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Get down to 0 Chickens

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:14 am
by minor
999 Legs of Chicken on the Wall, take one down pass it around 998 legs of chicken on the wall..........

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:19 am
by Dancing Mustard
I eat all the chicken legs, then spew them out in a column of vomit that arcs high into the sky; many crows are killed.
Spamalot's Wall.

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:25 am
by parno4u
this is going to get locked.

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:52 am
by wicked
DM knock it off. This is no more stupid than Spamalot.

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:05 am
by Dancing Mustard
Knock what off?
According to the 'Fairylot precedent' thread-jacking of spam-threads with mindless spam is ok, because they were created with spam in mind, even if the brand of spam that the hijacker is purveying is an entirely different one to that invited by the original poster.
After all, that's a paraphrase of what you yourself said to justify why your actions in Spamalot over the last week weren't thread jacking.
Unless of course the precedent to be gleaned from the 'Fairylot' incident was: 'Mods make entirely arbitrary distinctions about what is and isn't thread-jacking depending upon how they are feeling, and whether they want the thread-jacking to succeed or not'.
Just let me know which one is correct so that I can do the right thing next time; after all, the Funny Farm is serious business...
Spamalot's Wall. Or 997 Chickens, whatever...

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:25 am
by vtmarik
Dancing Mustard wrote:Knock what off?
According to the 'Fairylot precedent' thread-jacking of spam-threads with mindless spam is ok, because they were created with spam in mind, even if the brand of spam that the hijacker is purveying is an entirely different one to that invited by the original poster.
After all, that's a paraphrase of what you yourself said to justify why your actions in Spamalot over the last week weren't thread jacking.
Unless of course the precedent to be gleaned from the 'Fairylot' incident was: 'Mods make entirely arbitrary distinctions about what is and isn't thread-jacking depending upon how they are feeling, and whether they want the thread-jacking to succeed or not'.
Just let me know which one is correct so that I can do the right thing next time; after all, the Funny Farm is serious business...
Spamalot's Wall. Or 997 Chickens, whatever...
997 chickens on the wall.
I eat one chicken, build a house with its bones.
996 chickens on the wall.

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:28 am
by Anarkistsdream
996 chickens on the wall... 996 chickens!!!
If one of those chickens should happen to fall
995 chickens on the wall....
(Although... How do they stand on the wall???)

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:30 am
by Alexwales93
I thought it was BOTTLES on the wall?

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:35 am
by wicked
*throws a dead chicken at DM*
you've been warned to keep spam to one thread. that is all. how many times do we have to repeat it? anyone can post crap in spamalot... just keep it there, or we'll whitewash the whole forum.


Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:45 am
by kwanton
995 chickens on the wall.
Forum is whitewashed.
Chickens and spam are non-existent.
God help us all.

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:46 am
by vtmarik
wicked wrote:*throws a dead chicken at DM*you've been warned to keep spam to one thread. that is all. how many times do we have to repeat it? anyone can post crap in spamalot... just keep it there, or we'll whitewash the whole forum.

Nice bluff wicked.
995/994 chickens on the wall (depending on the continuity).
I take one chicken, gut it, and turn it into a festive hat for my Tromaville film night featuring Poultrygeist!
994/993 chickens on the wall (depending on the continuity).

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:52 am
by Anarkistsdream
Troma video!!!!
WHOO-HOO!!!

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:38 pm
by gimil
994/993 chickens on the wall.
i take one and stick a rocket up its bum.
993/992 chickens on the wall.
BUT to chickens break.
1000 chickens back on the wall : \

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:46 pm
by Wisse
932 chickens on the wall.
i take one, hmm nice chicken soup for me!
931 chickens on the wall.

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:48 pm
by kwanton
Wisse wrote:932 chickens on the wall.
i take one, hmm nice chicken soup for me!
931 chickens on the wall.
Apparently Wisse created a time warp and we skipped 60 Chickens.

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:50 pm
by Wisse
lol oops
992 chickens on the wall.
i take one, hmm nice chicken soup for me!
991 chickens on the wall.

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:23 pm
by Dancing Mustard
782 chickens on the wall...
*continues smearing naked body with chicken remains while gurgling with delight*

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:42 pm
by danodukebb
real. fucked up. shit.......
but anyways...
991 chickens on the wall...i just want a chicken...so i took one
990 chickens on the walll

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:01 pm
by Wisse
990 chickens on the wall... grab one and take his feathers
989 chickens on the walll

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:03 pm
by danodukebb
989 chickens on the wall...
hit one with a sword repeatedly...until chickens fly at you like crazy and swarm you...

some people will never get it...
.......988 chickens on the wall

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:04 pm
by dwightschrute
987 chickens on the wall

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:04 pm
by Dancing Mustard
988 chickens on the wall...
...Take one down and wear it on my penis like some kind of gigantic meat-product lollypop...
....987 chickens on the wall

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:56 pm
by AK_iceman
wicked wrote:*throws a dead chicken at DM*you've been warned to keep spam to one thread. that is all. how many times do we have to repeat it? anyone can post crap in spamalot... just keep it there, or we'll whitewash the whole forum.

That actually sounds like fun, but can we do it on the weekend when I have more time?
Oh yeah, 987 chicks on the wall. I eat one, and now there's only 986 chicks on the wall.

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:03 pm
by dustn64
987 chickens on the wall...I take one to the picnic in king of the hill...
986 chickens on the wall

Posted:
Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:17 pm
by duday53
why chickens?
987 chickens on the wall...i drop one in a deep-frier. KFC!
986 chickens on the wall