Conquer Club

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:21 pm**

The pen is mightier than the sword.

Thou art unfit for any place but hell.

I bite my thumb at you and beseech thine retort.

Posted: **Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:41 pm**

You are a fishmonger.

Posted: **Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:04 am**

Thou art a cankerblossom! Thine words flow with the blood of the cursed!

Posted: **Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:18 am**

e tu bitch?

thine mother smelleth of elder berries

Posted: **Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:31 am**

You fight like a dairy farmer.

Posted: **Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:23 am**

The devil damn thee black thou creamfaced loon!

Posted: **Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:15 pm**

You acorn!

Posted: **Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:27 pm**

Get thee to a nunnery!

Posted: **Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:30 pm**

See pages 20-23 of the THOTA vs. LoW thread.

Posted: **Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:30 pm**

the.killing.44 wrote:See pages 20-23 of the THOTA vs. LoW thread.

What hankdiggery is this!

-rd

Posted: **Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:31 pm**

you are a yeasty ill-nurtured dewberry!

Posted: **Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:05 pm**

"I bite my thumb."
-- Romeo & Juliet

Posted: **Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:29 pm**

You beanpole!

Posted: **Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:43 pm**

ManBungalow wrote:"I bite my thumb."
-- Romeo & Juliet

Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

Posted: **Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:48 pm**

A plague a' both your houses!

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2010 12:37 am**

nagerous wrote:A plague a' both your houses!

How juvenile, my dear lad!

-rd

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:37 am**

thou cantankerous wench!

Posted: **Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:51 pm**

You Capulet!

-rd

Posted: **Wed Jun 26, 2024 6:56 pm**

Away, you mouldy rogue! Away!

Posted: **Thu Aug 29, 2024 12:58 am**

Puck off, you Pucking, Puck-faced, Muthah-Pucker!

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