Conquer Club

Steal the hat from who ever has it in a creative way.
Person with hat at post 1000 wins.
*dons hat*
BEGIN!!!!

Shoots don. Takes hat and puts it on.

*sighs* poor don
*b**** slaps you and takes the hat and puts it back on my head*

don shoulda hadda gun.
Get my b**** to slap you (she slaps hard, believe me.)
Retrieve hat from where ir falls, empty bucket of water over you to wake you up, put hat on.

*Watches your b**** prison shiv you and the hat falls on my head*

I ask you politely how much the hat is. I then pay you the amount required and then i take the hat. We then sign a contract making me the legal owner of the hat. If anyone in the future takes the hat then they are breaching this contract, which i have laminated so no one can eat it, and will have to face the full force of CC law. Good day.

I luagh and show you the fine print in the contract that says

legal document wrote:the purchaser of the hat becomes the legal property of the signer of this here document(i.e. Samuraipizzaguy). Along with the purchaser, the signer of this document hereby owns all of the purchaser's property including the hat itself

Samuraipizzaguy wrote:I luagh and show you the fine print in the contract that says

legal document wrote:the purchaser of the hat becomes the legal property of the signer of this here document(i.e. Samuraipizzaguy). Along with the purchaser, the signer of this document hereby owns all of the purchaser's property including the hat itself

This was the small print at the bottom of the page below the signature and the terms of the agreement. Seeing as these words were not written as part of the agreement over the ownership of the hat, there meaning is void. Just to cover myself, i pull out a paper slicer and slice off the bottom of the page where the small print is. The hat and all my worldy possessions are still mine and are not in fact owned by Samuraipizzaguy. Good day.

I invent a head-shrinking ray, I use it,the hat falls off, I take it.
I am now wearing the hat.
Incidentally the head-shrinking ray had only one charge, and if you examine it to reverse-engineer a second one, it will set off a small explosion, just big enough to take off a small head.

How do you make no quotes from existent people?

<-----this guy reverse engineers the ray so it does take off ur head.

I run up behind you and make a ninja grab to get the hat.
When you chase me, I surrender and give you the hat.
Little did you know that it was a decoy and I have the real hat.

I offer to wash the hat with de-lousing shampoo... then ''forget'' to return it.

It's a twofer, the hat is both decontaminated and mine.

I use the Flying Guillotine to cut off your head and the hat with it. I now have the hat in my possession, and being dead, you make no attempt to recover it.

HA! You forgot to disarm the hat's explosive security device. Your cranium now resembles a bowl of pemp's five-alarm chili. You too are now dead and out of the hat game, duk. The hat flies off and survives the explosion... but whoever puts it on their head next is extremely gross.