Conquer Club

Here is the first line, you take it and add the next and so on...


I was once a Arabian Merchant.

sailorseal wrote:Here is the first line, you take it and add the next and so on...


I was once a Arabian Merchant.

I traded all around the civilised world, and in some other places too. Some of the things I saw you would never believe.

I then started to only trade chocolate.

And by chocolate I mean elephant fecal matter.

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But before I sell my product, I always taste it!

I sell it no matter how it tastes, (after all what can you expect from elephant dung?) I just have a poo fetish.

I also have been an elephant.

Off-topic for a second. Wouldn't it make more sense if you copied the comment before and added it so people know what is going on without reading every post?

theusual1 wrote:Off-topic for a second. Wouldn't it make more sense if you copied the comment before and added it so people know what is going on without reading every post?

but the problem is that u only can quote 5 times... and that would make it useless...

Don't quote. Just copy the info into your post

then the next who write that makes it like that...altough the posts will be very big

Eventually, when the story gets too long and absurd a new one can be started again.

looks like this needs to start again

Ok

There once was a man called Goran who......

There once was a man called Goran who deiced that green flowers were not as beautiful as red flowers.

There once was a man called Goran who deiced that green flowers were not as beautiful as red flowers. He decided to go to the local park and paint all the green flowers red.

There once was a man called Goran who deiced that green flowers were not as beautiful as red flowers. He decided to go to the local park and paint all the green flowers red.But someone did it before.

There once was a man called Goran who deiced that green flowers were not as beautiful as red flowers. He decided to go to the local park and paint all the green flowers red.But someone did it before. That made Goran angry, and Goran isn't a good man when he is angry.

There once was a man called Goran who deiced that green flowers were not as beautiful as red flowers. He decided to go to the local park and paint all the green flowers red.But someone did it before. That made Goran angry, and Goran isn't a good man when he is angry.So he cut all the flowers.

There once was a man called Goran who deiced that green flowers were not as beautiful as red flowers. He decided to go to the local park and paint all the green flowers red.But someone did it before. That made Goran angry, and Goran isn't a good man when he is angry.So he cut all the flowers. Afterwards, Goran realised that he loved the flowers dearly and he broke down and cried . The little children looked on and laughed .

There once was a man called Goran who deiced that green flowers were not as beautiful as red flowers. He decided to go to the local park and paint all the green flowers red.But someone did it before. That made Goran angry, and Goran isn't a good man when he is angry.So he cut all the flowers. Afterwards, Goran realised that he loved the flowers dearly and he broke down and cried . The little children looked on and laughed .
Goran decided that, sinc ehe had all this paint anyhow, he'd paint the children all green.

There once was a man called Goran who deiced that green flowers were not as beautiful as red flowers. He decided to go to the local park and paint all the green flowers red.But someone did it before. That made Goran angry, and Goran isn't a good man when he is angry.So he cut all the flowers. Afterwards, Goran realised that he loved the flowers dearly and he broke down and cried . The little children looked on and laughed .
Goran decided that, sinc ehe had all this paint anyhow, he'd paint the children all green. The children were later mistaken for bushes and were all trimmed to death by the Lord of the Manor's gardener: Ralph.

There once was a man called Goran who deiced that green flowers were not as beautiful as red flowers. He decided to go to the local park and paint all the green flowers red.But someone did it before. That made Goran angry, and Goran isn't a good man when he is angry.So he cut all the flowers. Afterwards, Goran realised that he loved the flowers dearly and he broke down and cried . The little children looked on and laughed .
Goran decided that, sinc ehe had all this paint anyhow, he'd paint the children all green. The children were later mistaken for bushes and were all trimmed to death by the Lord of the Manor's gardener: Ralph.
Which, oddly enough, painted Ralph red.
One of the children managed to get away before being pruned, but he was a gruesome sight.

There once was a man called Goran who deiced that green flowers were not as beautiful as red flowers. He decided to go to the local park and paint all the green flowers red.But someone did it before. That made Goran angry, and Goran isn't a good man when he is angry.So he cut all the flowers. Afterwards, Goran realised that he loved the flowers dearly and he broke down and cried . The little children looked on and laughed .
Goran decided that, sinc ehe had all this paint anyhow, he'd paint the children all green. The children were later mistaken for bushes and were all trimmed to death by the Lord of the Manor's gardener: Ralph.
Which, oddly enough, painted Ralph red.
One of the children managed to get away before being pruned, but he was a gruesome sight. So gruesome in fact that when the young child, Boris, walked back into his house, his mother mistook him for a baboon and hit him with a chair.

There once was a man called Goran who deiced that green flowers were not as beautiful as red flowers. He decided to go to the local park and paint all the green flowers red.But someone did it before. That made Goran angry, and Goran isn't a good man when he is angry.So he cut all the flowers. Afterwards, Goran realised that he loved the flowers dearly and he broke down and cried . The little children looked on and laughed .
Goran decided that, sinc ehe had all this paint anyhow, he'd paint the children all green. The children were later mistaken for bushes and were all trimmed to death by the Lord of the Manor's gardener: Ralph.
Which, oddly enough, painted Ralph red.
One of the children managed to get away before being pruned, but he was a gruesome sight. So gruesome in fact that when the young child, Boris, walked back into his house, his mother mistook him for a baboon and hit him with a chair.

Now boris was not one to forget those who have wronged him. So he formulated a plan to exact his revenge on Goran. You see Goran was not the brightest of men, he was the type to lose his glasses while wearing them. So Boris decided to use it against him. He had a pair of emerald glasses made, and he switched them with Gorans' normal glasses, while he slept. When Goran awoke, a bit before dawn, he put on his new emerald glasses and headed out side. He figured the best way to calm himself down after the insidant with the children, was to go and watch the sun rise in his favorite field of roses. As he sat there waiting, he started to think that maybe his aversion to green flowers was an obsession. He decided to change his ways. As the sun began to rise, he looked towards the roses and yearned for there color to burst. However when the sun had risen, he saw that his roses were green. "Those rotten kids!" he exsclaimed. They had painted all his flowers green! "After I finnish re-painting these roses," he said, "I'm going kill those kids." So he got the biggest brush he could find, and ran through the field, painting as he went, but when he finished, and he looked back to review his work, the roses were still green! "Who's there"!!!!!!!! he said, "show yourself ye vile craven"!!!! But no response did he get, only the whisper of the wind. And so he repeated this process until the day he died. It is said that if you stand in Gorans' field at sunrise, and listen, you can hear him say........

















Damn you fücking kids! I ought to rip you all a new one!!!!!!!