Conquer Club

This is best suited to more expreienecd players from previous games.

Rules:

Golden rule: no swearing.

1: materials avaible used only
2: no fools
3: detailed explanations please
4: if u want to comment, use a real comment not a normal reply

materials are:
ever lasting batteries (2)
a furnace
slaves(200)
turkeys(unlimited)
logs
chainsaws(unlimited)
battle master
mountains(5)
a desert

upcoming releases:
crazy race 1
, CWM3 expansion: army of darkness
, Combat with soldiers(CWS)

use the everlasting batteries to power the chainsaws.
use the chainsaws to cut all the logs.
use the logs as fuel for the furnace.
cook the turkeys.
feed the slaves with the cooked turkeys.
have the slaves take apart the mountains and refine the minerals in the mountains by using the kiln.
use the sand in the desert and some leftover wood to make a mold for casting a hammer.
melt iron found in the mountain, pour it in the mold, make a hammer.
Take more iron refined from the mountains and build medieval weaponry.
Use a combination of the logs, the hair of the slaves (for string) and the metal to create weapons such as catapults, longswords, crossbows, etc.
Have slaves carve bricks from the mountains by using their new metal tools.
make them build you a castle.
Arm your castle with all the medieval weaponry mentioned earlier.
Shoot anyone that gets too close.

EDIT: I may have slightly bent rule #1, but, technically, iron was inside the mountain. Since the mountains were availible, technically the iron was also.

1 ) I ask the slaves to line up for me in an orderly fashion, and I walk down the line inspecting the slaves. I am looking for particular features I feel work work together. I then pick up one of the chainsaws and hack off the good bits. You know, strong legs, solid cranium, big fists, that sort of thing.
2 ) I then tie the prime slave bits together using small intestines from some of the slaves that didn't make it, and I connect them with nerves from similar slaves that didn't make it. Or one's that did make it. Whichever, I'm not fussed.
3 ) Once I have created megaslave, I use the chainsaw to make a delicate cut in the back on his neck, insert the everlasting batteries, and fire him up. Et voila! Mechaslave!
4 ) I notice that Mechaslave is suffering from, well, being stitched together hastily, so I ask him to eat a heap of turkeys in order to recover his strength. Mechaslave becomes strong healthy and fit, though a little sleepy.
5 ) I direct megaslave to walk into the desert and seek enlightenment. Mechaslave returns after a while, and insists that a burning bush told him that arena combat would be "teh awesum"
6 ) I get the slaves to build a dojo out of the logs on top of one of the mountains, and invite the battle master to live there and be head battle dude. Once the slaves are done with that, I get them to build a makeshift arena out of logs and get them to pave the arena using rocks they've gotten from the remaining four mountains
7 ) Once done, I meld the slaves with the turkeys using the furnace, attaching turkeys to each of the slaves hands. I then ask battle master to train the turkeyslaves in the delicate art of Turkeyjitsu
8 ) The turkeyslaves then file into the arena and form a small army of Turkeyjitsu acolytes, a la Monkey Magic
9 ) I unleash Mechaslave onto the turkeyslaves
10 ) ???
11 ) Profit!

I use chainsaws on logs to craft chariots.
I use turkeys to pull them.
Battle masters train slaves to be soldiers.
Soldiers ride the desert dunes in style.
I rust batteries with sand.
I heat the chains of the chainsaws in furnace to makes them hurt alot.
Rusty batteries explode when put in chainsaws back to front.
Soldiers who are riding turkey-powered chariots through the desert in style start throwing exploding chainsaws at you.
The red hot metel sprays everywhere when chainsaws explode.