Ride the Horse Game!

[jonesthecurl]

I didn't have the effin horse.
Clapper did.

[sailorseal]

I didn't have the effin horse.
Clapper did.

Says, hey clapper its Blitz, she turns and I ride away

[Votanic]

Horse and rider are now both very old.
In fact, the rider may even be dead (last visited site: 28 August 2010)
I delicately lift the frail old rider (or corpse of same), off the horse and set him down in a near-by chair-recliner.

I then carefully mount the old nag (not that way, you pervs) and get her to slowly amble out of frame, stage right.
Of course, even a player on foot could easily catch up to me and this slow, old horse,
...but I'm strategically hoping that nobody will (due to a profound lack of interest), and thus, I shall win the game by default.