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Postby ignotus on Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:26 pm

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Chris7He wrote:Wish granted, but the cheese is so hot that it gives your mouth and throat first degree burns.

I wish I could meet Laurel.

wish granted, but she hates your guts.


I wish you could stop making useless threads. :wink: :roll: :lol:


Wish granted. I get my friend to do it for me.

I wish I could get raped by the ugliest, most disgusting it thing in the universe.


wish granted. Period!

I wish Laurel marries some other kid tomorow. :wink:
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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby got tonkaed on Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:28 pm

wish granted....its you!

i wish for something that cannot be corrupted or ruined.
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Postby firth4eva on Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:29 pm

you destroy the universe becuase of your law of wish

i wish i was gt
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Postby ignotus on Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:30 pm

got tonkaed wrote:wish granted....its you!

i wish for something that cannot be corrupted or ruined.


wish granted! *a Statue Of Liberty falls on your head and kills you*


I wish you get a better truck. :wink:
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Snorri1234 wrote:Man, this thread was great. A whopping 230 pages with noone changing their viewpoint.


I actually converted around page 198. Unfortunately, I converted to satanism.
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Postby got tonkaed on Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:31 pm

firth4eva wrote:you destroy the universe becuase of your law of wish

i wish i was gt


wish granted...you are responsible for destroying the universe and everyone dislikes you....

i wish i did get a better truck.
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:32 pm

Wish granted. The truck appears on you and kills you.

I wish I could rape everyone in this forum.
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Postby firth4eva on Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:32 pm

whats better than porn?
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Postby got tonkaed on Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:33 pm

firth4eva wrote:whats better than porn?


actually having sex.
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Postby got tonkaed on Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:34 pm

Chris7He wrote:Wish granted. The truck appears on you and kills you.

I wish I could rape everyone in this forum.


wish granted! however it was a dream and everyone found out about it when you woke up

I dont wish for anything.
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:36 pm

Wish granted! I come and rape you for not wishing.

I wish I had a penis.
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:50 pm

Chris7He wrote:Wish granted! I come and rape you for not wishing.

I wish I had a penis.

granted, but you shortly die afterwords...
I wish for the multiverse to be MINE!
I'm back after an all too long hiatus.
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:04 pm

Wish granted, except for the multiverse exists only in theory and was a club of gay superheroes founded by me. I distribute the rapes and butt sex.

I wish my penis were longer.
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Postby Shadowstar on Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:27 pm

Granted, but it falls off.

I wish for a box filled with cookies. :D
Translated Japanese Pikachu Wikipedia Article wrote:Hard nut in the lightning burn it in a soft, then eat with wisdom.
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:28 pm

Wish granted, but the cookies are made of penises.

I wish I could have sex with Mark Foley.
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Postby jnd94 on Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:39 pm

wish granted, but he has syphilis and you die.

I wish I had a pony.
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:40 pm

Wish granted, but you and the pony have to have sex with me.

I wish we could all have a gay orgy and get STDs.
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:42 pm

Chris7He wrote:Wish granted, but you and the pony have to have sex with me.

I wish we could all have a gay orgy and get STDs.

granted, but you wake up next to BACK to the future part 2 and 3! Mua hah ha!
I wish I ruled the universe!
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:43 pm

wish granted, but you have to have sex with me for eternity to pay off the debt and taxes for owning the universe.

I wish we could all have an orgy.
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Postby Syzygy on Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:56 pm

Granted. We all get Syphilis. And die.

I wish I had all the guitar playing abilities of Van Halen, Hendrix, Clapton, Hammett, Young and Santana.
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:57 pm

Syzygy wrote:Granted. We all get Syphilis. And die.

I wish I had all the guitar playing abilities of Van Halen, Hendrix, Clapton, Hammett, Young and Santana.


SWHEETTT!!!!

Wish granted, but you have to have sex with me before and after every performance.

I wish I didn't bang your mom.
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Postby Syzygy on Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:10 pm

You didn't. You banged my 85 year-old grandmother. Well done.

I wish I was a sexy version of Donald Trump.
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:11 pm

Wish granted, but you didn't learn about Donny's nighttime job :shock:

I wish I didn't have sex with you.
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Postby fireedud on Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:12 pm

Chris7He wrote:Wish granted, but you didn't learn about Donny's nighttime job :shock:

I wish I didn't have sex with you.


wish granted; I rape you


I wish to have bothe a penis and a vigina so I can do it with myself.
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Postby Chris7He on Sat Dec 01, 2007 7:16 pm

Wish granted, but you have to have sex with me (the only other hermaphrodite).

I wish I could have more sex than anybody else in history.
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Postby bryguy on Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:53 pm

wish granted, but then u die



i wish i was the richest man on earth
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