Conquer Club

Inspired by Isaiah's Topic: viewtopic.php?f=8&t=146607

What strange, irreverent, non-sensical, or slyly logical laws would you add/invent to a specific Country/State/City or just in General?

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On a General City level, it should be illegal parallel park if you cannot successfully park in two attempts.

On a State level, lets say Montana, it should be illegal to dually possess a gun safe and a Furby.


--Andy

Every vehicle must stop at a red light, except for flying rocket cars.

Sex toy's are illegal in Alabama

EDIT: I read that wrong. Thought it was what laws there already was

Swimming in the nude is prohibited unless you are wearing goggles.

Being a unicorn should be prohibited during daylight hours, not including solar eclipses.

Curfew for Vampires - not allowed out after dark.

Correct spelling is illegal

Making stupid laws is a capital crime.
Wait...aaargh!

ManBungalow wrote:Being a unicorn should be prohibited during daylight hours, not including solar eclipses.

What would they be while the sun's up? no-corns?

shieldgenerator7 wrote:

ManBungalow wrote:Being a unicorn should be prohibited during daylight hours, not including solar eclipses.

What would they be while the sun's up? no-corns?

Regular monohorns.

all must have a dancing vampire

Cannibals allowed only in Washington D.C...... oh, wait, you said "nonsensical laws"

Everyone must learn about magnets before they can become a Mormon.

Amendment XXVIII



Section 1

Wind chimes are hereby illegal in all States with the exception of Alabama, where they my be hung on the 4th Tuesday of every month one and a half feet above a second floor toilet by a certified electrician named Dave.



Section 2

The Congress and all of the several States shall have concurrent power to enforce this article by inappropriate legislation.

Martin Ronne wrote:Amendment XXVIII



Section 1

Wind chimes are hereby illegal in all States with the exception of Alabama, where they my be hung on the 4th Tuesday of every month one and a half feet above a second floor toilet by a certified electrician named Dave.*



Section 2

The Congress and all of the several States shall have concurrent power to enforce this article by inappropriate legislation.

*or Wanda. Let's not be sexist.

It's not sexist, it's nameist.

you must have a balanced budget

50% of all your games must be 1v1...

DoomYoshi wrote:50% of all your games must be 1v1...

The rest must be 8-player freestyle doodle assassin no-fog.

Emergency room visits will not be allowed without a doctor's note.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! Unless you're a balrog.

it's illegal to sing the national anthem on the toilet.