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Vending Machine of DOOM!!!!!

Postby hecter on Fri Nov 02, 2007 8:58 pm

The game is simple. Insert something into the vending machine of doom, get something different back. So what happens is...

Loser #1 wrote:I insert a broom.

Baddass wrote:You get a witch in a jar.

I insert a rather large piece of bread with some mold on it...

Loser #2 wrote:You get some peanut butter.

I insert...

And the game goes on... Have fun :D




I'll start by insert some uncooked bread dough.
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Postby bryguy on Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:00 pm

u get blown up



i insert $1
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Postby Daring Overlord5 on Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:23 pm

you get 99 pennies back

i put in a football
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Nov 02, 2007 10:25 pm

A 300lb Defensive lineman tackles you while bursting out of it.

I put in a feather.
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Postby XGSuperstar on Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:03 pm

A chicken wing comes out, have a nice day.

I put in a cookie
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:41 pm

you get milk. MOLDED MILK! :twisted:

I put in Shadowstar :lol:
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:44 pm

A shooter marble pops out...

I put in a plushie pokemon!
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:45 pm

A Naked Fircoal Pops out and starts Raping you

I put in a kwanton.
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Postby Fircoal on Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:47 pm

Fircoal and Kwan having sex pops out

I put your mother in
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Postby XGSuperstar on Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:56 pm

Your mother comes out. :twisted:

I put in a plushie poopie.
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:02 am

Shadowstar comes out

I put LAckattack in
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Postby dominationnation on Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:04 am

wicked comes out

I put my you know what in.
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:12 am

you come out with nothing

I put a sword in
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Postby freezie on Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:23 am

A lightsaber comes out.

I insert a shotgun.
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:34 am

a general comes out

I put CC in
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Postby freezie on Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:47 am

A cupcake comes out.

I insert strawberry water in.
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Postby elloeverybody! on Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:39 am

The machien explodes in a cloud of strawberrys


I insert a CD
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:15 am

out comes VHS.
i put my hand in.
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Postby Iliad on Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:33 am

The hand is cut off. You get it by pressing the change button and it is sewn back.

I put a nuclear bomb in it.
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Postby lord voldemort on Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:44 am

MacGyver comes out and the bomb is defused

i put illiads moral descensy in
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Postby elloeverybody! on Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:02 am

the machein blows up from confusion


I put a magic wand in
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Postby lord voldemort on Sat Nov 03, 2007 3:04 am

out comes a bunny rabbit and a black top hat

i put a drum kit in
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:13 am

Out comes Harry Potter.

I put a dummy in.
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:14 am

out come fircoal

I put a pie in
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Postby lord voldemort on Sat Nov 03, 2007 7:16 am

out comes whumps avvy

i put in a baseball
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