Conquer Club

Boogedy, boogedy, boogedy, let's go racin' boys!

In other words....GO!

Leaderboard:
1. oVo
2. BaronVonPWN
3. AoG

Eliminated:
jonesthecurl

le Wall of Shame:
Creepers Weiner

I win!

The mail man said to me the other day "That's funny, this letter is for your address but it's not got your name on it."
We laughed.

I have an enormous PENIS!

That's not funny, just f****** creepy as hell.

Army of GOD wrote:That's not funny, just f****** creepy as hell.

Ok...AoG has an enormous PENIS!

I've never heard anything more funny than that.

I'm deaf too.

Creepers has been eliminated x2 and put on le Wall of Shame
AoG has been uneliminated
jonesthecurl has been eliminated

What's similar between Michael Jackson (RIP) and Tiger Woods (before he slept around with 50% of the nation's hookers)?

They both play with little balls! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Here's an old Soviet joke.

everyday workers would go into the red October plant in Moscow and every day they would come out at the end of their shifts. Two people at the plant had slightly different routines from the rest.
One was a worker and the other a factory guard.

Every day the Worker would take a wheelbarrow of garbage out of the plant, and every day the Guard would stop him and search his wheelbarrow for stolen goods and every day he would say "I know you are stealing! I can always tell! one day I will catch you!" The worker would smile and continue on his way.

This went on for many years, with the guard checking the worker's wheelbarrow every day. Until finally it was the workers last day before retirement. The Guard stopped him and searched his wheelbarrow one last time and found nothing just as he had every other day. He grimaced and said "Comrade I know you have been stealing all these years and its been driving me crazy! Its your last day and I can no longer do anything to you, please comrade, for my sanity tell me what you have been stealing! I will even let you keep what you stole today."

Knowing what he said to be true the old worker grinned " Comrade its obvious. all these years, I've been stealing wheelbarrows!"

In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU!

Baron Von PWN wrote:Here's an old Soviet joke.

everyday workers would go into the red October plant in Moscow and every day they would come out at the end of their shifts. Two people at the plant had slightly different routines from the rest.
One was a worker and the other a factory guard.

Every day the Worker would take a wheelbarrow of garbage out of the plant, and every day the Guard would stop him and search his wheelbarrow for stolen goods and every day he would say "I know you are stealing! I can always tell! one day I will catch you!" The worker would smile and continue on his way.

This went on for many years, with the guard checking the worker's wheelbarrow every day. Until finally it was the workers last day before retirement. The Guard stopped him and searched his wheelbarrow one last time and found nothing just as he had every other day. He grimaced and said "Comrade I know you have been stealing all these years and its been driving me crazy! Its your last day and I can no longer do anything to you, please comrade, for my sanity tell me what you have been stealing! I will even let you keep what you stole today."

Knowing what he said to be true the old worker grinned " Comrade its obvious. all these years, I've been stealing wheelbarrows!"

That's actually an old Sufi parable. i think it was camels there. It was used in a Peter Sellers film too (I forget the name) but it was a customs man and a bicycle smuggler.

jonesthecurl wrote:

Baron Von PWN wrote:Here's an old Soviet joke.

everyday workers would go into the red October plant in Moscow and every day they would come out at the end of their shifts. Two people at the plant had slightly different routines from the rest.
One was a worker and the other a factory guard.

Every day the Worker would take a wheelbarrow of garbage out of the plant, and every day the Guard would stop him and search his wheelbarrow for stolen goods and every day he would say "I know you are stealing! I can always tell! one day I will catch you!" The worker would smile and continue on his way.

This went on for many years, with the guard checking the worker's wheelbarrow every day. Until finally it was the workers last day before retirement. The Guard stopped him and searched his wheelbarrow one last time and found nothing just as he had every other day. He grimaced and said "Comrade I know you have been stealing all these years and its been driving me crazy! Its your last day and I can no longer do anything to you, please comrade, for my sanity tell me what you have been stealing! I will even let you keep what you stole today."

Knowing what he said to be true the old worker grinned " Comrade its obvious. all these years, I've been stealing wheelbarrows!"

That's actually an old Sufi parable. i think it was camels there. It was used in a Peter Sellers film too (I forget the name) but it was a customs man and a bicycle smuggler.

intresting, that makes allot of sense since most of the muslims inside the Soviet union were sufi so its easy to see how it could have been sovietized.

I believe the culprit in the tale was the ubiquitous Nasrudin.

The last few posts were far from funny.

These two posts, however, are a knee-slapper: