Conquer Club

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with peanut-butter and justice for all.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for all.

I pledge allegiance to the sandwich of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for all.

I pledge allegiance to the sandwich of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for me.

I pledge allegiance to the sandwich of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under muy_thaiguy, indivisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for me.

I pledge allegiance to the sandwich of the United States of Conquer-Club, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under muy_thaiguy, indivisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for me.

I pledge allegiance to the sandwich of the United States of Conquer-Club, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under Odin, indivisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for me.

I pledge allegiance to the sandwich of the United States of Conquer-Club, and to the republic for which it stands, every nation under Odin, indivisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for me.

I pledge allegiance to the sandwich of the United States of Conquer-Club, and to the empire for which it stands, every nation under Odin, indivisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for me.

I pledge allegiance to the sandwich of the United Hellspawn of Conquer-Club, and to the empire for which it stands, every nation under Odin, indivisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for me.

I pledge allegiance to the sandwich of the United Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire for which it stands, every nation under Odin, indivisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for me.

They pledge allegiance to the sandwich of the United Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire for which it stands, every nation under Odin, indivisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for me.

They pledge allegiance to the abomination of the United Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire for which it stands, every nation under Odin, indivisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for me.

They pledge allegiance to the abomination of the Untied Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire for which it stands, every nation under Odin, indivisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for me.

They pledge allegiance to the abomination of the Untied Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire for which it stands, every nation under Odin, invisible, with peanut-butter and jelly for me.

They pledge allegiance to the abomination of the Untied Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire for which it stands, every nation under Odin, invisible, with peanut-butter and jellyfish for me.

They pledge allegiance to the abomination of the Untied Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire for which it stands, every nation under Odin, invisible, with octopus and jellyfish for me.

They pledge destruction to the abomination of the Untied Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire for which it stands, every nation under Odin, invisible, with octopus and jellyfish for me.

They guarantee destruction to the abomination of the Untied Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire for which it stands, every nation under Odin, invisible, with octopus and jellyfish for me.

They guarantee destruction to the abomination of the Untied Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire under which it stands, every nation under Odin, invisible, with octopus and jellyfish for me.

They guarantee destruction to the abomination of the Untied Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire under which it falls, every nation under Odin, invisible, with octopus and jellyfish for me.

They guarantee destruction to the abomination of the Untied Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire under which it falls, every soul under Odin, invisible, with octopus and jellyfish for me.

They guarantee destruction to the abomination of the Untied Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire under which it falls, every soul under Odin, dead, with octopus and jellyfish for me.

They guarantee destruction to the abomination of the Untied Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire under which it falls, every soul under Odin, dead, with octopus and jellyfish for him.

They guarantee destruction to the abomination of the Untied Hellspawn of Telletubbies, and to the empire under which it falls, every soul inside Odin, dead, with octopus and jellyfish for him.