Conquer Club

Here's how the game works: I will give a situation (i.e.: trapped in a tower) and someone will come up with something that the character will do. I will respond with what happens (please note: I will only respond to the first reply). Btw, don't go over rambling, because the first thing you did may have killed you or did something noteworthy.

Example:

Me: You are trapped in a room. There is a door at one end, and a can of red bull at the other. What do you do?
Noob1: I try to knock down the door.
Me: Nothing happens.
Noob2: I drink the can of RedBull.
Me: You gain a ridiculous adrenaline rush.
Noob2: I punch the door.
MeL Congrats you are out. You win!

Here's the first one: You are trapped in a basketball arena filled with zombies. all but one of the exits are locked. On he ground next to you is an Ak-47 and a rolling tray of basketballs. What do you do?

allready did it conor

the post and all beat ya to it

wrightfan123 wrote:Here's how the game works: I will give a situation (i.e.: trapped in a tower) and someone will come up with something that the character will do. I will respond with what happens (please note: I will only respond to the first reply). Btw, don't go over rambling, because the first thing you did may have killed you or did something noteworthy.

Example:

Me: You are trapped in a room. There is a door at one end, and a can of red bull at the other. What do you do?
Noob1: I try to knock down the door.
Me: Nothing happens.
Noob2: I drink the can of RedBull.
Me: You gain a ridiculous adrenaline rush.
Noob2: I punch the door.
MeL Congrats you are out. You win!

Here's the first one: You are trapped in a basketball arena filled with zombies. all but one of the exits are locked. On he ground next to you is an Ak-47 and a rolling tray of basketballs. What do you do?

I coach the zombies to play basketball. Everyone has a good time.

wrightfan123 wrote:Here's the first one: You are trapped in a basketball arena filled with zombies. all but one of the exits are locked. On he ground next to you is an Ak-47 and a rolling tray of basketballs. What do you do?

The correct answer: I push the cart, gaining momentum and shooting zombies in the way so I can more easily hit them/run them over until I reach the exit. When I get outside I barricade the doors with the cart.

My answer: I'm already a zombie. I walk past everyone and push open the door.

static_ice wrote:

wrightfan123 wrote:Here's the first one: You are trapped in a basketball arena filled with zombies. all but one of the exits are locked. On he ground next to you is an Ak-47 and a rolling tray of basketballs. What do you do?

The correct answer: I push the cart, gaining momentum and shooting zombies in the way so I can more easily hit them/run them over until I reach the exit. When I get outside I barricade the doors with the cart.

My answer: I'm already a zombie. I walk past everyone and push open the door.

No I make you captain of the zombie basketball team.

Iliad wrote:

static_ice wrote:

wrightfan123 wrote:Here's the first one: You are trapped in a basketball arena filled with zombies. all but one of the exits are locked. On he ground next to you is an Ak-47 and a rolling tray of basketballs. What do you do?

The correct answer: I push the cart, gaining momentum and shooting zombies in the way so I can more easily hit them/run them over until I reach the exit. When I get outside I barricade the doors with the cart.

My answer: I'm already a zombie. I walk past everyone and push open the door.

No I make you captain of the zombie basketball team.

but my hands pop the balls!

static_ice wrote:

Iliad wrote:

static_ice wrote:

wrightfan123 wrote:Here's the first one: You are trapped in a basketball arena filled with zombies. all but one of the exits are locked. On he ground next to you is an Ak-47 and a rolling tray of basketballs. What do you do?

The correct answer: I push the cart, gaining momentum and shooting zombies in the way so I can more easily hit them/run them over until I reach the exit. When I get outside I barricade the doors with the cart.

My answer: I'm already a zombie. I walk past everyone and push open the door.

No I make you captain of the zombie basketball team.

but my hands pop the balls!

Don't worry I have special cement basketballs just for our zombie team

Iliad wrote:

static_ice wrote:

Iliad wrote:

static_ice wrote:

wrightfan123 wrote:Here's the first one: You are trapped in a basketball arena filled with zombies. all but one of the exits are locked. On he ground next to you is an Ak-47 and a rolling tray of basketballs. What do you do?

The correct answer: I push the cart, gaining momentum and shooting zombies in the way so I can more easily hit them/run them over until I reach the exit. When I get outside I barricade the doors with the cart.

My answer: I'm already a zombie. I walk past everyone and push open the door.

No I make you captain of the zombie basketball team.

but my hands pop the balls!

