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define the neologism above

PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:09 am
by jonesthecurl
Somewhat inspired by the "new slang" thread -
here's the rules.
FIrst, define the new word form the previous post. Then make up a word of your own.



Spottle.

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:16 am
by neanderpaul14
spottle - a large visible stain on an article of clothing, usually a shirt


kweltar

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:05 am
by jonesthecurl
Skin blemish due to an allergic reaction to breakfast cereal.

Fint.

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:30 pm
by Martin Ronne
Fint - Uttered by and intoxicated people when they "WANT A FÜCKING PINT!!!!!!"




Slatewarptooberky

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:05 pm
by animorpherv1
When your too berky for slate.

cmonineedadrankman

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:30 pm
by Martin Ronne
When you rank your father among other men because the results are a commodity.



Gubafwaptubergen

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:56 pm
by jonesthecurl
Speaking faux German.

unbreeby.

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:56 am
by StiffMittens
unbreeby: lacking in sauce, dressing or toppings.

nivled

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:10 am
by jonesthecurl
nivled: old and wrinkly skin that has been given a generous application of a moisturizer such as Nivea.

spanclubber

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:14 am
by theusual1
spanclubber: A new breed of Whale that likes to party down with the krill before consuming them.

Tipotak

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:49 am
by StiffMittens
Tipotak: One who operates a sailboat in a haphazard and/or dangerous manner.

gleezering

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:06 pm
by Martin Ronne
gleezering: An over the top approach to gleaning.


Laprose

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:36 pm
by spiesr
Laprose: Describes poorly sized clothing worn by old people in public.

Derfing

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:18 pm
by jonesthecurl
Derfing: the act of illegally siphoning diesel fuel from a vehicle.

grinter

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:52 pm
by Martin Ronne
grinter: when to splinters grind together cause agonizing pain.



Hearkomy

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:32 pm
by spiesr
Hearkomy: The matching of two apparently crazy people who's complementary craziness makes them perfect for each other by an online service such as EHarmony.

chad nicking

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:38 pm
by InkL0sed
umm, chad and nicking are both words:

Chad: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Chad
Nick: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/nick

Anyway...

Marmorizer

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:12 pm
by jonesthecurl
Marmorizer: a device for causing people to fall in love with citrus-based preserves.

Colliump

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:41 pm
by Martin Ronne
Colliump: When a Border Collie humps your leg.



Flapnerquap

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:53 pm
by jonesthecurl
Martin Ronne wrote:Colliump: When a Border Collie humps your leg.



Flapnerquap


Um, I'm gonna interrupt the thread here.
That is funny.
I guess then that "melancholy" is when a collie humps your melon.
OK, carry on with Flapnerquap.

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:09 pm
by darth emperor
flapner:in the 1920s referred to a "new breed" of young women who wore short skirts, bobbed their hair, listened to the new jazz music, and flaunted their disdain for what was then considered acceptable behavior.

Quap:A word used to describe a quarter pound of some form of street drug. Usually marijuana, but can be any drug.


chindia

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 6:43 pm
by jonesthecurl
chin: on the bottom of your face
di: dead british princess
a: indefinite article

blimfjog

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:52 pm
by oVo
flapnerquap: The original term used to express vaginal flatulence which lost favor in use to the shorter word queef in modern times.

blimfjog: The visual apparition of levity when large masses are set into motion via rapid vibration.

chad nick: Alternate method of acheiving a positive result from votes accumulated by an opponent in an election.


gigglesquirt

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:15 pm
by neanderpaul14
gigglesquirt- The involuntary discharge of urine during an extreme bout of laughter


trounfullion

Re: define the neologism above

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:39 pm
by StiffMittens
trounfullion: A safety harness worn by the glockenspiel player in an Alpine skiing military band.

porniture