to embark on the great journey of world conquest. If you're interested, click on the image below!
-Santa (safariguy) blows nearly all competition out of the water, performing nearly perfectly--18 points out of 20 points. -Turd Sandwich (friesuschrist) and his strong 1v1 performance secures him second place--8 points. -Saddam Hussein (bertbum), to the dismay of freedom around the world ( ), secures the final spot with 6 points
In USA Rockies Group B, Gold Knight and Evolution299 shall play a 1v1 tie-breaker match, as the Tie-Breaker System states:
In the event that 2 players have the same number of points, then the 2 players will fight in a 1v1 Tiebreaker Match on the map of the path they chose, with the Universal Settings. The winner of the tiebreaker game is ranked higher than the loser of the game.
Random Group A: Round 5 has been created. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ridiculously Funny South Park Moment...The Chewbacca Defense
Chef, one of the kids' greatest role models, sues a big-time record company for stealing a song that he wrote years before, "Stinky Britches". The rich corporation hires lawyer Jonny Cochram who, despite Chef's apparent clear-cut evidence and the great support from the South Park community, convinces the jury to side with the record company through his infamous "Chewbacca Defense", in which he utterly distracts the jury through a confusing story about a fictional creature on another planet. The episode mocks the O.J. Simpson trial and the controversies of the U.S. courts. Check out the clip below, the quotes are below!
"Jennifer Lopez" (reptile) triumphs with 11 points after her victory in the final Assassin game and 3 1v1 wins!
Terrance's (zombie23's) Standard game victory and two 1v1 victories secure him 9 points and second place in the group
Cartman (Copernicus) and his dirty mouth advances to the next stage after 4 of 5 1v1 victories, resulting in 8 points.
Standings Updated.
Now, we only have 1 game left in this stage: the assassin game for Random Group A. After that, we'll begin stage 2 for the remaining 18 players!
Presenting another... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ridiculously Funny South Park Moment...Boring Baseball
The South Park children are bored to death with America's national pastime, the great game of baseball! Baseball is indeed a very exciting sport, but it does have much downtime, as players sit around waiting their turn to bat or waiting for the ball to be hit to them. The South Park episode, Season 9 Episode 5, captures the great and sometimes obsessive passion for baseball. Indeed, Randy Marsh gets in a fight with an opposing team's parent, and everyone thinks the kids actually enjoy the game. Click on the link below to see the video.
In Random Group A, jigger1986 and Seamus76 shall play a 1v1 tie-breaker match, as the Tie-Breaker System states. They both have 8 points after the Assassin game:
In the event that 2 players have the same number of points, then the 2 players will fight in a 1v1 Tiebreaker Match on the map of the path they chose, with the Universal Settings. The winner of the tiebreaker game is ranked higher than the loser of the game.
Once this last tie-breaker game finishes, we will finally begin Stage II. Thank you for your patience.
Currently working on getting another South Park moment up.
Stage II is underway for all players who were among the top 3 in their group! The Standard game for each group has been created and invites have been sent.
Here are the 18 characters that advanced:
reptile--"Jennifer Lopez" Gold Knight--1989 Denver Broncos tennischamp5--Moses ultraman--Biggie Smalls zombie23--Terrance ViperOverLord--Al Gore (ManBearPig) HairyP--Ms. Choksondik jasoncederblom--Mr. Hat Copernicus--Cartman jigger1986--Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda JustJester--Sergeant Tuong Lu Kim xman5151--Kenny billclinton13--Mr. Slave uk massive--Timmy Anthrax821--Ned Gerblansky friesuschrist--Turd Sandwichsafariguy5--Santa bertbum--Saddam Hussein
hey james...did you rig the dice on this one?....jesus man, 2 kill attempts in a row for rolling spoils and probably the map i got dice fucked lol.....so goes the CC....
Anthrax821 wrote:hey james...did you rig the dice on this one?....jesus man, 2 kill attempts in a row for rolling spoils and probably the map i got dice fucked lol.....so goes the CC....
Haha , I have noticed a lot of players complaining about dice in my tournaments, but I suppose it's like that in every game. I have seem some epic complaints in all my tournament games, since after all I do check ALL the game chats in every tournament game.
Rest assured knowing that CC does not grant me any privileges whatsoever with regard to dice. I merely come up with an idea and create games.