Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[misterman10]

granted, oh you tricky bitch

[muy_thaiguy]

granted, oh you tricky bitch

[Honibaz]

Granted, but then you stab yourself in the eye, which goes through your brain and then you die!

I wish misterman could keep his box [size=0]you know you have to mess it up[/size]

Granted, but you steal it from him.

I wish bk barunt would stop bitching in flame wars and move to a retirement home.

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but he moves into the one right next your house.

I wish I had Jesus dice on some of my games

[Russianfire8371]

Granted, but you still lose anyways

i wish my dog could talk

[NESconqueror]

Granted, but you still lose anyways

i wish my dog could talk

Granted, but then your dog rules all of man kind!
I wish the NESes are the greatest things in the multiverse along with being indestructible!

[misterman10]

granted, but I break them all

i wish dustn would give in and join the pikachu clan

[NESconqueror]

granted, but I break them all

i wish dustn would give in and join the pikachu clan

Granted, but that basically is the last of the recruits.
I wish for everyone to have a NES.

[Dancing Mustard]

Their New Envelope Systems prove useless after the near immediate invention of the E-nvelope.

I wish I could teach the world to sing. In perfect harmony. Now bring me my pimp cane and a glass of milk. Mmmmmm... that's right.

[hecter]

Granted, but your milk is sour.

I wish I had omnipotence.

[Honibaz]

Granted, but you become too powerful and kill yourself.

I wish Dancing Mustard would start growing up and stop being such a 12 year old.

[Gold Knight]

Granted, but he grows up and beats the shit out of you...

I wish my car wouldnt be such a piece of shit.

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, now it is a peice of shit (literally).

I wish I had a decent wish.

[Gold Knight]

Granted, but because you wished to end world hunger and maintain world peace, you are disqualified from all future Miss Universe pageants.

I wish for a meteor to strike the Sphinx

[Honibaz]

Granted, but you realize that you are only seeing it in a movie.

I wish there was a New Members Forum that is flame free.

[Gold Knight]

Granted, its called General Discussion

I wish I could fly.

[Honibaz]

I was saying a forum where only new members can create new topics.

Granted, but a poacher thinks that you are a bird and shoots you down. You get injured.

I wish I have the appetite of a hippo.

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but you get sucked into a jet engine and are chopped to bits.

I wish I had a pet werewolf that would only do what I told it to do.

[McSnipe]

Granted, but animal controll comes and shoots it with a silver bullet.

I wish I wish for a perfect life with nothing bad, and no consquences for my actions.

[freezie]

Granted, have a boring life.

I wish I had a life.

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted, but then your account on here dies and you are banned from here.

I wish I had a faster PC.

[McSnipe]

Granted but you die due to a poor descicion of your own.

See what I mean now?


I wish I could hold my breath forever.

[Honibaz]

Granted, it becomes so fast that it overloads and explodes.

I wish I remembered where I put my timetable for school...

[Honibaz]

Granted but you die due to a poor descicion of your own.

See what I mean now?


I wish I could hold my breath forever.

Granted, since humans breath you are not human anymore and live in the wild.

[McSnipe]

Granted, but then you feel obligated to go to school.

I wish I was the ultimate flamer on this site.