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If I gave you.....game

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:49 pm
by naranie
The game rules are simple:

1. This is a question/answer game where You ask a If I gave you question.... and someone else reply. The person who reply gets to ask another If I gave you question and another person asnwers it and so on....

2. You can make up any questions whether it is about conquer club or something else just don't put someone off.

3. A funny answer can be given.

Ex. If I gave you 10000 reinforcement in a conquer game....

Answer: I would go nuts and beat everybody in the game!

(This isn't the world's funniest answer but you get it)

My actual question: If I gave you the ability to ban players in any game....

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:59 pm
by dustn64
I would ban you.



If I took your ability to make stupid threads.....

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:01 pm
by 0ojakeo0
dustn64 wrote:I would ban you.



If I took your ability to make stupid threads.....
i would quit.


if i gave you the power to create any foods

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:31 pm
by lord voldemort
i would do nothing

if i went to disneyland...

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:53 pm
by Snowpepsi
I 'd tell you to say hi to mickie.

If I gave you a cookie.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:55 pm
by wcaclimbing
i would not eat it.

If i gave you a million $$$

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:56 pm
by rerdek
id eat it

if i gave you a dollar...
(and no i wasnt fast posted...)

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:57 pm
by browng-08
Snowpepsi wrote:I'd go with you,

If I fixed you dinner?
I'd have to ask if it's vegan-friendly. Sorry.
If I gave you all the left foot socks you've ever lost?

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:57 pm
by wcaclimbing
rerdek wrote:id eat it

if i gave you a dollar...
(and no i wasnt fast posted...)


lol.
I would buy some candy.

if i sold your mom on the internet?

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:00 pm
by Neoteny
wcaclimbing wrote:if i sold your mom on the internet?


I would reduce the price of your mom.

If I gave you three pies...

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:01 pm
by Snowpepsi
I would buy her back.

If I tied your hands behind your back,[/code]

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:01 pm
by rerdek
iwould throw one in your face and eat the others

if i moved away and gave you my house...
(still not fastposted...)

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:08 pm
by wcaclimbing
i would throw a wild house party and blame it all on you.

If i wished upon a star for you?

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:22 pm
by Snowpepsi
I would appear as a snowball


If i ran you up a flag pole

PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:50 pm
by conquerAce
i would wave to you =D

if i gave you an open plane ticket....

PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:37 am
by Snowpepsi
I'd fly to Australia.



If I called you up to thanky you

PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:43 am
by darth emperor
i'd would tell how u get my number??

if i give you a coconut...

PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:44 am
by Thorum
I'ld eat it

If I pushed you in the swimming pool

PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:12 pm
by Snowpepsi
I would die of hypothermia.


If I died

PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:14 pm
by suggs
They would declare a public holiday.

If i bent over, arse cheeks a-quivering...

PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:18 pm
by Snowpepsi
:?:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:21 pm
by suggs
Snowpepsi wrote:I would spank you for always being so nasty.


If I wrecked your car


=P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ =P~ gotta love a snowpepsi spank 8)

...I'd give you one up the pooper.

If i threw open your bedroom door, castrated your husband and rogered you senseless...

(ps I think you are very cool Snowpepsi-but you are SO straightlaced :lol: )

PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:28 pm
by Snowpepsi
[no

PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:31 pm
by suggs
...Then "I'd be wrapped around your finger". aah, the older woman 8) :)

If you were the sort of older woman who was up for some gratuitous sex "in a consequence free environment, baby", you would...

PostPosted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:15 pm
by apey
Find a man that wasn't so damn nasty and have a go at it

If I gave you a dollar.....