Corrupted Wish Game

This is how it works. Some one posts a wish and the poster below him corrupts his wish as well as making a new one.
Ex:
I wish for flowers.
___________
Wish granted, but you're allergic to them.
I wish for a hammer.
___________
Wish granted, but you hit your hand every time you try to use the hammer... etc.
I'll start.
I wish I could be in London.
Ex:
I wish for flowers.
___________
Wish granted, but you're allergic to them.
I wish for a hammer.
___________
Wish granted, but you hit your hand every time you try to use the hammer... etc.
I'll start.
I wish I could be in London.