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Postby cena-rules on Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:25 pm

ok. You have sex with the other hall monster and she crushes you. You die

I wish for a baloon
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:26 pm

cena-rules wrote:ok. You have sex with the other hall monster and she crushes you. You die

I wish for a baloon

Granted, but it has a second hole in it!
I wish I would not die or suffer a lifelong coma!
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:29 pm

ok. You go into a coma. Wake up. The world has become enslaved by me. You are my slave.

I wish i had a toga
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:30 pm

cena-rules wrote:ok. You go into a coma. Wake up. The world has become enslaved by me. You are my slave.

I wish i had a toga

Granted, but it is all pink and frilly and you get embarrased on the World Wide Web.
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Postby cena-rules on Sat Aug 25, 2007 12:34 pm

Fine but you get beaten up all day and wish you could die. I grant that.

I wish you were my slave
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:07 pm

cena-rules wrote:Fine but you get beaten up all day and wish you could die. I grant that.

I wish you were my slave

Granted, but the slaves overthrow you!
I wish for nothing bad to happen to me!
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Postby Russianfire8371 on Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:21 pm

granted but nothing good happens either

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Postby cena-rules on Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:24 pm

GRANTED BUT IT IS OF A PIE
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:27 pm

i wish cena-rules would follow the rules :lol:
Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

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Postby cena-rules on Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:28 pm

not granted

I wish for a black hole to put me in a land of candy
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:29 pm

granted, but you can never get out and die from too much candy and no water

i wish that every clubhouser would go to flame wars and annoy the "flamers"
Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

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Postby Russianfire8371 on Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:42 pm

granted but then the clubhouse would get boring

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Postby Cheesemore on Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:30 pm

granted but you get banned

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Postby cena-rules on Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:36 pm

granted. it turns to ice

I wish for mm10 to shut up
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:40 pm

cena-rules wrote:granted. it turns to ice

I wish for mm10 to shut up

Granted, but there is no sound at all!
I wish the world is all 8bit!
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Postby Russianfire8371 on Sat Aug 25, 2007 5:03 pm

granted, but now the world is depressed and many people commit suicide over that horrible fate.

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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:02 pm

granted, you, you're posts, and all of your games are now deleted.

I wish I had a cool sword.
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:04 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, you, you're posts, and all of your games are now deleted.

I wish I had a cool sword.

Granted, but it was only 1 mm in size
I wish I had a power suit with arm cannon!
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sat Aug 25, 2007 8:09 pm

NESconqueror wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:granted, you, you're posts, and all of your games are now deleted.

I wish I had a cool sword.

Granted, but it was only 1 mm in size
I wish I had a power suit with arm cannon!
Granted, but it is made for an action figure.
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Postby strike wolf on Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:45 pm

You didn't wish for anything so I get two wishes.

first, I wish I was a living, non-zombie werewolf and that this wish would not be corrupted in any way.

Second, I wish that this will not cause a paradox.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:45 pm

Granted, and it all happens... In a video game!

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Postby Cheesemore on Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:01 pm

granted, but you never go to school again and have to work at the McDonald's drive-through for the rest of your life

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Postby High Guard on Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:08 pm

Granted I wont, but the person below me gets to corrupt your wish.

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Postby sheepofdumb on Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:48 pm

Granted but it's broken.

I wish I had more time to play WoW.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:10 pm

Granted, but now that is all you do, so you forget to eat and drink and then you die.

I wish I had a 360.
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