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Re: wahhhh!

Postby NESconqueror on Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:42 pm

brooksieb wrote:as demon killed my children i had to take revenge so i threw demon on to nesconquerer demons head went straight into nes's shield (brooksieb remembers the times his dad used to beat him up with a belt due to his high deficientcies) and got so pissed off his face turned purple (like a fat mon!) shhh....

You pushed it man! *throws shield away*
I need no stinking shield. *Gets out his trusty pocket diskarmor*
This is the way to go! *Smacks brooksieb in the head with the diskarmor*
That will learn ya.
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Postby fireedud on Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:49 pm

steals brooksieb's dildo and whacks NES with it.
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Postby The Weird One on Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:51 pm

this is king of the hill all over again. :roll:
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Postby demon7896 on Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:52 pm

THROWS THE WEIRD ONE IN JAIL FOR THE HECK OF IT
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Postby NESconqueror on Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:07 pm

*Rubs head from dildo hit*
ouch... *Banishes fireedud into the NES cartridge labeled "desert bus 2"*
ha ha ha!
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Postby Shadowstar on Fri Jan 04, 2008 11:11 pm

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!! *blaaaasaaaaam*
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Re: FORUM BATTLE!

Postby brooksieb on Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:04 am

[quote="brooksieb"]it is a forum fight

the rules...well only rule is you must not say you have beaten everyone and uve won the fight ill do a example

brooksieb tasered everyone

random guy:i shat on you hahahaha i win

example 2

brooksieb tasered everyone

random guy2: brooksieb tasered me hard i was bleeding but then i fired a ak-47 and hit him in the ding-dongs


AND ANOTHER RULE IS U CANT SAY THINGS THAT DONT MAKE SENCE E.G.

BROOKSIEB HIT U WITH A BAMBOO STICK SENDING U SPARK OUT

RANDOM GUY STABBED YOU

ITS OK MAKING A COMBACK BUT DO IT IN A WAY THAT MAKES SENCE

k so ill start it off for real

brooksieb was sharpening his pitchfork...ready for a fight

and by the way kids brooksieb's dildo weapon is copyrighted so if u break the copyright of using a dildo without brooksiebs permission....well you feel the wrath of GOING ON THE LIST

LIST OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE BROKEN THIS COPYRIGHT

1.fireedud
2.NESconqueror
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Postby brooksieb on Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:57 pm

bump
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Postby Shadowstar on Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:57 pm

Nes didn't steal your dildo copyright, he was rubbing his head from the stolen dildo copyright. And he didn't get his own, he stole it from you. So just take it back and smack him with it.
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Postby brooksieb on Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:07 pm

bump
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Postby diddle on Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:22 pm

I use the dildo, and mess you up.



[size=0]I just wanted to be on the list.....[/size]
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:38 pm

diddle wrote:I use the dildo, and mess you up.



[size=0]I just wanted to be on the list.....[/size]

I was never stealing your copyright at all... From this point onward, I will make a point to give credit where credit is due for the dildo!
(Credit goes to brooksieb for having one)
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Postby demon7896 on Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:35 pm

*straps NES to 100 barrels of gunpowder*
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Postby NESconqueror on Sat Jan 05, 2008 9:13 pm

demon7896 wrote:*straps NES to 100 barrels of gunpowder*

uh... this is not good at all. *Bites through the licorice rope that strapped me to the barrels of gunpowder*
Licorice is a good thing to eat, not tie up!
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Postby brooksieb on Sun Jan 06, 2008 11:40 am

brooksieb slaps em both up with his dildo and looks at em if they're idiots
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Postby Shadowstar on Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:28 pm

*Shadowstar fires his lazer @ NES and brook, sending them towards the gunpowder and blowing them up as well*
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Postby fireedud on Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:31 pm

takes the dildo, masturbates with it and then takes the wet dildo to smack brooksieb, then masturbates some more.
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Postby NESconqueror on Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:49 pm

fireedud wrote:takes the dildo, masturbates with it and then takes the wet dildo to smack brooksieb, then masturbates some more.

*Flies out of explosion with the lack of an arm*
I will be back! *Runs off with only one arm gone*
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Postby Shadowstar on Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:50 pm

NESconqueror wrote:
fireedud wrote:takes the dildo, masturbates with it and then takes the wet dildo to smack brooksieb, then masturbates some more.

*Flies out of explosion with the lack of an arm*
I will be back! *Runs off with only one arm gone*

You quoted the wrong post, bub. ;)
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Postby NESconqueror on Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:49 pm

Shadowstar wrote:
NESconqueror wrote:
fireedud wrote:takes the dildo, masturbates with it and then takes the wet dildo to smack brooksieb, then masturbates some more.

*Flies out of explosion with the lack of an arm*
I will be back! *Runs off with only one arm gone*

You quoted the wrong post, bub. ;)

I was in a hurry... But I am BACK! *Swings the bionic arm at shadowstar and gives his the ultimate wedgie!*
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Postby demon7896 on Tue Jan 08, 2008 10:59 pm

gets gluegun and tapes NES to the wedgie
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Postby Shadowstar on Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:51 pm

NESconqueror wrote:
Shadowstar wrote:
NESconqueror wrote:
fireedud wrote:takes the dildo, masturbates with it and then takes the wet dildo to smack brooksieb, then masturbates some more.

*Flies out of explosion with the lack of an arm*
I will be back! *Runs off with only one arm gone*

You quoted the wrong post, bub. ;)

I was in a hurry... But I am BACK! *Swings the bionic arm at shadowstar and gives his the ultimate wedgie!*


Ahh, but you see, I'm not wearing any UNDERWEAR today! :D

*Destroys Bionic Arm with Lazer*
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Postby bryguy on Fri Jan 11, 2008 8:19 am

points laser at shadow and cuts him down so that he is 2 feet tall
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Postby brooksieb on Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:22 am

i employ mike tyson to bang up mike tyson but i ran out of money and am bankrupt so i fake death myself
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Re: FORUM BATTLE!

Postby viking97 on Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:38 am

Builds time machine and goes back to very beggining to destroy brookreibs dildo and that will mean destroying some of the forum messages so anything about dildo will cease to exist!!! :twisted:
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