Conquer Club

Ok basically say the worst way you can think of to hurt the person above you.

SO COME ON HURT PPL

Shut the hell up.

how is this different from flame the person above you?

It's not. Oh, by the way, I like your avatar. Guy from Black Books =)

Some people have nothing better to do then to just spam so their post counts go up

I eat you

this is the same as the king of the hill thread but without saying...



dustn64's hill

dustn64 wrote:this is the same as the king of the hill thread but without saying...



dustn64's hill

and....

ps i break that thumb ant turn it into a thumbs down

I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.

vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.

Have you talked to your therapist lately?

vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the blood supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.

pmsl

vtmarik wrote:I take the end of a garden hoe and slam it into his gut several times, then use the entrails to cut off the supply to his hands and feet. I then take the finest sandpaper I can find and begin shredding the skin off of his skull.

While the nerve endings are good, fresh, and exposed, I anoint him with a mixture of lime juice, battery acid, and salt before dunking his head in a sodium hydroxide bath.

Just before he dies, I kick him in the testicles.

lol, not even i could i top that

I take your eyes out then cut your testacles off i make them swap places.
Using a rake i keep hitting you in the back.
i then shit in your mouth and make you eat it.
i then throw you into a volcano.

cena-rules wrote:I take your eyes out then cut your testacles off i make them swap places.
Using a rake i keep hitting you in the back.
i then shit in your mouth and make you eat it.
i then throw you into a volcano.

the soldiers heads drop off in your avatar

it really does look like thats gonna happen

Chystal Halon wrote:

cena-rules wrote:I take your eyes out then cut your testacles off i make them swap places.
Using a rake i keep hitting you in the back.
i then shit in your mouth and make you eat it.
i then throw you into a volcano.

the soldiers heads drop off in your avatar

it really does look like thats gonna happen

soldiers???

i slowly grate your foot into a hamsandwich and make you eat it, then i prise you eyes out with the blunt end of a spoon before poking the eyesockets with a muddy stick with a turd on the end, i then make u drink your moms period while i crush your balls inbetween two bricks. i then chop ur nob into very small peices and then put a white hot up your arse followed by getting a dog to bite you arse.

then i will cut you open and in the last few minutes of your life i perform the egyptian method fo taking out your organs and showing them to you one by one till you die..........i keep the organs in a container labelled "cens organs".

cena you suck
and this thread sucks

i poke your eyes with a rusty pin then give you a tetnus shot in the bollocks

Hi everybody I'm just here to spread cheer and happiness *hugs everyone* Well Goodbye all, and Have fun

Inserts large dildo into aries' ass.

Norse wrote:Inserts large dildo into aries' ass.

kicks dildo further up

cena-rules wrote:

Norse wrote:Inserts large dildo into aries' ass.

kicks dildo further up

Inserts a second one.

kicks that up as well

I ask cena a complicated question: "What was the significance of Nazi Germany during World War II?"
cena gets a headache from all that thinking.

i kick you in the shin