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[jonty125]

Sully's Gameshow Extraordinaire! Friend or Foe? is perfectly fair

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[shieldgenerator7]

This has become a textual meme. It should be on memebase.

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[Gillipig]

1+1≈3

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[Quirk]

I smoke Jon Kyl's toenails when I want to get high!

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[Quirk]

My New Year's resolution is to stop making posts about His Holiness Jon Kyl.

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[ricthefirst]

My New Year's resolution was to not make anymore New Year's resolutions.

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[jonty125]

My New Year's Resolution was to stop posting in this thread.

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[barackattack]

Germany for the Germans.

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[Quirk]

Cardinal Jon Kyl was at Army of GOD's side during his final moments and was able to administer the last rites.

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[oVo]

Vegetarians should avoid the moral dilemma of eating Animal Crackers.
DISCLAIMER: This may or may not share any resemblance with reality
and is only intended for external use by professionals.
1 + 1 = 2.4

CAUTION: Rick Santorum did not approve this message.

[Quirk]

Disgraced tiddlywinkist Jon Kyl received a lifetime ban from recess early Friday and was stripped of his record seven Tiddlywink titles after deciding to abandon his long fight against charges he led a sophisticated doping conspiracy throughout his career.

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[Gillipig]

Your self image is dependant on the people around you, so in order to excert total control of your own personality, you need to do away with them.

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[oVo]

Mittens Rmoney will not fail, because money talks.

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[Quirk]

Uncle Jon Kyl's Old Fashioned Organic Penis Squeezins contain a flesh-eating drug that turns people into zombie-like creatures.

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[jonesthecurl]

THIS THREAD IS STILL POPULAR.

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[Quirk]

Sure-footed and agile, Jon Kyl is an excellent packer and can carry an average of 80 lbs or 25% of his body weight.

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[tzor]

In what is known as the "October Surprise" President Barack Hussein Obama declared himself Emperor for life, dissolved Congress (literally in a large vat of acid ... Speaker John Boehner last words were "well shit, I guess I have to jump in then") and declared the constitution "null and void" being one of those "racist" legacies of prior administrations. The creation of the American Empire less than two months after the "Great Fall of China" was seen as a necessary action after the collapse of the World Bank and the global currency markets last September.

Newly appointed President Biden nit picked the Emperor's decision insisting that it should have been either boiling oil or melted lead to eliminate Congress, but he is generally considered more of a traditionalist in terms of having the "punishment fit the crime."

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[Army of GOD]

holy shit, this thread is from 2011?

I swear this could've been from 2014.

[jonesthecurl]

THIS THREAD IS STILL POPULAR.

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This is not intended to be a quote.
Or a pipe.

[AndyDufresne]

holy shit, this thread is from 2011?

I swear this could've been from 2014.

The past is haunting.

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--Andy

[Dukasaur]

My gonads are as dense as neutron stars.

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[tzor]

Walking over 5,000 steps a day isn't easy for a typical lazy programmer ...

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[subtleknifewield]

I could swear I'd posted in this thread before.

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[Quirk]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/09/politics ... index.html

The White House has tapped former Republican Sen. Jon Kyl of Arizona to be the "sherpa" to steer President Donald Trump's Supreme Court nominee through the Senate confirmation process, spokesman Raj Shah announced.

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[DirtyDishSoap]

BoganGod is one of the most intelligent people to grace us in these forums.

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