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Conquerclub Haikus

PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:48 pm
by Itrade
Incredible odds:
My four troops against his twelve.
I conquered. I came.


Pour out your creative juices into CC-related 5-7-5 structures and have fun in this thread!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:14 pm
by Dancing Mustard
This is retarded,
It's going to get hijacked,
and then deleted.

But I applaud you,
even though you are stupid.
Dork dork dork dork dork.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:23 pm
by Incandenza
One army to kill.
Then I'll cash for forty troops...
GODDAMN STUPID DICE!

:lol:

PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:32 pm
by -ShadySoul-
Dancing Mustard wrote:This is retarded,
It's going to get hijacked,
and then deleted.

But I applaud you,
even though you are stupid.
Dork dork dork dork dork.


im getting a feeling u are not a very positive person
:shock:

PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:33 pm
by Genghis Khan CA
Sitting on the loo
Rolling three dice against two
I'm not addicted

:P

PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:40 pm
by Incandenza
I refresh, refresh,
then refresh, refresh, refresh.
Is it my turn yet?

And on a happier note from my last post:

Escalating games
I keep on cashing those cards
Now die, Scott-Land, die!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:58 pm
by AndyDufresne
play nicely or else
twill will sneak up behind you
and you will vanish.



--Andy

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:58 am
by The1exile
Dictators round here,
Such pleasant chaps to talk to,
But double six sucks.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:15 am
by Dancing Mustard
New usergroups are
a fantastic improvement.
Lack, we are grateful.




There. Screw you Shady!
Who's being negative now?
Certainly not me.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:24 am
by -ShadySoul-
Dancing Mustard wrote:New usergroups are
a fantastic improvement.
Lack, we are grateful.




There. Screw you Shady!
Who's being negative now?
Certainly not me.


nope...not u at all

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:58 am
by hugeandmanly
i have to agree...this is really retarded

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:01 am
by Anarkistsdream
Mods in their high chairs
A lack of real honour there
You can kiss my butt

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:08 am
by lackattack
The Anarkistsdream
Problems with authority
He's changing the world

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:09 am
by cena-rules
oh yeah haikus woo
i love conquerclub so much
we all should thank lack

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:45 am
by insomniacdude
I Conquer so much
That I am now sitting here
Writing some haiku

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:56 am
by Anarkistsdream
lackattack wrote:The Anarkistsdream
Problems with authority
He's changing the world


Lack wrote about me!
I am the coolest guy here
You should all weep now

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:12 pm
by clapper011
Anarkistsdream wrote:
lackattack wrote:The Anarkistsdream
Problems with authority
He's changing the world


Lack wrote about me!
I am the coolest guy here
You should all weep now


so I am a mod
I sit on my thrown
as the queen of chat



;)

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:39 pm
by PinkyAndTheBrain
clapper011 wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:
lackattack wrote:The Anarkistsdream
Problems with authority
He's changing the world


Lack wrote about me!
I am the coolest guy here
You should all weep now


so I am a mod
I sit on my thrown
as the queen of chat



;)


When you write haikus
Make sure your second line has
Seven syllables

:P

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:44 pm
by iteachjava
Complaints about dice
Cheating or bad strategy
Write haikus instead

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:55 pm
by iteachjava
hugeandmanly wrote:i have to agree...this is really retarded

one more line and you would have had it...try again

PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 3:00 pm
by Dancing Mustard
Oh how ironic!
I had not noticed that one,
good observation.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:29 am
by billydigital
Anarkistsdream wrote:Mods in their high chairs
A lack of real honour there
You can kiss my butt


not a flame wars thread, how bout ban?

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:32 pm
by jiminski
billydigital wrote:
Anarkistsdream wrote:Mods in their high chairs
A lack of real honour there
You can kiss my butt


not a flame wars thread, how bout ban?



Billy loves baseball,
His Avatar's disgraceful,
blah blah etc blah blah!

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:35 pm
by The1exile
jiminski my friend,
Are you here only to send,
Poor noobs to their end?

Anyway Billy,
STFU plzkthx,
We don't want you here.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:05 pm
by Dancing Mustard
Ban-dodging edit...