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Postby Honibaz on Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:41 pm

Granted, but bk barunt, who thinks he is the flame master, tries to out flame you and both of you lose at flaming. Nobody is the ultimate flamer from that moment on.

I wish I could control time.
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Postby McSnipe on Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:43 pm

Granted, but you must wear a clock like Flavor Flav.

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Postby strike wolf on Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:46 pm

Your wish is cut off at paradox and the universe is instantly destroyed.

I wish for a new wolf dog.
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Postby McSnipe on Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:51 pm

Granted, but the dog bites you in the balls, and gets hit by a truck.

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Postby Honibaz on Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:51 pm

Granted, but it is actually a toy.

I wish for a better future.
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Postby strike wolf on Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:54 pm

granted but you die before it comes to pass.

I wish that I had a space ship.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:55 pm

Granted, but it's made out of legos.

I wish I had a rubber band.
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Postby strike wolf on Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:56 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:Granted, but it's made out of legos.

I wish I had a rubber band.


granted and when you stretch it. It whips back and hits you in the eye.

I wish I had a hat
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Postby McSnipe on Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:57 pm

Granted, but the rubber is a condom, and the band in My Chemical Romance, who are wearing said rubber.

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Postby McSnipe on Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:58 pm

Granted, but your hat is an asshat
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Postby Honibaz on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:14 pm

McSnipe wrote:Granted, but the rubber is a condom, and the band in My Chemical Romance, who are wearing said rubber.

I wish that I could play electric guitar insanly well


Granted, you get eletrocuted because it's broken.

I wish there was a word that could replace noob but is not swearing.
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Postby McSnipe on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:17 pm

Granted, but the word is Honibaz.

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Postby Honibaz on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:19 pm

McSnipe wrote:Granted, but the word is Honibaz.

I wish that this game ended right now.


Granted, but you blo0w up before you wish it.

I wish for a stop to child slavery!
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Postby McSnipe on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:21 pm

Granted, but you have to take all of thier place. How was that pereverting my wish? You just went for a cop out.

I wish you were caught in a compramising position with a midget.
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Postby Honibaz on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:23 pm

You died before you wish it so even if I grant it it can't be applied.

Granted, but you mistaken me for 0ojakeo0.

I wish for a farm!
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Postby McSnipe on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:25 pm

Granted, but the welsh come and bang all of your sheep (joking, guys!)

I wish for a pony. :P
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Postby Honibaz on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:27 pm

Granted, but now My Little Pony owned by Hasbro starts to spam your mailbox upon you owing a pony.

I wish for non-violent resistance towards everything.
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Postby McSnipe on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:30 pm

Granted, but Ghandi calls you a pussy.

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Postby Honibaz on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:32 pm

Ghandi promoted non-violent resistance.

Granted, but Stalin loyalists sets fire on your home.

I wish for a trophy!
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Postby strike wolf on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:41 pm

Honibaz wrote:Ghandi promoted non-violent resistance.

Granted, but Stalin loyalists sets fire on your home.

I wish for a trophy!
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Granted but it's for worlds worst human being.

I wish that I had a better line then that.
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:44 pm

Granted, it is now 'My new hero is Honibaz'

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Postby strike wolf on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:47 pm

granted. but it's 20 sizes too small.

I wish for there to be two moons (This is too easy)
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Postby Honibaz on Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:21 am

Granted, they somehow turn evil and crash towards Earth and kills everything there.

I wish for good education.
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Postby magneticgoop on Mon Aug 20, 2007 1:43 am

granted but it is in the field of band-aid connoisseuring and the demand for such an education is in short supply.

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Postby Honibaz on Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:26 am

Granted, but it was a joke.

I wish for an emoticon army that only obeys me.
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