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Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:21 am
by Joodoo
1.Why are you so fat?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:39 am
by bigpash
2. Those that can, can. Those that can't teach.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:25 am
by drake_259
3. Lets have sex

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 1:50 pm
by oVo
Dude, I just noticed there's only two weeks left in the Semester and I'm new here,
so is there like a list of assignments or something?

Oh man, I don't have my papers with me today, so can I like...
borrow your bong?

Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2011 4:46 pm
by ManBungalow
Keep talking, chump.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 2:57 pm
by Quirk
I think I'm allergic to the sound of your voice.

What is the policy on sex with school equipment?

Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:53 am
by Dukasaur
Where did you get your degree, out of a Cracker-Jack box?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 1:00 pm
by jonesthecurl
that's very interesting, do go on.

Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 10:40 pm
by 40kguy
Nice tits

Why are you teaching? Your a blond!

Why aren't you married? (someone actually asked this)

Are you a virgin?

Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:49 am
by TA1LGUNN3R
¿Y tú?

-TG

Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:45 am
by oVo
4. ¿Que?

Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 11:41 am
by Dukasaur
Professor ___ gives extra credit for sexual favours. Is that your policy too?

Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:58 pm
by nagerous
I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.

Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

PostPosted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:00 pm
by Victor Sullivan
Are you gay? (A student actually asked this! Thankfully not to me.)

-Sully

Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:59 pm
by Gillipig
I had a female teacher in college who looked like a bird. I wouldn't want to tell her that upfront. That would be pretty awkward.

Re: Thing you wouldn't say to your teacher/professor/mentor

PostPosted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 9:16 pm
by shieldgenerator7
I didn't complete my homework because I was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

What's 2 + 2?

Ask at end of class: Could you repeat everything you just said?