1000 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart

by **brooksieb** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:27 pm

251. Get the best champaigne there, get a shopping trolley, go to the microphone place and alert everyone you will be christening a new ship at say, isle 6, when enough people come get the champaigne and smash it on the shopping trolley, like the queen would do to a ocean liner.

by **brooksieb** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:28 pm

252. Jump on the back of a fat man or lady and start spanking their ass proclaiming stuff like "Yeah bitch ride that ting!"

by **brooksieb** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:33 pm

253. Get the bed matresses and a few friends and start selling tickets for a WWF/E style paper view, the main event being a no holds barred match using whatever you can find, Be sure to get a annoying commentator with a southern American accent, doing a bad impression of the accent is better.

by **Martin Ronne** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:25 pm

brooksieb wrote:251. Get the best champaigne there, get a shopping trolley, go to the microphone place and alert everyone you will be christening a new ship at say, isle 6, when enough people come get the champaigne and smash it on the shopping trolley, like the queen would do to a ocean liner.

I don't think they got champaigne at Wal-mart. You'd have to go to the liquor store next door.

shopping trolley :lol:

by **Martin Ronne** on Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:28 pm

254. Walk in side with a big sign that says........
Go to K-mart! It's a lot better than this dump!
While chanting K-mart K-mart.

by **God Emperor Q** on Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:41 pm

255. Hide in the clothing racks and when a person comes by to look at a piece of clothing say "Pick Me!"

by **Martin Ronne** on Thu Feb 19, 2009 10:53 am

256. Do the same as 255,but do it naked.

by **animorpherv1** on Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:44 pm

God Emperor Q wrote:255. Hide in the clothing racks and when a person comes by to look at a piece of clothing say "Pick Me!"

works best when hiding behind pants, I think.

257. shoot the Wal-mart employees.

by **GENERAL STONEHAM** on Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:24 pm

Scream you're a Union Organizer and you're here to sign up members!

by **Eigidansei** on Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:29 pm

258. Say youre a scientoligist

by **Martin Ronne** on Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:50 pm

259. Sing Christmas Carols.

by **jonesthecurl** on Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:47 pm

260. Always pay by cheque, but always make it 1c more than it should be.
Eventually they'll work out who's making their books not balance.

by **apey** on Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:48 pm

261 I actually did this the other day
Tell the clerk she can shove the garbage sacks she didn't ring up, up her fat dumb ass O:)

by **MrPanzerGeneral** on Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:53 am

Well, over here, in Walmart type stores, it usually happens like this: I'm standing, getting bored, waiting to pay in a queue, and some frustrated (usually a "fairey-winged" type person) starts getting obnoxious and takes their frustrations of their own life out, by deciding to give the poor minimum-wage-cashier a hard time about something that (most often) isn't really their fault.
Usually, I politely persuade them to desist (if I think that they are themselves in the wrong), and if they don't, I take great pleasure in making a scene and kicking them out myself. If I think, however, that they are indeed in the right, I back them up, calling for managers, escalation up the chain etc..., then when the hullabulloo is fully "full" on, I quietly slink away with my "purchases"

by **Megadeth666** on Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:01 pm

263: Open up a Megadeth -Count Down to Extinction cd....Go to to stereos, turn volume up full blast, cue up Symphony of Destruction, and play air-guitar :twisted:

by **Kotaro** on Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:02 pm

264. (someone gave a suggestion without a number

) Whip out your cock in the store. Works every time.

by **animorpherv2** on Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:28 am

265.

Threaten to sue

by **Martin Ronne** on Wed Jul 15, 2009 12:25 pm

266. Do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsytFBm7 ... re=related

by **Lucarilover240** on Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:12 am

267: do this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30vad1cb-E4

by **ManBungalow** on Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:18 pm

268 --
Do this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlZh9-NQEyI

by **AAFitz** on Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:22 pm

269. Wear a Tee-shirt suggesting fair wages for oversees factories making walmart products.

You may not just get kicked out for this, you may very well actually get kicked. Or worse.

by **Megadeth666** on Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:46 am

270: Go to meat section grab a great big juicy steak, walk over to barbeques ,fire it up and start cookin

by **jonesthecurl** on Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:53 pm

271: take mega's avi with you

by **Army of GOD** on Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:27 pm

272: Ask them about their wiener

by **anonymus** on Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:53 pm

im european so never actualy been in a wal-mart but my perception of it is like this; 273; whisper to yourself "lynyrd skynyrd sucks" and the employees + all the customers will kick you out quicker than a quick thing getting out of anything slippery at a high pace..