Don't worry I have special cement basketballs just for our zombie team

oh good that will decrease in-season injuries

static_ice wrote:

Iliad wrote:

static_ice wrote:

Iliad wrote:

static_ice wrote:

wrightfan123 wrote:Here's the first one: You are trapped in a basketball arena filled with zombies. all but one of the exits are locked. On he ground next to you is an Ak-47 and a rolling tray of basketballs. What do you do?

The correct answer: I push the cart, gaining momentum and shooting zombies in the way so I can more easily hit them/run them over until I reach the exit. When I get outside I barricade the doors with the cart.

My answer: I'm already a zombie. I walk past everyone and push open the door.

No I make you captain of the zombie basketball team.

but my hands pop the balls!

Don't worry I have special cement basketballs just for our zombie team

oh good that will decrease in-season injuries

At least for our team. Now we have to train, we have tough competition next week: the werewolf team

when do you play the wierd silver ailiens (thats my team)

you mean like this fag? we can kick their asses

static_ice wrote:
you mean like this fag? we can kick their asses

no thats a regular silver alien. Im the captin of the wierd silver aliens

static_ice wrote:

Iliad wrote:

static_ice wrote:

wrightfan123 wrote:Here's the first one: You are trapped in a basketball arena filled with zombies. all but one of the exits are locked. On he ground next to you is an Ak-47 and a rolling tray of basketballs. What do you do?

The correct answer: I push the cart, gaining momentum and shooting zombies in the way so I can more easily hit them/run them over until I reach the exit. When I get outside I barricade the doors with the cart.

My answer: I'm already a zombie. I walk past everyone and push open the door.

No I make you captain of the zombie basketball team.

but my hands pop the balls!

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

unriggable wrote:

static_ice wrote:

Iliad wrote:

static_ice wrote:

wrightfan123 wrote:Here's the first one: You are trapped in a basketball arena filled with zombies. all but one of the exits are locked. On he ground next to you is an Ak-47 and a rolling tray of basketballs. What do you do?

The correct answer: I push the cart, gaining momentum and shooting zombies in the way so I can more easily hit them/run them over until I reach the exit. When I get outside I barricade the doors with the cart.

My answer: I'm already a zombie. I walk past everyone and push open the door.

No I make you captain of the zombie basketball team.

but my hands pop the balls!

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

okay dude you really gotta stop watching the office!

Iliad-The zombies fail to listen and they eat you. Your dead.
Stactic Ice-Your a zombie... so your already dead.

throw the basketballs at the zombies and run out the door then try the first six cars in the parking lot and then i go to seven elleven get some rednecks gun and fend off the zombies while i pour red bull in my cars gas tank so it gets wings and flies away.


DID I WIN????

1st chair flute wrote:throw the basketballs at the zombies and run out the door then try the first six cars in the parking lot and then i go to seven elleven get some rednecks gun and fend off the zombies while i pour red bull in my cars gas tank so it gets wings and flies away.


DID I WIN????

...Buttface-the zombies are athletic and dige the basketballs. Because you decided to run into the zombies after this, they engulf your soul. You die.

wrightfan123 wrote:Iliad-The zombies fail to listen and they eat you. Your dead.
Stactic Ice-Your a zombie... so your already dead.

but what about the "correct way" that I mentioned?

No. You turn to tease the zombies, but run into a basketball hoop. You fall down unconsience. The zombies eat you. Ha ha!

step one...I climb on a zombie's back and jump to the next, and start a zombie walk, stepping on heads toward the exit, shooting the zombies right at the doors.


yes?no?

static_ice wrote:step one...I climb on a zombie's back and jump to the next, and start a zombie walk, stepping on heads toward the exit, shooting the zombies right at the doors.


yes?no?

Didn't I already say you were dead? Or in a coma or something?

wrightfan123 wrote:

static_ice wrote:step one...I climb on a zombie's back and jump to the next, and start a zombie walk, stepping on heads toward the exit, shooting the zombies right at the doors.


yes?no?

Didn't I already say you were dead? Or in a coma or something?

well its game over, I'm starting a new game. I can startover, can't I? no one else is posting

static_ice wrote:

wrightfan123 wrote:

static_ice wrote:step one...I climb on a zombie's back and jump to the next, and start a zombie walk, stepping on heads toward the exit, shooting the zombies right at the doors.


yes?no?

Didn't I already say you were dead? Or in a coma or something?

well its game over, I'm starting a new game. I can startover, can't I? no one else is posting

knock yourself out.

okay then start with this

step one...I climb on a zombie's back and jump to the next, and start a zombie walk, stepping on heads toward the exit, shooting the zombies right at the doors.


yes?no?