define the neologism above

[The1exile]

Arsegoggled: the state of having such severe beer goggles that you can no longer tell an ugly woman from a transvestite, and don't care.

Bepoppied.

[trinicardinal]

Bepoppied: what happens when you are overwhelmed by poppies

durhnac

[oVo]

durhnac - A word often mumbled by drunken dart players at the local public house.

elastaphobic

[e_i_pi]

Elastaphobic (adj.) - An abnormal fear of prophylactics. "Pope Benedict XVI is elastaphobic"

Scrabbin

[jonesthecurl]

Scrabbin - the coining of a neologism at a desperate point in a Scrabble game.

E.G. -"Durhnac isn't a word!"
"Yes it is, man, it means 'a word often mumbled by drunk darts players at the local public house'"

belneffism

[trinicardinal]

belneffism: Annoyed comment uttered after becoming the victim of a Scrabbin

E.G. -"Durhnac isn't a word!"
"Yes it is, man, it means 'a word often mumbled by drunk darts players at the local public house'"

belneffism!!



fasdfuh

[StiffMittens]

fasdfuh: A neurological disorder affecting the motor skills of the left hand while typing.

pabber

[oVo]

pabber: Doctor's assistant that places boobs in mechanical devices for testing.

phlabberscrappled

[e_i_pi]

phlabberscrappled (adj.) - The state a boob is left in due to pabber error

Drut

[jonesthecurl]

Drut:
a turd going backwards.



trishling

[StiffMittens]

trishling: annoying sussurations heard in movie theaters, caused by movie-goers rooting around in the bottom of the popcorn box looking for partially popped kernels.

hoocrim

[e_i_pi]

hoocrim (n.) - Banter exchanged between two miscreants after a nefarious deed. Example:
Ruffian: "Yo sup man, wheeeeeeeeeeew"
Rogue: "Homey you dun got yoself a new purse, wassup wid dat?!"
Ruffian: "I dun paddled dat der beyotch upside the head, look at her bleeeeed"
Rogue: (yelling) "SUP HO?! YO DUN GOT ROLLED!!"
Ruffian: "Worrrrrrrrrrrrrrd UP Ho!"

Jampatax

[trinicardinal]

Jampatax: a special food tax applicable only to Jams except when purchased in combination with peanut butter and rye (hey the government never makes it simple)

jhioeep

[oVo]

jhioeep: A friendly Jamacan driving off road through the American Mid-West.

discombobulism

[jonesthecurl]

discombobulism:

The political theory behind mind control

flongingist

[oVo]

flongingist: A person of the female gender with a strong desire to be intimate with a porn star.

tricircumsatious

[trinicardinal]

tricircumsatious: having a strong desire to circumcise 3 porn stars (or lesser known individuals)

jdfuerjf

[snufkin]

jdfuerjf

jdfuerjf - the belief that a chieftain or leader with an adequately advanced soul can (under the mild influence of psilocybin) have direct spiritual contact with the ghost of james dean as he would have been if he had died before starring in the giant.

awuakadooliate

[oVo]

DID YOU MEAN awuakadrooliate ?
-which is the disrespecting act of spitting on people below from a high location
where the victim is unable to retaliate... such as a bridge, mezzanine or roortop of building.

foedemtool

[e_i_pi]

foedemtool (n.) - A small metal device used for hygienically extracting the bath plug from the latrine

Uyvertingly

[jonesthecurl]

Uvertingly:

Adjective relating to the timely extraction of bath plug from the latrine with a foedemtool, just before it escapes around the U-bend.


grolleophenously

[StiffMittens]

grolleophenously: in the manner of a drummer. Spastic and irritating. Howard fiddled with the stereo controls grolleophenously.

bruneful

[oVo]

bruneful: In relation or correlation to an abundance of beer.
That ice chest is bruneful.

friddlehump

[StiffMittens]

friddlehump: The small bony protrusion at the nape of the neck.

nonk

[oVo]

nonk: an agnostic spiritual guide

thromboneous