Conquer Club

Well, I was skimming through the 'latest headlines' tab in my FF browser, and couldn't help but notice the headline 'China Quarantines School Groups'. While this title is inherently interesting, I couldn't help but be reminded of the Japanese movie 'Batoru rowaiaru' (aka: Battle Royale) in which a group of school children was taken to an island, given weapons, and made fight to the death.

Therefore, I would twist the media headline to read:

'China Quarantines School Groups for Real Life Battle Royale!'

Go ahead... I want to see what some people come up with