Conquer Club

(It's only fair!)

I LOVE SCIENCE.

Sarah Palin can burn in Kenya, where she's from.

Obama is teh awesomest!!

"Smoke more Pot."
Pol Pot

Army of GOD wrote:(It's only fair!)
I LOVE SCIENCE.

Nope, try:
Regular school is just so... constrained. I can learn so much more just living "out there". (fill in "traveling, "living in the woods", volunteering in Africa... etc.) I need to see the "real" world!

If I have to go to school, I think can gain so much more by studying philosophy and literature than anything like physics or chemistry or even Biology.

Army of GOD wrote:Sarah Palin can burn in Kenya, where she's from.

Obama is teh awesomest!!

NOT EVEN CLOSE!

Try:
All politicians are corrupt, except maybe Ralph Nadar.

And for some real liberal ideas:

Let's all just live together peacefully. Why do we need guns?

If we all would just become vegetarien, then there would be food for everyone, and no animals would have to die.

If we all lived off the grid, this oil spill would never have happened.

Kids don't need rules, they just need to be free!

etc.....

(that is without my coffee.. and no, those are NOT my beliefs!).

Joodoo wrote:"Smoke more Pot."
Pol Pot

close... but no cigar.

Hail Cuba!

EVERYBODY, INCLUDING THE LOSERS, GET MEDALS!

Perhaps we should consider a more measured and better regulated alternative to the, demonstrably unfair and inefficient, system of having healthcare provided solely by private-interest operators? Perhaps improving the standard of care that is available to citizens would allow them to live longer, take on less debt, and be more productive at work? Surely that would benefit us all?

lets go fix the economy/debt by spending more money.

obama is good

wercool wrote:obama is God

Fixed.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

everything's still bush's fault, even when he had a liberal congress for two years

We need universal car insurance.

everything is still bush's fault even though we've had a majority in all three branches for over a year theres nothing we can do because it's all bush's fault.(bush is bad duh.) and the oil spill and hurricane katrina are both bush's fault because bush has caused everything that is bad.

wercool wrote:everything is still bush's fault even though we've had a majority in all three branches for over a year theres nothing we can do because it's all bush's fault.(bush is bad duh.) and the oil spill and hurricane katrina are both bush's fault because bush has caused everything that is bad.

Are you unfamiliar with the current composition of the Supreme Court?

ok sorry. we only have a majority in the president and congress but we dont in the courts.(thats bush's fualt to.) better?

They aren't illegal, they're undocumented.

From each according to his ability, and to each according to his need. And by "need," I mean "want."

Raising taxes helps the economy.

Rich people are fatcats just living off of the poor (or working middle class).

Making a profit is evil.

Conservatives are war-mongering, fascist, rich, fatcat, racist, homophobic, xenophobic, Christian, tobacco-chewing, gun-toting, Hummer-driving, trust fund baby, selfish assholes.

All drugs should be legal.

Abortions should be mandated and we should be required, nay we should volunteer, to pay for them.

I stole these (which means, instead of going to prison, I get probation and my court costs covered):

- Taxpayer-funded and/or legalized abortion.
- Censorship of teacher-led prayer in classrooms and school sponsored events.
- Support for gun control and illegality of guns.
- Support of obscenity and pornography as a First Amendment right.
- Income redistribution through progressive taxation.
- Government-rationed medical care.
- Taxpayer-funded and government-controlled public education.
- The denial of inherent gender differences.
- Insisting that men and women be placed in the same jobs in the military.
- Legalized same-sex marriage.
- Implementation of affirmative action.
- Political correctness.
- Support of labor unions.
- Teaching acceptance of promiscuity through sexual education.
- A livign Constitution that is interpreted as liberals prefer.
- Government programs to rehabilitate criminals.
- Abolition of the death penalty.
- Environmentalism.
- Disarmement treaties.
- Globalism.
- Opposition to the Bible.
- Opposition to an interventionalist American foreign policy.
- Opposition to full private property rights.
- Reinstating the Fairness Doctrine.

obama ocasionaly makes a point that when viewed in the right light arguably has a shred of truth in it.

wercool wrote:obama ocasionaly makes a point that when viewed in the right light arguably has a shred of truth in it.

YOU CRAZY RADICAL LOONY YOU

Army of GOD wrote:Sarah Palin can burn in Kenya, where she's from.

wait what?

Feed the hungry.
House the homeless.
Heal the sick.
Empower the weak.



All at the taxpayers expense, suckers.