Ride the Horse Game!

by **sailorseal** on Sat Apr 25, 2009 9:01 am

jonesthecurl wrote:I sell the old one.

Now, that's flogging a dead horse.*
btw, yes you are. are you a bloated watery zombie? riding on a horse?

*does this work in American slang too?

It does, I buy the horse and run away

by **chica999216** on Sun Apr 26, 2009 10:35 pm

i transfer the horse to an electronic horse and have my electronic self ride it

by **jonesthecurl** on Sun Apr 26, 2009 11:04 pm

Sunspots.

by **LED ZEPPELINER** on Thu May 07, 2009 9:45 pm

i steal the horse, bury it alive in a vat of toxic goop, then after thousands of years and everybody is dead, it lives. then spirtual self rides it

by **LittlePotatoHead** on Fri May 08, 2009 2:39 am

during those thousands of years i kill that LED ZEPPELINER dude chuck norris style and buy myself a new horse. TRY TO STOP THE POWER OF THE CHUCK, I DARE YA!

by **snufkin** on Fri May 08, 2009 3:37 am

chuck decides to make another season of walker texas ranger and it´s so embarrassingly horrible that the texan governor has to give him the death penalty.
Chuck would of course easily kill all the real police and rangers, but since he wants to follow the law he dies in the chair.
When Satan realises norris will spend the afterlife in his domains he chooses an early retirement and make me his replacement.
I don´t care about the new horse - potatohead can keep it.. but because I am now the Devil I own the souls and other belongings of everyone who listens to rock´n´roll..
this includes ledzeppeliners spiritual self and of course... the old horse

by **viking97** on Fri May 08, 2009 6:10 am

+

=hell angel! he takes horse then eats it.

by **tlane** on Fri May 08, 2009 6:01 pm

viking97 wrote:O:) + =hell angel! he takes horse then eats it.

i make it get thrown up and i take the horse away, AND RIDE IT

by **LED ZEPPELINER** on Fri May 08, 2009 6:07 pm

your supposed to ride it, so i ride it

by **darth emperor** on Sat May 09, 2009 7:57 pm

but...what's the name of the horse?

by **theusual1** on Sun May 10, 2009 5:25 am

darth emperor wrote:but...what's the name of the horse?

The horses name is Shadowfax and he only rides for one rider: Gandalf. Is there a person here with that name???

by **sailorseal** on Mon May 11, 2009 7:01 pm

theusual1 wrote:
darth emperor wrote:but...what's the name of the horse?

The horses name is Shadowfax and he only rides for one rider: Gandalf. Is there a person here with that name???

Right here

by **viking97** on Tue May 12, 2009 2:46 am

I'm reading lord of the rings lol.

by **theusual1** on Tue May 12, 2009 9:46 am

sailorseal wrote:
theusual1 wrote:
darth emperor wrote:but...what's the name of the horse?

The horses name is Shadowfax and he only rides for one rider: Gandalf. Is there a person here with that name???

Right here

All lies!!! I have found the rightful owner: Gandalf123. Only this player, unless more gandalfs appear, has the power to end this game and take the horse for his own. Until then of course we can still kill each other over the horse.

by **xelabale** on Tue May 12, 2009 12:36 pm

Your horsey has a wickle baby. I nurture it for 3 years, then hop on and fukovski. You can't catch meeeeeeee

by **theusual1** on Tue May 12, 2009 4:46 pm

xelabale wrote:Your horsey has a wickle baby. I nurture it for 3 years, then hop on and fukovski. You can't catch meeeeeeee

Shadowfax is male and in this game ther has only been one horse. For your horse to actually exist we need another female horse. If this was the case then there could be as many horses as we want and so we wouldn't need to kill each other any more. Effectively, you have ruined the game

by **xelabale** on Wed May 13, 2009 1:32 am

theusual1 wrote:
xelabale wrote:Your horsey has a wickle baby. I nurture it for 3 years, then hop on and fukovski. You can't catch meeeeeeee

Shadowfax is male and in this game ther has only been one horse. For your horse to actually exist we need another female horse. If this was the case then there could be as many horses as we want and so we wouldn't need to kill each other any more. Effectively, you have ruined the game

In this game male horses can give birth under exceptional circumstances. Also on page 1 a second horse was bought. Who knows what went on when noone was looking, between posts

by **jonesthecurl** on Wed May 13, 2009 9:18 am

You are a sad sad person to have actually gone and looked that up.
You are fined one horse for being so sad.
I ride off on it.

by **xelabale** on Thu May 14, 2009 9:58 am

Being sad, I had put my name tag on the horse, like I do with my school blazer and cap. A passing bobby sees the name tag and returns the horse to it's rightful owner. I quickly throw away my schoolboy disguise, re-spray the horse an I'm off into the distance.